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Hi! I'm glad you're here :D
Kind of...
So, anyway. Here we are. :P
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How to be a princess!!
Step 1: Don't listen to a word I say in this book
Step 2: Look Kawaii!
Step 3: Dress up in secret
Step 4: Ignore step 3
Step 5: Ignore Step 4
Step 6: look like a girl.
Step 7: Get a cute dress
Step 8: Rock it with a wig
Step 9: Realize that you're dreaming
Step 10: Grow a pair of breasts or face your reality
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UwU... This dude over here looking SOOO HOT!!
Wait, what? You're not gay.
Am I?? Idk T_T
You're black
Your family is Christian
You go to church
You're too damn tall
No you're NOT gay
B-but.. I want to be a princess.
Boo fricking hoo
Cry yourself to sleep
Live in that fantasy of yours
Society requires a man
You're a man
Face it!
...fine
T_T
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In my imagination, I am female. But sadly I am not feminine. Want to know how to be a princess? DON'T BE ME!!
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How am I not gay anyway?
*cough cough*
Because you're a virgin
WHOA, HEY
PUT A BUTT PLUG IN THAT
Fingering yourself
Yeah
That doesn't count Buddy
You have a dirty mind
Now everyone knows
*Flips off* I don't care anymore!
You should
Because you're stupid
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The story of my life everyone T~T...
....
So, I have a YouTube channel and I want to embarrass myself.
Want me to ATTEMPT to explain how periods work???
I can :)
For my fam! I'll do it!!
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Oh and, that was a casual face reveal for those who don't know me! XD
I want a girl's name
Like Chrisa :)
Or maybe Shaniqua
Or some kind of nickname because Wolfy doesn't care about the society and wants everyone to be happy!
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When I become crowned princess, you will worship and pamper me because I'm awesome.
Does anyone know how to make a wolf girl aesthetic? Or maybe anything cute and girly but also with wolves?
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That was one hell of a hello.
Well, that happens.
So deal with it!
Let's have fun! Talk, Roleplay, do whatever!