Facebook! (A Percy Jackson Fa...

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I see a lot of people doing this so I decided to make my own. This is just a story filled with silliness and... Més

Chapter 1
Chapter 2: Nico's a stalker
Chapter 3: Nico's Crush
Chapter 4: Thalico is Born
Chapter 5: Drunk In Love!!!
Chapter 6: Weird Pairings
Chapter 7: So Many Dumb Ways to Die!
Chapter 8: R.I.P. Percabeth :(
Chapter 9: Operation Save Percabeth!
Chapter 10: Percabeth Forever!!!
Chapter 11: Would You Rather...
Chapter 12: Percy the Jackass
Chapter 13: The Hacker Strikes Again
Chapter 14: Damn You Auto Correct!!!
Chapter 15: Leo the Chef
Chapter 16: Leo's Stew
Chapter 17: Leo's Lasagna
Chapter 18: Leo's Plan
Chapter 19: Leo's Cake
Chapter 20: EMOTICONS!!! (ノ^_^)ノ
Chapter 21: I'm So Fancy!
Chapter 22: Percy's Angry (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Chapter 23: Love Quotes ♥
Chapter 24: More Emoticons! (=^ェ^=)
Chapter 25: Kindergarten Sucked
Chapter 26: Frozen is old.
Chapter 27: I Declare A Prank War!
Chapter 28: Awkward Moments
Chapter 29: Nico in a Dress
Chapter 30: Disney Movies
Chapter 31: More Pranks
Chapter 32: Silent Nico
Chapter 33: What We Think of Percy
Chapter 34: The Name Game
Chapter 35: I'm Bored
Chapter 36: Bieber Fever
Chapter 37: Love Songs (For Her) ♥ ♥ ♥
Chapter 38: Love Songs (For Him) ♥ ♥ ♥
Chapter 39: The Ultimate Prank
Chapter 40: Awkward Dates
Chapter 41: Pills N Potions
Chapter 42: Happy Birthday Percy!!!/ Happy Percabeth Anniversary!!!
Chapter 43: The Hacker Is Revealed
Chapter 45: One Less One Less Problem
Chapter 46: Kissing Annabeth
Chapter 47: Fun Things To Do At School
Chapter 48: Teenage Posts
Chapter 49: More Awkward Moments...
Chapter 50: Poseidon and Percy
Chapter 51: Poseidon and Percy (Part Two)
Chapter 52: Anonymous
Chapter 53: The Missing
Chapter 54: Anonymous is Revealed
Chapter 55: Mythomagic
Chapter 56: Jason's Diary
Chapter 57: Jasper! ♥
Chapter 58: So You Wanna Play With Magic
Chapter 59: KOOL AID!!!
Chapter 60: Young Nico
Chapter 61: Persassy!!!
Chapter 62: Persassy Jackson
Chapter 63: New Names
Chapter 64: Annabeth's Birthday
Chapter 65: Killing Octavian
Chapter 66: The Return of Luke
Chapter 67: YOU JINXED IT!!!!
Chapter 68: The Monster
Chapter 69: Don't Call Me Annie
Chapter 70: Little Siblings
Chapter 71: *Twitch Twitch*
Chapter 72: Apollo's Poem
Chapter 73: K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Chapter 74: Bang Bang
Chapter 75: Creepy Clowns
Chapter 76: Damn Right, It's Better Than Yours
Chapter 77: Hypocrite
Chapter 78: ... I Can Explain.
Chapter 79: HELP ME DADDY!!!
Chapter 80: My Worst Nightmare
Chapter 81: Remember?
Chapter 82: Come Join the Candy Kingdom!!!
Chapter 83: I Shake It Off, I Shake It Off
Chapter 84: I'm A Black Widow Baby
Chapter 85: ABORT! ABORT!
Chapter 86: I. Hate. All. Of. You.
Chapter 87: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!
Chapter 88: The Return of Bianca
Chapter 89: No! Go Away!
Chapter 90: Please Don't Leave Me
Chapter 91: Igpay Atinlay (Pig Latin)
Chapter 92: I Am So Hot
Chapter 93: What's 9 + 10?
Chapter 94: Is That Me?
Chapter 95: Are You Sure?
Chapter 96: Let It Snow!
Message From Me
I'm Done...
Chapter 97: Graduation Day!!! :D :D :D
Chapter 98: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
Chapter 99: At The Campfire
Chapter 100: THIS IS NOT OKAY!!!
Chapter 101: Come Here And Give Me A Kiss (ɔ˘з˘)ɔ
Chapter 102: Happy Halloween!!!
Chapter 103: We're Just Friends!
Chapter 104: This Boy Is On FIRE!!!
Chapter 105: Love Songs (Part Three)
Chapter 106: Love Songs (Part Four)
Chapter 107: It'll Suck More
Chapter 108: The Half-Blood Games!!!
Chapter 109: The Love Games
Chapter 110: The Poem Games
Chapter 111: The War Games
Chapter 112: The Clever Games
Author's Note
Chapter 113: Facebook Shut Down

