mean boys💅🏻
jimin
BOYS
GAYS
HOES
BAD BITCHES
ATTENTION
yoongi
we have an announcement😊
seokjin
get on the gc you dicksucking whores. the lil muffin has an announcement to make.
hoseok
yoongi-ah, what's up?
jungkook
I'M HERE
taehyung
present
namjoon
yh mans here
jimin
i've never been more offended in my life. that's it. you're all officially uninvited.
yoongi
nooooooo
jiminie😟
they're my friends too, i want them there
jimin
... fine. only because i love you bare❤️
yoongi
ilyt❤️
jimin
what the fuck am i? say it properly
hoseok
back thE fUck uP
namjoon
nah fam, you done fucked up. nobody gets to treat yoongi hyung like that
seokjin
how fucking dare you
hop back into the land of fairtytales and make some bitch spin your fucking gold rumpelstiltskin
jungkook
not even. get back into sherlock gnomes fuckface
taehyung
go dissappear gnomeo buh leave your juliet.
he don't want that😴
jimin
yoongi
jiminie... it's okay. i love you the most so that's all that matters❤️
jimin
my ride or die🤞🏻
taehyung
wait- what is yoonmin's announcement? i just clocked we haven't actually heard it
yoongi
drumroll please😌
hoseok
*drumrolls*
seokjin
*drumrolls*
jungkook
*drumrolls*
taehyung
*drumrolls*
namjoon
*drumrolls*
jimin
YOONGI AND I ARE
yoongi
ENGAGED!
seokjin
I FUCKING CALLED IT
YOUR BOY'S GONNA BE A RICH, TOP TONIGHT🤑🍆💦🍑
namjoon
shut the fuck up seokjin
seokjin
don't hate the player, hate the game😘
hoseok
CONGRATULATIONS🎉❤️
jungkook
JIMIN AND YOONGI HYUNG I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOUU🎉
taehyung
you know what we should do?
jimin
go on tae
taehyung
we should have a joint wedding. just think about it, getting married with yiur besto. i can be your best man, hoseok can be mine and we'll all be at the altar together
i'm a fucking genius🤓
yoongi
that sounds plain stoopid
jungkook
okay 6ix9ine
yoongi
shut up jungkook😂
jimin
my baby's right, we shouldn't have a joint wedding. we should just go for having them separate because i want my baby to have all the spotlight on our big day
yoongi
awww, jiminie x
hoseok
okay everyone shut up. j-hope has something to say
taehyung
EVERYONE SHUT UP MY BEST FRIEND HAS SOMETHING TO SAY
hoseok
taehyung i sent you that in total confidence
taehyung
i couldn't help but share it😭 you look so damn cute and sexy and i can't
jungkook
you carry on, you can sleep in hoseok's apartment tonight
taehyung
of you wanted some dick you should've just said. stop acting like you mean business when you're just horny🙄
jungkook
tae!
hoseok
taekook shut the fuck up i have something important to say.
namjoon
yes, you may proceed
hoseok
mark and i are dating.
yoongi
NOW I FUCKING CALLED THAT
seokjin
ooo yess hobi, get some👅
yoongi added mark to 'mean boys💅🏻'
mark
wdym hobi get some? he's very much the bottom😂
jimin
alie
taehyung
have you fucked yet hobi?
hoseok
TAEHYUNG!
mark
imao yes, too many times to count😉
jungkook
yess mark💪🏻
namjoon
welcome to the horniest group chat you'll ever be in mark.
yoongi
once you're in, you can't get okay😔👊🏻
mark
i'll take the risk
seokjin
THAT'S A GOOD WHORE