Call It Anything But Love

By LyannaLeFay

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Lisabelle Nox thought she was texting her best friend's new phone number but little does she know she mistake... More

Buddies
Belle
Joseph

Call It Anything But Love

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By LyannaLeFay

Disclaimer: I do NOT own Starkid or Joe Walker! But if i did ...mmmm imagine the possibilties -wiggle eyebrows-

A.N.: Hello lovely Readers, so I am trying something alittle new with this story. I saw it done in a few other stories and fell in love with the concept. This story will be mostly in text messages but there will be also story paragraphs. I really hope you all like the plot and Lisabelle! Oh and if you haven't heard the song Mordreds Lullaby by Heather Dale please do so, it is hauntingly beautiful and Review and tell me your thoughts!

BOLD: Texts from Lisabelle Nox

regular: Texts from Joe Walker

Friday 03/29/13

(9:56pM)

How demented do you think my son will become if I sang Mordreds lullaby to him ..all the time?

(10:00PM)

...and you are?

(10:01PM)

Very funny Brandy! You are breaking my icy heart!

(10:02PM)

Didn't mean to break you heart but I am not Brandy.

(10:04PM)

OMG I am soo sorry and officially embarrassed! She got a new phone and I guess I put in the wrong number on my phone! I am such a dimwit. Again soo sorry! I hope you a splendid night and you wont hear a meep from me because I died of humiliation. Sorry..

(10:05PM)

Wow, you like to ramble! Breathe ...It is okay ...find you inner peace ummmmmmm

(10:09PM)

...

(10:12PM)

Are you alive mysterious wrong person texter?

(10:12PM)

Meep!

(10:14PM)

Glad you are alive! Didn't want to be accused of being a murderer

(10:15PM)

Don't worry you are not a murderer...as far as I know ^.^

(10:17PM)

Dun Dunn Dunnnn

(10:18PM)

Lol well I will let you enjoy your night..err day? Good bye possible murderer

(10:19PM)

Goodbye mysterious wrong texter.

Tuesday, 04/02/13

(1:02PM)

very

(1:06PM)

Um excuse me?

(1:07PM)

Very demented; your son will turn out to be.

(1:08PM)

Okay Yoda..who is this exactly?

(1:08PM)

You texted me by accident and charged me of being a possible murderer...

(1:10PM)

O yes I remember now ...Wait what do you mean my son will be tormented?

(1:11PM)

Just listened to Mordred's lullaby...creepy!

(1:12PM)

LOL but it is sooo catchy plus he will show loyalty to meee

(1:15PM)

You are weird.

(1:15PM)

Thank you!

(1:17PM)

Your welcome weirdo.

(1:20PM)

:P better to be a weirdo than a murderer!

(1:21PM)

I didn't know we were talking about your future son. BURN!

(1:23PM)

-Silent treatment-

(1:25PM)

Awww not the silent treatment, anything but that!

(1:38PM)

...

(1:40PM)

I take it back your future sons will not (hopefully) be murderers.

(1:42PM)

Forgiven but not forgotten!

(1:42PM)

What?

(1:43PM)

LOL Where?

(1:44PM)

When?

(1:44PM)

How?

(1:45PM)

WHY?

(1:47PM)

You know you are kind of weird yourself

(1:49PM)

Thank you very much.

(1:52PM)

Oh well G2G weird possible murderer

(1:53PM)

Bye weird wrong texter.

Tuesday 04/02/13

(11:56PM)

Boy or Girl?

(11:57PM)

Pardon?

(11:57PM)

Are you a male or female?

(11:58PM)

Why do you want to know?

Wednesday 04/03/13

(12:00AM)

Just Curious..you text like a girl

(12:02AM)

Hmmm not sure to respond to that.

(12:03AM)

Respond if you are a female or male.

(12:05AM)

My creeper senses are tingling.

(12:06AM)

I am not a creeper

(12:08AM)

That is what all creepers say.

(12:10AM)

Well I will tell you I am male.

(12:13AM)

Figured ...you text like a boy.

(12:15AM)

Touché. So are you a female?

(12:17AM)

Yes last time I checked ...creeper!

(12:19AM)

Soo now I am a murderer and a creeper.

(12:22AM)

Wow I really should stop txting you back.

(12:22AM)

But you won't

(12:26AM)

That's what you think.

(12:28AM)

I know...I am just too damn addicting.

(12:33AM)

Oh yes I wait by my phone for you to grace me with another txt oh great mysterious one.

(12:35AM)

Don't worry my lovely subject you will not have to wait long...

(12:45AM)

Hello?

Are you there weird female wrong texter?

Hmm guess not.

~Pretty Please with whipped cream and oreos on top... REVIEW :)~

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