Tyler the sexy as hell baguette waddled in to his big, long, sweaty home. A frantically looked around for his bottom ho, SAM0SA. (Just imagine that triggered ground hog meme and yeah that's how ty be lookin for 0).
"BuUUaAAbbTyyy" tY GARGLED.
"hhhhhhNNNNN YES D A D D D D D Y?" 0 gargeled back.
"mmmm YUS H LEMem give smooches" he aggressively waddled over to the croissant boye and began to smoochy smoochy his crust.
"hhnnnnn YES
D A D D Y"
sam0sa began to yeast.
ty began to yeast.
after many minuets of dsteamy time, they got their latex soits on.
thein it got even more steamy.
"hnnnn bark bark
D A D D Y"
"ok"
Ty then ate him.
the end.