Aizawa- Donttalktome
Present Mic- Ormysoneveragain
Hitoshi- Iamson
Monoma- IamsonsboyfTY
Nezu- Skinner
All Might- Muri's bich
Ms. Joke- Funni
Midnight- BDSMmmm pls girl
13- Im only 13
Snipe- BANG BANG
Recovery Girl- Granny
Power Loader- Backhoe
Vlad King- Bloody Mary
Tensei Iida- Zoom zoom nyoom
Grand Torino- Grandpa
Naomasa- Nancy Drew
Mt. Lady- Antman
Kamui Woods-Woody
Cementoss- Rocky Hulk
Ectoplasm- Notaghostloveme
Endeavor- Volcano
Hawks- Hawkeye
Best Jeanist- Pants dance
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BDSMmmm pls girl: @Skinner I'll pay you 30 bucks to dress Ishizuka up in a fucking mouse onesie
Skinner: I'll do it for free
Funni: But
Funni: Ishizuka IS a mouse
BDSMmmm pls girl: Exactly
Funni: ...
Funni: WUT
Notaghostloveme: In other news I'm making my class take a surprise test :D
Notaghostloveme: They hate me even more and I'm okay with that
Ormysoneveragain added Pants dance to chat
Pants dance: Sup britches
Ormysoneveragain: Goddammit Jeanie we talked about this
Pants dance: Guys we have to stop Aizawa from being a little shit by all jeans necessary
BANG BANG: This is why we banned you omf
Pants dance: Guys I have jeanitals
Ormysoneveragain: MY UNDERAGE SON AND HIS BOYFRIEND ARE IN THID CHAT OMG
Pants dance: I'm trying to keep up with my hyjean, am I doing well?
Backhoe banned Pants dance from chat
Backhoe: Ever since he lost his quirk he's been doing this
Backhoe: WHY tho
I'm only 13: He's just bord guys lol
Skinner: He will probably stop after spring break. After all, that is when he officially starts the home economics class
Backhoe: OH GOD DOES THST MEAN WE HAVE TI HEAR HIS PUNS IRL IN LESS THST TWO WEEKS
Skinner: No because then I'll fire him on the spot
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Donttalktome: Babe I want this
Donttalktome: Sent 5 image(s)
Ormysoneveragain: But
Ormysoneveragain: But we only have two cats and its Nemuri's house
Donttalktome: This is life or death Birdie
Ormysoneveragain: Kitten please we can't install an entire cat maze thing in the entire house
Donttalktome: What if I was dying and this was my last wish
Ormysoneveragain: If you were on your death bed I would just take your pillow and smuther you because I know youd want to go out quicker and by my hands
Donttalktome: You know me so well.....
Muri's bich: This is the group chat
Donttalktome: GODDAMMIT
Ormysoneveragain: THIS IS THE 4 TIME THIS WEEK
Skinner: Do you two have cute nicknames for each other? That is quite adorable
Donttalktome: FUCK
Backhoe: "Kitten" and "Birdie" oml
Donttalktome: STOOOOP
Iamson: POPS ALSO CALLS DAD KITTENPOP, SHO-BEAR, PRINCE, AND HOBO
BDSMmmm pls girl: I can confirm these
Donttalktome: YOU BETRAYER
Ormysoneveragain: I think you mean "trader" Kittenpop
Donttalktome: STOOOOOOOOP
Backhoe: /hobo/
Granny: Oh shush Kittenpop is cute
Bloody Mary: Kittenpop
Hawkeye: Kittenpop is an adorable nickname lmao
Iamson: Pops's names are as followed;
Ormysoneveragain: Wait a minute are we being called out by our own son?
Hawkeye: You are dude you totally are
Iamson: Birdie, Birb, DJ BJ(can someone tell me what the bj stands for?), Popper, H-bug, Boomie, Loud mouth, Cockatoo hair, Lanky legs, and Micheal with a B
Bloody Mary: /Michael with a B/
Notaghostloveme: That's a bit of a stretch now isn't Aizawa?
