Shrek X Obama

By chillsoda

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Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs. More

Before you read
The beginning
Beautiful
Invitation
Wedding day
Honeymoon
Years later
Off topic
Shrek and Obama's plan
Obama's Trip Part 1
Announcement:5/27/18
6/27/18
7/4/18
Obama's Trip Part 2
Obama's Trip Part 3
Obama's Trip Part 4
8/31/18
A message from Prince Charming
1/7/19
Omg
Thanks!
Bonus
oh god
7/19/19
1/5/20
Shrek gets a job
Shrek and Obama's Surprise
Announcement 6/7/20
Niall's baby
OMG
Stuff
Part 1: Niall's Baby Shower
Part 2: Niall's Baby Shower

Obama's Trip Part 5

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*Obama flies back to home and saw Shrek felt sad*

Obama:"Where are the kids?"

Shrek:"PRINCE CHARMING TOOK THE FUCKING KIDS ALONG WITH THOSE FURRY BABYSITTERS!"

Obama:"Oh shit we have to save them!"

*Shrek and Obama contact Puss and Donkey*

Puss:"Come on we have to save Shrek's kids!"

Donkey:"Let me call my wife!"

*Donkey calls his wife to transport him to Prince Charming's cult*

Donkey:"Let's ride!"

Shrek:"Good job Donkey!" "We don't have much time!"

Obama:"Here are your passes Puss and Donkey."

Donkey:"Oh wow thanks!"

*Free passes of Waffle House*

Donkey:"Oooh! I love me some waffles!"

Puss:"Donkey! We have to focus here!"

Donkey:"Oh sorry, I was feeling kind of hungry."

Puss:"We can eat later at Waffle House!"

*1 hour later*

*Donkey makes noise like he did in Shrek 2*

Shrek:"DONKEHHHHH!!! WILL YOU STOP THAT FOR ONCE?!?!?!"

Donkey:"Sorry Shrek..."

*Prince Charming's Cult*

Zabivaka:"What the hell did we do?!?!"

Charming:"You work for Shrek dumbass."

Zabivaka:"Well look who's talking, says the narcissist who can't do shit right."

Charming:"I will get my mummy to exterminate you, your buddies and the kids!"

Zakumi:"Psssh...I doubt you'll even do that..."

Charming:"fUcK yOu!!!!!!!"

*Shrek crashes in*

Shrek:"Leave my buddies and my kids alone!"

Charming:"What the fuck do you want Ogre?!?!"

Shrek:"I said leave them alone or you'll get what's coming!"

Charming:"Hmph! I'm not afraid of some filthy ogre!"

*Shrek and Prince Charming have an anime battle that lasted about 3 days*

Charming:"I'll have my revenge ogre!!!!!"

*Shrek and the gang return to home at last*

Shrek:"Enjoy Waffle House Puss and Donkey!"

Donkey:"Bye Shrek!"

Shrek:"Alright kids time for bed!"

Obama Jr:"Aww! Alright!"

*Obama tucks the kids into bed as he went to bed*

*As for Shrek...he started a youtube channel called ogreshavelayers and made gaming videos*

Shrek:"I'll go check the comments of my Call of Duty video!"

*Youtube comments*

Skipper:"What's your gamertag? This is an amazing gameplay!"

Boss Baby:"You have my respect!"

Oh:"This is what ogres do!"

Mickey:"Awesome!"

*You have one message*

Shrek:"I wonder who could that be?"

Begoneogre:"Fuck gamers and gaming."

ogreshavelayers is typing...

Shrek:"What did you say laddie?"

Begoneogre is typing...

Begoneogre:"I said fUcK yOu GaMeR!!!!!!"

ogreshavelayers is typing...

Shrek:"Big Mistake Noob."

Begoneogre is typing...

Begoneogre:"Wait n-no please! Don't put me in your cringe compilation!"

(I found this on instagram and decided to share this lovely masterpiece to all of you reading this. XD)

*Shrek snaps a photo and decides to make a cringe compilation video and uploads on youtube*

*10 mins later...*

*Youtube Comments*

Skipper:"Lmao he doesn't have proof at all."

Ariel:"Thank god I have Eric with me."

Papa Louie:"I'm going to ban him from going to all of my restaurants."

*While at Prince Charming is at his home reading Shrek's youtube comments*

Charming:"Hmph! He's only doing it for attention..."

*You have 3 messages*

Charming:"I hope it's some supporting fans who will defend me from these haters!"

*Messages*

Bibble:"You're such a loser! XDDDDD"

Boss Baby:"Get out of here!"

Kermit:"Get lost!"

*Charming yells in rage like Tyler1 and throws his computer to the other side of his room*

Charming:"That Ogre will pay for this!!!!"

To be Continued...

A/N
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I haven't been writing stuff here on wattpad due to school stuff and I have to finish my World Geography project and my DNA Model for Biology. I decided to publish a new part for you today because I miss you all too much and decided to continue on with this story! All aboard the ShrekXObama Train!
Choo! Choo!
I hope you guys enjoyed my story and I appreciate your honest and feedback! See you guys soon! Thanks for all of your support!

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