BTS Oneshots

By KookieLexi

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BTS Oneshots taglish po ito. Some of the stories are not from me. Pictures and gif are not mine. Warning: swe... More

W E L C O M E
BTS 1
BTS 2
BTS 3
BTS 4
BTS 5
BTS 6
BTS 7
BTS 8
Happy Brithday
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BTS 10
BTS 11
BTS 12
BTS 13
BTS 14
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BTS 17
BTS 18
BTS 19
BTS 20
BTS 21
BTS 22
BTS 23
BTS 24
BTS 25
BTS 26
BTS 27
BTS 29
BTS 30
BTS 31
Happy Birthday Jin
BTS 32
BTS 33
Read
BTS 34
Thank You
BTS 35
BTS 36
BTS 37
BTS 38
BTS 39
BTS 40
Happy Birthday V
BTS 41
BTS 42
BTS 43
BTS 44
Read
BTS World Tour: Love Yourself
BTS 45
BTS 46
BTS 47
Happy Birthday Hobi
Happy Birthday Suga
BTS 48
Hi readers
BTS 49
Thank You
BTS 50
BTS 51
BTS 52
GUYS I HAVE A QUESTION
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BTS 54
BTS 55
BTS 56
BTS 57
BTS 58
BTS 59
Bring The Seoul
BTS 60
ARMY
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BTS 62
BTS 63
BTS 64
BTS 65
BTS 66
Readers
BTS 67
BTS 68
Happy Birthday September Babies❤
BTS 69
BTS 70
BTS 71
BTS 72
Happy Birthday ChimChim❤
Happy Birthday to me💞
Happy Birthday Jin💖💞
BTS 73
BTS 74
BTS 75
Thank you very much😍❤
BTS 76
A/N
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BTS 78
BTS 79
BTS 80
BTS 81
BTS 82
BTS 83
Happy Birthday Taehyungie👽🎂
BTS 84
BTS 85
BTS 86
BTS 87
BTS 88
End
Happy Birthday Jhope💛🌞
Happy Birthday Yoongi💚🎵
Hi again guys
🐰Happy Birthday Jungkook🐰
BTS Oneshots 2
🎂Happy Birthday Leader🎂
MY NEW ACCOUNT
😊😊😊
💙Happy Birthday Mochi💙
💜Happy Birthday Tae💜

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By KookieLexi

BTS KAPAG NILAGNAT SI GOLDEN MAKNAE

*Pagkagising ng BTS nagtaka sila kung bakit balot na balot ng limang patong na comforter si Jungkookie*

RapMonster: Heyy maknae, Bangon na may practice tayo.

Jungkook: ....
*Kaya naman hinipo ni Jimin ang noo neto*

Jimin: Waaaahhhh! Ayoko na!! Sayang ang pag ggym! Ang pagddiet! Ang pagtitiis!! Sayang lahat!!! Waaaahhhhh!!

Suga: Hoy! Problema mo!

Jimin: Hindi na ako ang pinaka HOT sa BTS!! Si kookie na! Waaaahhhhh di ko tanggap!!

RapMonster: Damn! May fever si
Jungkook!!

Jin; Magluluto lang ako ng lugaw *Takbo sa kusina*

Suga: V! Kunin mo yung thermometer dali!

V: Aye aye Sir!!

*Habang nagpapanic ang lahat, May ibang ginagawa si Jhope. Nagrerecord ng Video sa Cellphone.

Jhope: Nananawagan po ako sa may mga ginintuang puso, Tulungan po ninyo kami, May sakit po ang aming maknae,
Kailangan po namin ng Wheel chair, Oxygen gauge, Oxygen Tank, Inj------

Suga: Hoy! Nilalagnat lang si Jungkook! May pa wheel chair wheel chair ka pa jan!!

Jhope: sorry okay! Sarreh!

V: Suga hyung eto na oh.

Suga: KIM TAEHYUNG!! Thermometer sabi ko hindi Meter stick!!

V: Magkaiba ba yun, Parehas lang may meter yun ah!!

RapMonster: *facepalm* Ako na kukuha.

Jimin: Di ko tanggap!! ARMY!!
Mamahalin nyo pa rin ba ko kahit mas hot pa sakin si Jungkook? *Histerical
mode*

RapMonster: Oh eto na yung
thermometer.

Jhope: Aki na, Ako maglalagay kay
maknae.

Suga: Jhope!!! Utang na loob!!! Sa kili kili nilalagay yan hindi sa ilong!!!

Jhope: Kanina ka pa highblood,
Chinecheck ko lang kung alam nyo kung san talaga nilalagay to!

V: Palusot pa tong babalu na to!

Jhope: OMO!!!! AIGOOOOO!!! DALHIN NA
NATIN SIYA SA HOSPITAL!!!

Jimin: Bakit! Bakit! Bakit!

Jhope: 92.93° !!!!!!! MAKNAE!! WAG MO
KAMING IIWAN !!!

Suga: Ugok! Baliktad yung thermometer!

39.92 lang!!!! Naman talaga Jhope!!!

Jin: Oh eto na yung Lugaw.

V: Hep! Hep! Wait lang, Patikim muna!

Jimin: Ako pa rin naman ng hot sa bts diba?

RapMonster: Oo na! Magpakulo ka nang tubig tas ibuhos mo sayo! Mas hot ka na kay jungkook promise!

Suga: Nasaan na yung lugaw?

Jin: Sandali magluluto uli ako.

Suga: Oh asan na yung niluto mo?

Jin: Tinikman ni V naubos.

Suga: TINIKMAN NAUBOS????!!!

Wow ano nangyari te!?

-KookieLexi💖

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