Micah: thanks again guys for making a little Thanksgiving in London for me! I was really missing home but this is so great.
Penny: no problem babe. I hope you like it!
*Simon and Baz walk in with a covered tray*
Simon&Baz: Happy Thanksgiving! *reveals the tray to have an over cooked and dry turkey with just plain bread stuffed in it*
Micah: oh god *faints*
Simon: fuck. We scared the American again
Bonus from my friend 🦃:
Simon: I have a surprise for you
Baz: *cranky and hungry* yeah? And what's that.
Simon: reveals a bird cage with a turkey in it
Baz: *smiles sweetly at Simon before taking the bird out of the cage* thank you Simon
Baz: *bites down on the turkey's neck and starts to feed on it*
Simon: happy thanksgiving you fucking mosquito