A/N- PHONE CALL FORMAT
NORMAL – MILA
BOLD – ELIJAH
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*singing* "Helloooo from the other sssiide....."
*gravelly* "Now what do you want?"
"Can't a person just talk?"
"Not when that person is a pain in the ass"
"Butt"
"What?"
"Pain in the butt. Don't swear."
"It's hard to believe that you don't"
"Rarely. Only when it's a life and death situation."
*sigh* "What do you want?"
"Why do you think that I want something?"
"It's you, we're talking about. You're the poster girl for hidden motives. So, tell me?"
"I'm hurt. I just wanted to talk."
".................."
"Hello???
ELIJAH???
Red???
Mr. Callas???
Grumpy??"
"Yes Mila, I heard you the first time."
"Then why were you silent?"
"I was hoping that you'll go away..... and I made a note to change my phone number. However, with a lunatic like you on the loose, I better get a restraining order for good measure."
"You never cease to hurt me"
*muttering* "and why does practically everyone get restraining orders against me?"
"You've actually gotten restraining orders against you?"
"Just three times."
*quiet chuckling* "Who were they?"
"Uh!!! Look who's the Snoopy now?"
"So?"
*mumbling*"Taylor Swift, one of Haribo Gummy Bears' factories and my kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Romola."
*snickering* "What kind of a monster are you?"
"It's not my fault that Taylor Swift is my goddess.... Or that Gummy Bears are DELICIOUS! orrr that Mrs. Romola wasn't...
*quietly* "keen on the idea of me bringing my pet rat Jacinta for show and tell. I just locked her up with Jacinta, so that they will get to know each other and become friends.... I may have done a few other things too..."
"You're just.... Weird."
"You're being very rude right now, and I don't like talking to people like that."
"I'm glad"
"Uhhhh! Why can't you show some emotions? You're so.... uh... BLANK! That's it. Blank!"
".............."
"Uhh!"
*beep beep*
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