Lust, how old were you when you lost your virginity?
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Lust:I... I don't know... I think I was 5?
Horror:What in the hell...
Lust: :T
I dare anyone to kiss Dream
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Anyone:*kisses Dream*
Dream:???
Cross:I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, ANYONE
Anyone:I'M OFF TO STEAL YO BITCH-
Cross:NOOOOO-
And the world exploded from stupidity
Okay. Everyone is saying "dare" but what about truth? Geno, did you like the kiss? Error, what do you think of the possibility of dating the creator? You're the destroyer, so how do you feel about that? Horror, do you think Lust is sexy?
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Geno:NO! I WOULDN'T ENJOY ANYTHING FROM THAT CREEP! (that means yes)
Error:I mean.... uh... *blushes* I guess... I don't know how people would necessarily react to the destroyer and creator dating... we were both born to hate each other, besides, I don't think... Ink will necessarily like me in that way, you know? And I admit... I like him a lot, but... the possibilities of us dating and it actually going well is near close to zero...
Horror:*locks himself in a soundproof room far from everybody else*
Horror:*sharp inhale*
Horror:HELL YEAH! He's more adorable then sexy though. Adorably sexy? (weird flex, but okay)
WARNING:IF YOU ARE AN INNOCENT BEAN, OR JUST ARE DISGUSTED BY THE CONCEPT OF SEX (or don't even know what sex is) THEN JUST HEAD ON OVER TO THE NEXT CHAPTER, SKIPPING THESE LAST TWO ASKS.
If you're a sinner and/or don't care, then continue :T
Hey yall! I'm back again! Time to be a big fat D! I dare Ink to say Ik wil gewoon je kleine blauwe bal sperma gaan zitten en je neuken tot mijn sperma tevoorschijn komt. To Error, and then translate it from Dutch!
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Ink:After the Cross and Fell insident, I don't trust you in the slightest...
Papyton:C'mon, try it~ A dare's a dare~
Ink:*sigh* fine...
Error:*Doing some tom fuckery with his strings*
Ink:Hey Error, I have to tell you something on our last chapter in the closet
Error:Yeah?
Ink: Ik wil gewoon je kleine blauwe bal sperma gaan zitten en je neuken tot mijn sperma tevoorschijn komt
Error:???????
Ink:*pulls out phone and looks at it translated*
Google Translate:I just want to sit your little blue ball of cum and fuck you until my sperm comes out
Ink:WHAT THE FUCK- *looks like a Christmas tree*
Error:What?
Ink:*throws phone into the anti-void and throws up in the corner*
Error:What the hell...
OMG *internal screaming* now I have TOW skeleton fathers One is...how do I put this...has fashioned wellTe other is just cool in general I also dare GENO to touch reaper in the sweet spot 😉 don't hate me plz
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Geno:WH-WHAT?! U-uhm... Not in public!
Geno:*calls Reaper* Can you come to my bedroom? D-DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA! I-I just need you for something...
Time skip
Reaper:*opens Geno's bedroom door* Yeah?
Geno:Come here, and close the door, too. -./////////////-.
Reaper:Okay? *shuts the door and walks over*
Geno:*touches Reaper's dick and then teleport s inside a box, blushing redder then Rudolph's nose*
Reaper:*blushing* Well... that was anticlimactic
(I was thinking of having GEno suck da dick but then I got to self conscious ;w;)
If you're innocent and still read this all even AFTER the warning... WHY