THE BOOK OF BANGTAN

Von sweet_potaeto_fries

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(FINISHED) THIS BOOK CONTAINS RANDOMNESS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!!!!!!!!!!! a weird book created by a weird a... Mehr

OH R U READING 2?
not an update
bts reacts to their awards
JIKOOK
BURN!!!
HOW TO SUMMON BTS
BTS WENT SHOPPING...
BTS as yanderes
DRUNK SUGA
YOONMIN <3
ELECTRIC FAN
hot choco- V
STUDYING- JIN
that's why i love you- jimin
sick- suga
My Hyper Prince- J-Hope
school? school!- jungkook
loving- rapmonster
MOTHERS DAY SPECIAL
If only i had...
FAKE LOVE MV
mouthwash
Bloody Mary
BTS WENT SWIMMING
Bts got sun burn
Finally
when jin is pregnant with namjoon's baby (5 sons)
a letter to jin
never mind i'll find someone like you
O R U L8 2?
Little Brother
*NEW CHAPTER*
phone cracks
Studies shows...
rain
BTS talking opposite things about themselves
AUTHORS NOTE
Introduce yourself
BTS at a school report
BTS: as your REAL LIFE BOYFRIEND
when youre making BTS do your laundry
BTS few years from now
BTS as spies
YTS (YANGTAN SONYEONDAN)
bts 5th anniversary
if i die
how will BTS wake you up
BTS and their beds
bts as flowers
how will BTS die
BTS as cats
BTS as your pet dogs.
MIANHE ︵‿︵(' ͡༎ຶ ͜ʖ ͡༎ຶ ')︵‿︵
"Fan Service"
why is BTS crying?
BTS as plushies
NamJin
TELL THE WORLD
mommy kink
why is bts absent?
meme chapter pt. 2
suga
in the name of love
you: you're right
MEME CHAPTER 3: BTS IS ILLUMINATI!!!!!
LEADER VS MAKNAE
the wish
how i defended bts
EPIPHANY COMEBACK TRAILER
hide and seek
'Answer' Concept Photo E Version
babysitting
IDOL MV
BTS as your classmates
happy birthday maknae!!!
news
sunshine
when you need help doing your homework
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEADER-MON
ring
sudden realization
you as bts' sister
how to get bts to notice you
i wanna cri
first kiss
DarthVader
Dad jokes
chim chim day!!
please get better
moving on
announcement
RM 'FOREVER RAIN' MV
new segment
bts as your teachers
what happens in bts house
tweak or tweat
what would bts wear for halloween
bts (cringey) pick up lines
The Kim's Korner
meme chapter pt. 4
naked
what they said
give them a break
bts as your sons
test
commercial
bts as farmers
jin day!!
rndm
time to play....
mine
when personalities flipped
meme chapter pt.5
Types of Christmas Carols ft. suga
video
V day!
HAPPY NEW YEAR
i have no idea...
random
cockroach
BTS shower thoughts
reasons (not an update)
boyfriends
meme chapter pt.6
we dont talk anymore
third wheeling for sale
proposal
FEB 29
RM'S PARENTING TIPS
HOPE DAY
NEWS
black
back hugs
pet
alarm clocks
baby
bts as pre-school students
BTS being drunk
voicemail
a shameful drama
time
savage day
meme chapter pt. 7
achievement
got me shookt like sht
ass
we're doing a shampoo commercial
uhh???
learning
kitchen
then die
savage (I think)
boy with luv
tiles
tissue
meme chapter pt.8
restaurant
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
boy of ARMY
hand
phone
a shameful drama pt. 2
warning
wrong send
O P P A
random-min
meme chapter pt. 9
6 years
pigeon
announcement
store
new hair style
future
breathe
BTS as your fishes
randomized story
BTS as horror movie characters
accident
how BTS prepares for Christmas eve
BTS Everytime they pass by Victoria's secret
the last pizza
powdered donuts
BTS' Hyundai collab
armys did it again
BTS when it hits 12
TBOB NEWS PATROL
I was tagged :))
always remember to BTS ARMY
surprise
who broke it?
somthin from ten year gap
a message from BTS
daegu vs busan
cheat
reasons why I love my birthday...
he's the boss, he's the king
marshmallow
PLEASE READ THIS
goodbye...

bts calling 911

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Jin: hello is this 911??

Operator: why yes sir, what seems to be the problem?

Jin: there's someone here I think their dead

Operator: okay calm down sir, can you please explain what happened?

Jin: well there was this fabulous looking guy who was looking in the mirror and then the other guy said he was gay because he was wearing pink. So the attractive guy got so fed up and hit the other guy's head with a pink frying pan.

Operator: okay sir we already tracked down your location help is on the way, stay calm.

Jin: oh please hurry iM VeRy ScArEd


Yoongi: Help help help me please!!!!

Operator: don't worry sir we tracked your location the police will be right there.

*After 10 minutes*

Police: SIR WHAT HAPPENED--

Yoongi: oh there you are, could you get the remote it's just right across the sofa.

Police: *flinches*


Operator: 911 here, what seems to be the problem?

Operator: hello is someone there?

Jhope: *already fainted when he spotted the theif*

Operator: uhmm okay...? *Hangs call*


RM: help me 911!!!

Operator: what happened sir?

RM: there are two people fighting here in front of me!!!

Operator: sir calm down help is on the---

RM: how can I calm down?!! The jamless one is winning!!!


Jimin: is this 911?

Operator: yes it is what seems to be the problem?

Jimin: oh a girl huh?

Operator: uhm yes sir? Is everything okay there?

Jimin: of course now that I heard your voice, say how bout I treat you to dinner once you get me an ambulance *flirtyue voicue*

Operator: *hangs up*



Tae: uhmm hello...?

Operator: hello sir, is there something wrong?

Tae: yeah I ordered fries, a mc burger and chicken nuggets, it's already 30 minutes and my order has still not arrived yet.

Operator: sir I think you got the wrong number, this is 911

Tae: oh you mean this isn't McDonald's?

Operator: no sir

Tae: yah jungkook-ah do you know any girl whose name is 911?


Operator: 911 here how may I assist you?

Jungkook: are you dating taehyung?

Operator: uhmm who?

Jungkook: back off bish he's mine *ends call*

Operator: *confused*

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