Groupchat: Dorm 17 (13)
[17:13pm]
lilboo: it's only the first day
lilboo: why was i attacked
mingsalt: bitch ion kno what u on abt
lilboo: mingyu is so huge??? like boi is so tall and shit
lilboo: and hes more handsome in person wow
lilboo: username gyupermodel accurate
gyupermodel: thanks kwan, youre not so bad yourself
gyupermodel: youre so adorable 😍
lilboo: JDIDNDND THABKS
gyupermodel: and thats not the only thing thats huge ;)
mingsalt:
lilboo: NDKSJDKDJ
wonowo: yeah his ego is also huge, please don't make it even bigger Seungkwan
gyupermodel: wasnt talking abt that wonwhore
wonowo: call me that again and imma set fire to your closet
gyupermodel: dONT
lilboo: im ok with feeding his ego he deserves it 🙊
gyupermodel: and im going to pamper you back kwan sweetie 💖
lilboo: OH YMGKDNS JFIDBDKDNDKNDND
mingsalt: u two are Fools
screeee: the only one whos a Fool here is u curving me bby
mingsalt: catch me w that shit hansol imma put a foot up yo ass
screeee: yes daddy pls 💦💦
mingsalt: im
mingsalt: [rest]
thiccass: the boyfriends are even wilder in person dayum lay off the pda
soonshine: u was jelly cuz u got none thicass
thiccass: at least i have a thicc ass
sunshineseok: um ?? have you seen soonie ??
sunshineseok: squat game 💯
sunshineseok:
sunshineseok:
thiccass: that aint thiccer than mine
thiccass: lookin like tiny baby bumps
soonshine: bICTH
sunshineseok: are you blind hyung ??
mingsalt: sis be asking for satan aka jihoon to come find him again
ljhwoozi: hey seungbitch
ljhwoozi: watch what you say about my bfs or i will turn your face into a chewed up raisin you fucking twat faced twat
thiccass: bet
ljhwoozi: bet
hanniera: no you fucking bet you dipshits
hanniera: jihoon i'm letting you off with a warning since it's the first day
hanniera: you two already got me in trouble with the admins earlier!
hanniera: now apologize to cheol before i have you suspended
ljhwoozi: um excuse me bitch he insulted my boyfriend
hanniera: and? i don't fucking care
ljhwoozi: are you looking for matching blackeyes? cuz im ready
soonshine: babe just say it hes the ra pls
ljhwoozi: i wont say it
soonshine: pLS
sunshineseok: pls say it hoonie :(
ljhwoozi: ....
ljhwoozi: im sorry for punching your dumbfuck friend
thiccass: HEY THATS NOT AN APOLOGY
ljhwoozi: its not my fault you have a punchable face
thiccass:
hanniera: lee jihoon.
ljhwoozi: fuCKING FINE
[17:28pm]
ljhwoozi: im sorry for punching you seungcheol hyung, i wont do it again
thiccass: you called me hyung :')
hanniera: there you go. was that so hard?
mingsalt: considering it took him 10mins to type that, yeah it was hard
catguy: i love it when han gets so authoritative
hanniera: fix your desk joshua im not saying it again
catguy: yes hannie anything for you!
wonowo: whipped
soonshine: jihoonie was shaking so bad while he was typing
soonshine: never make him do that ever again
hanniera: eh at least he apologized
thiccass: we good now jihoon?
Chat: thiccass and ljhwoozi
ljhwoozi: fuck you and your entire clan
ljhwoozi: breathe in the same proximity around me and my boyfriends and i will castrate you in front of yoon jeonghan and the admins
ljhwoozi: better watch your back bitch im coming for you one day to lay another smackdown on that beefcake ass of yours
ljhwoozi: fuckin dumb bitch
thiccass: WHAT THE FUCK
ljhwoozi: now if you want to be alive in the next 24 hrs, act like this convo never happened and never tell jeonghan
thiccass: WJAT TJE FUCK
Groupchat: Dorm 17 (13)
ljhwoozi: yeah we good ☺
thiccass: .
hanniera: yay!
