Since I obviously won't get an ask yet, I'm making my own. Cause why the fuck not?!
Question for all : Who are your crushes? Don't worry, they won't hear....just yet....
All : AND WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!
Heal : Ehehe.....DDLC, you're up!
*Monika and I are alone in a dark room*
Heal : Ah, the memories. Anyway, in here, Sayo- I mean YOUR CRUSH won't hear. So who is your crush?
Monika : Ehhh.....Sayori.
Heal : Oh! Well.....that was completely unexpected.
Heal : Sayori! Come in! Monika! Get out!
*Monika leaves, smiling at Sayori. Sayori enters, blushing*
Heal : So Sayori? Who's your crush?
Sayori : E-eh? Do I have to answer that?
Heal : Yes, come on. No one is watching.
Sayori : M.....Monik.....a.... >////<
Heal : Alright! Natsuki, come in! Sayori, you are dismissed!
*Sayori leaves, nervously fussing with her coat buttons. Natsuki enters with the face of someone who's thinking.....thoughts..... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Heal : Nat-
Natsuki : Screw you, author. I don't have a crush. Idiot.
Heal : But I saw the way you were looking at Yu-
Natsuki : SHUT IT! •////•
*Natsuki storms out, frusturation clear. Yuri nervously stands by the door in which Natsuki was close to*
Yuri : Natsuki? Are you feeling alright?
*Natsuki's demeanor completely changes. Her tough voice goes cutesy.*
Natsuki : Yes Yuri! I'm fine!
*Natsuki walks out of the room, humming a tune. Yuri seems oblivious to what she just said.*
Heal : Yuri, come on in. Uh, watch where you point that knife, too.
Heal : Now, Yuri. Who's your crush?
Yuri : N-Natsuki....
Heal : OKAY! DELTARUNE, COME IN! Yuri, you can leave.
*Yuri leaves. Then all of Deltarune comes in (Kris, Susie, Ralsei, Lancer.)*
Heal : Susie, follow meh!
*Heal grabs Susie's hand and drags her to the supply closet*
*Susie has trouble staying sitting, claiming she wants chalk*
Heal : Who's your-
Susie : Lancer.
*Susie leaves*
Heal : Okaaaaaayyyy then. Lancer, get in here!
*Lancer comes in on a motorbike, causing smoke to get everywhere*
Heal : *cough* Lan *cough* cer...cr *cough*....ush?
Lancer : I'm too cool for crushes! If I had a crush, I'd confess to them, cause I'm brave! And not afraid of rejection!
Heal : Okay then Lance-
Lancer : SUSIE! WAIT FOR ME!
Heal : Awh. Young love. Ralsei, you can come in?
*Ralsei walks in, smiling with a dorky grin*
Me : So Ralsei? Who's your crush?
Ralsei : Oh, I don't really have one!
Heal : Okay, I trust you wouldn't lie. Next!
*Ralsei leaves, Kris comes in*
Heal : Kris? You?
Kris : .....
*Kris does the thumbs down sign*
Heal : No one then! I believe you, ahaha!
Heal : Undertale! Come on!
*Undertale characters come in*
Heal : FRIIIISKKKKAYYY ~
Frisk : *sigh* Frisk.
Heal : Yeah, yeah, let's go!!
*grabs Frisk and drags her to the Undertale place, which is a combination of Ruins, Snowdin, Waterfall, and Hotland*
Heal : Geez you're so light! Now tell me your crush pleeeease?
Frisk : O////O N-No!
Heal : Fine then. SAAAANS FRISK LOAF-
*Frisk clamps hand over my mouth*
Frisk : Yes, Sans.
Heal : So you finally admit it? Yay! *clap clap*
Heal : Sans! Your turn!
*Sans walks in, slumping*
Heal : Stand tall, Sans! Now who is your crush?
Heal : *waiting for the word Frisk*
Sans : Fri-
Heal : YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS *fangirl attack*
Sans : I'm just gonna go now.....please take care of that, Paps. *points at Heal*
Papyrus : OKAY!
Heal : *calms down* Ah, Papy, crush?
Papyrus : METTATON
Heal : METTATON GET YOUR GLITTERY CALCULATOR ASS IN HERE NOW
Mettaton : Don't address to me as such!
Heal : Eh, whatever. Crush?
Mettaton : *robotic blush* Papyrus darl-
*Sans jumps into room with bad time eye*
Sans : DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY BROTHER YOU-
Frisk : *pats Sans' head* Shhh....calm.....
Sans : *calms down but then starts blushing*
Heal : Get outta here. Asgore?
*Asgore comes in*
Heal : Who's your crush?
Asgore : I don't have one.
Heal : *jumps on suddenly appearing table*
Heal : NO IT'S TORIEL CAUSE I'M THE AUTHOR AND I CAN DO WHAT I FUCKING WANT!
Asgore : I said no one cause we're married.....
Heal : Oh....Ehehe.....Toriel, come in?
*Toriel walks in*
Toriel : I presume Asgore told you of our marriage?
Heal : Ah yes! Why'd I call you in? Alphys!
*Toriel and Asgore leave as Alphys comes in*
Heal : Now Alphys? Who's your crush?
*Alphys covers blushing face with hands*
Heal : Alphys, I fucking control this book you're in. Now tell.
Alphys : W-what?
Heal : I was coughing. Now tell.
Alphys : Th-the unk-
Heal : Your actual crush, Alphys.
Alphys : U-Undyne....*blush attack*
Heal : Was that so hard?
Alphys : Y-YES!
*Alphys runs away, Undyne walks in*
Undyne : What's her problem? Geez.
Heal : Never mind that? Now who's your crush?
Undyne : *cute blushy face*
Undyne : Alphys.....
Heal : Yea, I believe that's everyone now! Thanks for reading, sorry it took so long to make! See you next time!
All characters : Bye!
All characters : STOP COPYING ME!