Alex: is that leo with a tom-
Me: yes it is
Sky: w-what t-the f-frick s-sabah
Carter: leo please react to this
Dawn: lmao you're gonna hate yourself for this
Me: °∆° shut up guys anyways requested by CrystalSilverKnight
How beautiful she was with that red tainted skin, those round curves that suited her perfectly in that skin of hers.
She was such a beauty, big round and juicy. The thoughts were interrupted by a passing Niles
"Milord are you trying to seduce a tomato" he said snickering
"shut up and let me enjoy time with my darling" I said wanting him to go away fast
"of course~ you enjoy your time with your tomato~"
"whatever you say milord~" he said snickering as he walked away
Finally me and her were alone, I couldn't wait any longer as I picked her up and sank my teeth into her soft red skin leaving her juices on my lips
Little did he know someone was watching the entire time ready to tell the entire of nohr about his tomato fetish
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I'm sorry if this wasn't funny instead have a bunch of scenarios with leo
Leo: owain you remind me of someone back home..
Owain: oh really? Did he look *puts on his weird ass Odin headband* LIKE THIS!?
Leo: *gasps internally* ODIN?!?
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Halloween Niles: *is chugging down on a capri sun without a fricken straw* yo pass us another capri sun
Leo: *yeet's a tomato at him*
Niles: *grabs the tomato* this bitch empty
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Leo: *is wearing Elise's dress which barely fits* *looks in the mirror while doing poses* dang I look good
Elise: *walks in* leo wha- *screams*
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Leo: I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
Niles: allow me to be that honorable friend
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I'm sorry this was bad-- ;;