Chapter 44: Prank Calls

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Percy Jackson has updated his status: 

If you're bored, here are some things you can say when you prank call someone:

1. Call someone and Ask, "Why did you hang up on me?"

2. Call someone and say,"Hi this is Radio Disney, you just won 3 tickets to see One Direction live! You just need to answer this survey in order to win. Are you ready to start?" Then hang up.

3. Call Domino's and ask for the number of Little Caesar's.

4.Call somene and ask, "I hid the body. Who is the next victim?"

5. Call someone and ask in a sexy voice, "Last night was great. Wanna go again?" It'd be even better if you were the same gender as the person.

6. Tell someone you are wanted by the police for murdering multiple people. If they ask where are you say in a creepy voice, "Right behind you."

7. Call someone and if a little kid picks up say in a creepy voice, "I need a more suitable host body, and you'll do just just fine." Then start laughing in a creepy way.

8. Call someone and ask, "Will you marry me?"

9. Call a babysitter and ask, "Are my children doing okay?"

10. Call Progressive and ask for Flo.

11. Call State Farm and ask for Jake.

12. Call a random person and say, "I'm think I'm pregnant with your baby."

13. Call someone and say in a creepy voice, "You are my next victim."

14. Call a home security service and ask, "Hey, I was wondering if your home security protects me from my mother."

15. Call someone and say, "I know where you live." Then hang up.

Comments: 

Thalia Grace: lol We should totally do this sometime Percy.

Leo Valdez: I did number 11 and they actually put Jake on the phone. XD

Nico di Angelo: I did this number 7 to a little girl and she started crying and yelling for her mommy. XD

Piper McLean: When I did number 6 the person said "Oh shit!" He called a while later swearing at me. It was hilarious!

Jason Grace: I did 14 and the guy started laughing. I said, "Why are you laughing?! I'm serious! i curse you into the depths of Tartarus." Then I hung up. XD

Piper McLean: HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's funny Jason!

Annabeth Chase: I don't know why people in their right mind would do these kinds of things.

Percy Jackson: They do it because it's funny.

Annabeth Chase: Oh, so it's funny when you suddenly get a call saying that someone is going to murder you.

Piper McLean: Annabeth, you think too much. It's not funny when it happens to you, only to other people.

Annabeth Chase: Well excuse me for actually thinking. What if someone calls the police on you?

Nico di Angelo: They can't call the police on you since they don't know where you live.

Annabeth Chase: I still don't think they're funny.

Percy Jackson: Come on Annabeth. How about this, you come over and we do a couple prank calls, and you'll see how funny it is.

Annabeth Chase: I'm not prank calling anyone!

Percy Jackson: Come on Annabeth it will be fun!

Annabeth Chase: Okay fine, but I'm only come too show you how stupid it is.

10 minutes later. 

Annabeth Chase: I was so wrong! Prank calling is the best thing ever!

Percy Jackson: See I told you!

Annabeth Chase: I'm gonna try one by myself. I'll tell you how it went.

Percy Jackson: Okay bye.

Annabeth Chase has updated her status: 

Someone please help me! I'm in jail!

Comments: 

Piper McLean: What?! Why?!

Annabeth chase: I prank called someone and they called the police!

Percy Jackson: What?! What did you say?

Annabeth Chase: I called someone and said that said that I was their doctor and told them they had three days to live. He got mad and called the police. I TOLD YOU DOING PRANK CALLS WAS A BAD IDEA!

Percy Jackson: Oops. Well, don't worry! I'm coming over there to get you!

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