SallyThatGurl went online
SallyThatGurl: hey where are you Sarah?
SallyThatGurl: everybody has started eating
SallyThatGurl: you should be able to get here
SallyThatGurl: I mean I would think you could
SallyThatGurl: what if I was wrong?
SallyThatGurl: then the poor chick has gone all the way to some smelly old building asking for fictional characters 😂
SallyThatGurl: oh boy I hope the paparazzi don't catch that
SallyThatGurl: I can see the headlines now
SallyThatGurl: "Sarah Paulson: Asking For Witches and Gays At Old Mansion"
SallyThatGurl: sorry Sarah but I kinda hope that happens 😂
SallyThatGurl: id keep that newspaper for when I feel down
SallyThatGurl: A KNOCK!!
SallyThatGurl: finally you're here!!
SallyThatGurl: NO LANA WAIT IM GONNA GET IT YOU HOE
SallyThatGurl: she beat me 😠
SallyThatGurl: w-what
SallyThatGurl: Sarah!
SallyThatGurl: and .... VENNY?!
SallyThatGurl: hold on
SallyThatGurl: oh shit Cordy pinned her to a wall
SallyThatGurl: if this was any other situation I'd be kind of insulted it wasn't me she pinned to the wall
SallyThatGurl: Sarah found Venny on her way over?
SallyThatGurl: I don't know if I buy that
SallyThatGurl: damn...Sarah and Venny look kinda similar, anyone else notice that?
SallyThatGurl: everyone has their guard up...not that I blame them
SallyThatGurl: Venny says she doesn't remember anything that happened
SallyThatGurl: just that she was hiding...and then it found her
SallyThatGurl: all she remembers after that is being woke up by Sarah
SallyThatGurl: she was in some ditch near the house
SallyThatGurl: maybe that thing, the simulacra, gave up?
LanaBanana69 went online
SallyThatGurl: lana!
LanaBanana69: have you been updating the chat the entire time?
SallyThatGurl: well yeah
SallyThatGurl: live chatting
LanaBanana69: you invited Sarah over?
SallyThatGurl: yeah
LanaBanana69: why didn't you tell us?!
SallyThatGurl: cause it was meant to be a surprise
LanaBanana69: we both saw Cordelia right?
SallyThatGurl: yeah????
LanaBanana69: she slammed all the doors in the house and had Venable lifted OFF THE FLOOR and against the wall
LanaBanana69: I'm pretty sure she was more than ready to kill her
LanaBanana69: Sarah was the least of her worries
SallyThatGurl: well I didn't plan for Venny to show up
SallyThatGurl: and it was extremely hot when she did that
LanaBanana69: Sally this is serious
SallyThatGurl: and I'm serious when I say Cordy was hot
SallyThatGurl: no but seriously I get it
SallyThatGurl: do you trust Venable?
LanaBanana69: I mean she does seem genuinely confused
LanaBanana69: she doesn't know anything
MsVenable went online
MsVenable: I've missed so much
SallyThatGurl: we missed you so much
LanaBanana69: how do you feel?
MsVenable: why are you two talking to me here?
MsVenable: we are literally sat opposite each other at the table
SallyThatGurl: coz!
MsVenable: Sally...
SallyThatGurl: what?
MsVenable: I missed you
MsVenable: you're alive
MsVenable: I'm so glad
SallyThatGurl: that's definitely not you
SallyThatGurl: you're not Venable
MsVenable: what're you talking about?
SallyThatGurl: you're not my Venny!
MsVenable: STOP CALLING ME THAT
SallyThatGurl: oh shit it is you
SallyThatGurl: VENNY
SallyThatGurl: IM SO FUCKING SORRY
MsVenable: what for?
MsVenable: Venny?! 🤬 fuck you!
SallyThatGurl: you...haven't read the chat?
MsVenable: well I'm trying to but you keep talking to me
LanaBanana69: I've missed this
LanaBanana69: I'm so happy you're back
LanaBanana69: seeing you and sally going at each other is such a beautiful sight
SallyThatGurl: bite me
LanaBanana69: no
SallyThatGurl: well I'll get Cordy to bite me then 😏
MsVenable: the junkie is still vulgar as always
SallyThatGurl: IM NOT A JUNKIE
MsVenable: AND MY NAME IS NOT VENNY
SallyThatGurl: 😒
LanaBanana69: Sarah's quieter than I thought she'd be
LanaBanana69: then again, she is sat next to you sally
LanaBanana69: even a banshee is quiet compared to you
CarouselDot went online
SallyThatGurl: DOTTIE
CarouselDot: hi sally
CarouselDot: Sarah seems nice doesn't she?
