Shuichi walked through the halls of the strange building.
Where was he?
Kaede screeched, running past him. A piano flew towards her.
What?
Kaede froze in place, turning around and somehow catching the entire piano?
Again, what?
Shuichi blinked, opening and closing his mouth.
Kaede gasped happily, "Thanks Joruxxi!"
"Who?"
"You know, one of the askers!"
"Askers?"
"Shumai!" Someone tackled him form behind.
"Eh?!"
Kokichi immediately tried to kiss him, Shuichi shoving him away.
"We can't kiss. We're not dating!"
Kokichi froze, "We're not?"
Shuichi nodded hesitantly.
An Asian female in a blue hoodie came up to him and slapped him, "Don't you dare break up the ship!"
"Who the hell are you?"
"Boi!" She shouted.
Kokichi looked ready to cry, "When did we stop dating?"
"When did we start dating?"
The girl clicked her tongue, "Ohhhhh."
UN: First of all, quit this actual story format. This is a truth or dare book. We're going shit post format
Shuichi: What?
Kokichi: *Whimpering*
UN: Alright, Kokichi, he's not breaking up with you, he just doesn't remember that you guys were dating..
Shuichi: We're dating? Where even are we? I don't remember having a mansion near the school.
UN: This is an...internship (?) Thing. You're stuck with me for a while, despite me being younger than you.
UN: I'm UN. Nice to meet you (again).
Shuichi: ????
Kokichi: Whatmst-
UN: From Bolkoniczka, hey guys! It's me. your worst nightmare :)
Someone will get amnesia and it'll last for however long UN decides to. (you choose the person UN)
UN: Ya I chose Shuichi cause he's my favorite and I like to make my favorites suffer!
Kokichi: Bitch
UN: don't kill me. I just write the stuff down and post it. The producers choose everything.
Shuichi: Producers??
Kaede: 3...2....1
Kokichi: Did you just try to lie to a master liar
Kokichi: It literally says "it'll last for however long UN decides to. (you choose the person UN)"
UN:
UN: *Deep inhale*
UN: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Mukuro: Did you just steal my catchphrase-
Nagito: Let the hope inside you overcome the despair of the situation
Shuichi: ????
UN: It's lasting for 10 asks/dares
Shuichi: Why are we doing this for an internship?
UN: It's fun
Kaede: You'll get used to it in 10 asks/dares!
UN: Bai, have a nice day!
UN: It's like 11 pm where I'm at lmao-
Luck: 2 Left
Self Love: 1 Left
Amnesia: 10 Left