Skinner: He's actually hidden himself away in the infirmary supply closet. I watched him pick the lock and everything
Hawkeye: Wait a minute
Hawkeye: DJ BJ
Hawkeye: OMFG ERASER WTF
Hawkeye: EXPOSED EXPOSED IM POSTING ON THE INTERNET OKAY GOODBYE
Bloody Mary: If you want something juicy go back all the way to January, the 23rd to be exact
Muri's bich: They had a 2 hour conversation about room arrangement but they kept calling each other "babe" and "honey" and it was actually cute
BDSMmmm pls girl: It was
Skinner: I bought them an entirely new couch after that
BDSMmmm pls girl: And weve got it set up still and its awesome
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Notaghostloveme: Do you guys love me? Like unconditionally love me?
Hawkeye: No you suck
Skinner: What did you do Ectoplasm?
Notaghostloveme: .....I set my kitchen on fire
Skinner: But why? That is the 8th time this month.
Notaghostloveme: Not gonna lie.... I may have difficulty remembering the smallest things....
Skinner: I am calling the police
Notaghostloveme: Please don't I only set my sink on fire
Skinner: w
Hawkeye: I once watched fire tittie somehow catch a glass of water on fire
Hawkeye: He wasn't using his quirk
Hawkeye: We were at the mall food court where even pro's quirks are banned unless necessary
Hawkeye: /how did he do it/
Notaghostloveme: Guys I lost my fucking leg
Notaghostloveme: WHERE IS ISHIYAMA I CANT WALK NOW
Skinner: Okay but how do you set a SINK on fire??
Notaghostloveme: I don't know but I want my leg
Hawkeye: Omg
Hawkeye: Wait what happened to your leg????
Notaghostloveme: Lost it to a villain so now I have a prosthetic one
Hawkeye: Oh shit I didn't know that
Hawkeye: They never say these things on the trading cards or online honestly
Notaghostloveme: I have a trading card.....?
Notaghostloveme: Woah
Rocky Hulk: Nezu just called me
Rocky Hulk: How and why did you set the sink on fire
Rocky Hulk: I leave to get us take out and you just???
Rocky Hulk: Why did I agree to room with you????????
Rocky Hulk: You are a wreak
Notaghostloveme: ALL I WANTED WAS TO FILL THE ICE TRAYS UP OKAY
Notaghostloveme: AND DONT WORRY I SOMEHOW DID THIS EXACT SHIT AS KID OKAY
Rocky Hulk: .....but why the sink
Donttalktome: You guys sound like bickering lovers lol
Rocky Hulk: OMG GROSS WE ARE ROOMMATES
Hawkeye: Oh my god they were roommates..
Notaghostloveme: Were room mates because the therapist thinks having someone who experienced the same trauma will be less esoteric on the both of us
Rocky Hulk: And carpool
Rocky Hulk: Don't forget the carpool
Donttalktome: You guys ares my best friends have I ever told thaf? Ecty and Tossie I lovu you
Hawkeye: What am I? Chopped liver?
Donttalktome: You know ishiyama when I first met you I thought you were a literal cenderblock and tried to puth you into the school fountain
Rocky Hulk: THAT WAS YOU!?
Ormysoneveragain: Okay so Shota has had his 4 drinks of the month so ignore him
Rocky Hulk: BIT AIZWA WAS THE ONE THAT PUSHED ME!? I GAVE A KID DETENTION BECAUSE HE WAS THE CLOSEST BY ME WHEN I FELL IN
Rocky Hulk: OH GOD NOW I NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO AMAJJINKI HE WAS A 1ST YR AT THW TIME I FEEL BAD NOW
Rocky Hulk: DOES ANYONE HAVE HIS NUMBER I NEED TO APOLOGIZE
Hawkeye: Its 12:03 now
Hawkeye: That means its the first day of spring
Hawkeye: This is a great start to the new season...
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Iamson: OMG DAD NO I JUST REALIZED WHAT BJ MEANS NOOOO
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From now until the 28th, this will be updating everyday since I'm about to be very busy. By doing this, there will be enough chapters to supply you fuckos with in case I have to take a hiatus. Because I live in the valley of two mountains, it could hard getting signal where ever it is I move to so yeah. Prrroooobably might have a tough time using my phone until we get WiFi....
Anyway though, a new chapter comes out tomorrow! :)