SallyThatGurl: she's alright I guess
LanaBanana69: she's nice, very polite
LanaBanana69: and no Sally
SallyThatGurl: huh?
LanaBanana69: you said that Venable and Sarah looked kinda similar
SallyThatGurl: oh yeah
LanaBanana69: they look absolutely nothing alike
SallyThatGurl: you don't see it?
CarouselDot: I think Sarah is pretty
SallyThatGurl: HA in that case they look nothing alike
CarouselDot: why are you always so mean to Venable?
SallyThatGurl: 🤷🏼♀️
CarouselDot: how are you feeling Venable?
MsVenable: Sally....
SallyThatGurl: yah?
MsVenable: you told it where I was hiding?
SallyThatGurl: ....
SallyThatGurl: yeah
LanaBanana69: oh shit
MsVenable: and where the twins lived?
SallyThatGurl: yeah I did...
MsVenable: Sally
MsVenable: ....
SallyThatGurl: I understand if you're mad
MsVenable: mad?
MsVenable: I'm not mad
MsVenable: it's fine, you had your reasons
MsVenable: and you did what you believed at the time was best
MsVenable: it was pretending to be Cordelia
MsVenable: you didn't know
SallyThatGurl: it's not fine
SallyThatGurl: the twins were killed and I didn't even know if you were still alive until a few minutes ago
SallyThatGurl: I'm so sorry Venny
MsVenable: sally
MsVenable: I guess Venny isn't so bad of a nickname...
SallyThatGurl: what?
MsVenable: yeah...I mean I hate it
MsVenable: but you like it
MsVenable: so I guess I can live with it
SallyThatGurl: I only like it because you hate it
LanaBanana69: that's her way of saying she forgives, numbskull..
SallyThatGurl: OOOOOH
SallyThatGurl: Venny 🥰
MsVenable: I regret it already
SallyThatGurl: NO TAKING IT BACK NOW VENNYBEAR
LanaBanana69: is your eye twitching Venable?
MsVenable: ....
MsVenable: Venny...is fine...
MsVenable: but if you call me vennybear I will skin you
SallyThatGurl: 😋
MsVenable: it's good to be back
MsVenable: it's so good to see everyone again
MsVenable: and compliments to the chef too
MsVenable: this food is heavenly
MsVenable: whatever happened to me
MsVenable: the simulacra mustn't have kept me fed because I'm starving
LanaBanana69: you do look a lot thinner love
CarouselDot: oh Sally, don't do that!
LanaBanana69: is she seriously shoving mash potatoes into Venables mouth...?
CarouselDot: she is 😩
LanaBanana69: so much for a good first impression with Sarah huh..
CarouselDot: well she's laughing so I think she isn't too disgusted by her
CarouselDot: Oh my goodness, have you seen how red sally has turned?!
LanaBanana69: haha!!!
LanaBanana69: Cordelia just has to smile and it makes Sally weak
SallyThatGurl: UGH THAT WOMAN
SallyThatGurl: HER SMILE IS DISARMING
SallyThatGurl: HELP
SallyThatGurl: SOMEBODY CONTINUE MY LEGACY
CarouselDot: legacy?
LanaBanana69: of being an ass?
CarouselDot: of annoying everyone?
SallyThatGurl: I was gonna say my legacy of force feeding vennybear but sure
SallyThatGurl: do that other stuff too
CarouselDot: Bette wants me to stop using my phone so I'm gonna go
MsVenable: SALLY I SWEAR
MsVenable: IF YOU TRY THAT AGAIN I WILL END YOU
SallyThatGurl: I love you too 🙃
LanaBanana69: I think we should ALL come off our phones now
LanaBanana69: lets just enjoy each other's company
LanaBanana69: we hardly ever get to do this anymore
MsVenable: that's true
SallyThatGurl: do we have a truce Venny?
MsVenable: fine...truce...
SallyThatGurl: fOR nOw!!!
MsVenable: die
SallyThatGurl: 😘
MsVenable, SallyThatGurl and CarouselDot went offline
LanaBanana69: you guys 😅
LanaBanana69: even after all of this
LanaBanana69: our bonds are still unbreakable
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