geoff and awsten
hey d00d send me a selfie of yourself
what why
because I said so
jerk
fine smh
I have a fan account I haven't updated in a few days and I needed some fresh content
oh okay
that's why you needed it?
yeah
so I messaged jawn
what did he say
so he was lying to me
basically
idk aws
but you gotta give him another chance if he's willing to try
maybe
awsten
fine
do you think you could do something for me
sure what is it
jawn is a photographer and he's not really doing so good on money rn, so if you could like.... give some of your friends or something his info for photo shoots that would be great
I dont have a photographer for tour yet so maybe he could fill in the position
oh good
he should get to know you
y'know so he can see how good you are
and also so he can have some money
not only that but he'd get to see the world since we're doing multiple countries
oh fuck yeah
I forgot about that
I'll give you his website so you can check him out
alrighty
tysm
you're welcome 🤠🤠
geofbrrwy
yus
what city are you in rn
san fran
when will you get to houston
eleven days
where are you going for those eleven days
tomorrow is l.a, then San Diego, Vegas, Phoenix, Tucson, Albuquerque, el Paso, San an, Austin, then houston
that's ten
including today it's eleven
oh
I don't know what I'm going to do when we meet
same
I'll probably cry ngl
aww
we need to get a video and some pictures when we meet
yeah
well you can record it and I'm sure if jawn is your photographer then he'll get pictures
true
I'm just
aaaaa
I'm so excited
I've never had an internet friend but damn am I lucky to be meeting my first one so soon
it's so much fun to meet an internet friend
eeeeeeeeeeeeee
I'll get to see your cute lil face irl
WHY ARE THERE MEMES OF ME
YESTERDAY I HAD 9K FOLLOWERS NOW I HAVE 13K WHERE DID THEY ALL COME FROM
DID YOU POST SOMETHING OF ME THAT I HAVEN'T SEE YET
no lmao???
uGH
you're so cute
gay
ik
I made dinner want some
yeah
k then call me and I'll feed you through the phone
I'm busy 😩
I'm about to go onstage
I DON'T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK CALL ME WHILE YOU'RE ON THE STAGE
I KNOW THAT YOUR SHOWS ARE MOSTLY JUST INTERACTIONS WITH THE CROWD AND SOME OTHER SHIT SO F U C K I N G C A L L M E
jeez okay
I will once I'm on stage
alright ^-^
~later~
G
eoff walks onstage. The crowd cheers loudly.
Geoff: Hello guys, gals and non-binary pals! It's so nice to finally get to see the faces of my fans in real life! {crowd cheers}Y'know, the only time I've ever seen fans of mine are only online, so it never really felt real. The first time I felt like I actually had fans was when I held the contest, because I had never been stopped in public or anything. It was almost surreal getting to talk to those people. The calls were very fun for that reason, but one was even better because of the person. That person, as you may be guessing, was Awsten. {cheers; geoff laughs} I mean, he was so cool to talk to. Like I thoroughly enjoyed talking to him, and apparently for some reason, he enjoyed talking to me as well. We've only been talking to each other for about a month and a half, but somehow we're such good friends now, it's hilarious. For instance, earlier, before I was about to come on stage, we had been texting and he really wanted me to call him and he got so sad when I told him I was busy. Well because I felt bad, I told him I'd call him during the show... {loud cheers and clapping} So! Guess I should call him, huh? {more cheering. Geoff pulls out his phone and goes to instagram.} When he answers, I want you all to say 'Hi Awsten!', alright?! {he calls Awsten, who answers}
the crowd: HI, AWSTEN!
Awsten: Oh my God, hello.
Geoff: Wait, fuck. They can't hear you. Can I have a microphone and a chair?
One of the crew members brings him a chair and microphone. Geoff puts his phone on the chair and sets the microphone down close to the speaker.
Geoff: Alright, let's see if this works. Awsten, say hello or something that's been eating at your brain since you came out of your mother into this hellhole of a world.
Awsten: Hi.
The crowd goes nuts. Both men laugh.
Awsten: I'm almost done with my food.
Geoff: what did you make?
Awsten: spaghetti with vodka sauce.
Geoff: Vodka sauce does not go with spaghetti.
Awsten: It's all I have, SMH.
Geoff: I still want some.
Awsten: When you come to see me.
Geoff: Okay. I need to start the show for real this time, not talk about food with you.
Awsten: Mhm. I'll be eating my food then I'll take a shower.
The crowd whoops. Awsten blushes.
Geoff: Stop harassing my friend you nerds!
Awsten: They're so cute though.
Everyone cheers. Geoff looks at his phone, the other man noticing. They both smile at each other as everyone watches. They're so glad they've become friends.