Groupchat: sunshines🌻 (3)
soonshine: jihoonie?
ljhwoozi: lol nah bih we aint good
ljhwoozi: imma have to cut my hands and let jun take a video of me doing aegyo for his blackmail folder before me and seungbitch are good
soonshine: wheW ok i thot ur just gonna let go of that
soonshine: i was like ??? that aint hoonie he doesnt forgive easily
sunshineseok: pls dont get in trouble jihoonie hyung :((
ljhwoozi: i wont my love
ljhwoozi: just making sure you are happy
soonshine: we want you to be safe and happy seokminnie 😘😘😘😘😘
sunshineseok: i love you guys !! 💞💗💓💛💕💚💗💖
ljhwoozi: soon and i love you too baby 💖
soonshine: come to bed i want cuddles 💞💞💞💞💞💞
ljhwoozi: k
sunshineseok: omw !!
freshmanblues added junhuwui, lilboo and screeee in the groupchat.
freshmanblues named the groupchat GAY PANIC!.
freshmanblues: hYUNGS
freshmanblues: HELP
junhuwui: gay panic same
junhuwui: whatchu need bub?
lilboo: whats up channie whats going on???
screeee: boi is u ok
freshmanblues: OBVS NOT OK
freshmanblues: IM GAY PANICKING FOR SEUBGCJEOL HYUNH
freshmanblues: JOSH JYYJFN WANST KIDIDNG WHRN HE SAID CHEOL HYUGN IS THICC
freshmanblues: HEPLE
junhuwui: oml
lilboo: channie hey hey
lilboo: calm a bit down okii
lilboo: u breathing a bit hard over there
freshmanblues: i know i just met the guy but,,
freshmanblues: i want him to Dick Me Down !!!
screeee: wHOA ARENT WE A WHOLEASS 17 YEAR OLDS?
screeee: SLOW DOWN
freshmanblues: THATS OKAY HANSOL WE ALL KNLW YOU WANNA GET DICKED BY MINGHAO TOO BUT ARE WE COMPKAINING??? NO!!
screeee: ONLY HAO IS ALLOWDE RO CALL ME HANSOL!!!!
freshmanblues: wWHIPPED
lilboo: oh lord
junhuwui: why are you guys screaming??
junhuwui: also dw i think haohao and cheol are equally whipped as you guys
junhuwui: just denying it uwu
screeee: oh word?
screeee: so i do have a chance?
junhuwui: yes sis 🍵
screeee:
lilboo: look at you hyung.... seeing them signs when you dont see yours
freshmanblues: even i can see the actual uwus radiating from you guys
junhuwui: ???????
junhuwui: wym???
screeee: nvm lets all just agree that we are all panicking gays in this room
screeee: even u boo, all heart boners to mr kim mingyu
lilboo: ndjsjJFKDNSK
lilboo: can i just??? rant abt him here??? pls
freshmanblues: this is gay panic chat, we come here to gay panic for our future mans
junhuwui: go ahead seungkwan!! let all those heart boners out
screeee: boo: dicks out for mingyu only !!
lilboo: sHut uP vErnOn
lilboo: but tru
screeee: oof
lilboo: ok lemme just
lilboo: like have you seen mingyu?? hes so cool and tall and fucking goldly like,,, bitch when god made mingyu i think he accidentally put too much talent and handsomeness in,, when we met he was all nice and he even lend me his jacket?? and fuck he smells so good fkdnkdnd and his smile!! HIS SMILE IS SO PRETTY OHTKNDKD HE LOOKS LIKE A PUPPY???? I LOVE PUPPIES???
lilboo: puppies + mingyu = all my big phat love
lilboo: i rlly have a big crush on him idk what to do :(
screeee:
junhuwui: this is so gay
junhuwui: i love it
freshmanblues: can we all give kwan hyung a big hug?
freshmanblues: he deserves hugs
junhuwui: coming!! just gonna take out the ramyun out the stove!! uwu
screeee: alrdy latched onto boo lmao
lilboo: move yo fat ass for chan
junhuwui: 💖💕💗💖💕💝💞💓
junhuwui: this is so soft uwu
lilboo: you guys are the best roomies ever 💗💗💗💗
screeee: issa first day we could be hell tomo
freshmanblues: ah shh vernon hyung,, just get off your phone and hug us tighter
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