Stupid
Little
Undercover
Mission
Becomes
Exciting
Romp
Credit in this episode goes to: Mr. Warburton, Mo Willems, Alison Wilgus, Maurice Fontenot, & Bob Suarez
We open on Sector V having a meeting.
Numbuh 1: Alright kids next door, just another reminder. Hamsters unfortunately do not clean themselves but Numbuh 2 is working…
A vehicle drops through the ceiling causing Numbuh 1 to run screaming.
Numbuh 86: (walks out) Listen up! I require volunteers for a extra super secret mission.
Numbuh 4: (excited) Oh pick me Numbuh 86! It's to guard the ultra important kids next door code module right?!
Numbuh 86: No the code module is safe and secure in the kids next door moon base.
Numbuh 4: You can't fool me with your reverse psychologist. I've heard the code module can monitor when every kid is watching tv with information like that adults can change the tv schedule and borafied a kazillion…
Numbuh 86: It's not about the code module and it's for girls only!
Numbuh 4: I am a girl.
Numbuh 86: Oh right I forget sometimes because you're as stupid as a boy. So what do you say girls?
Numbuh 2: I'm kinda busy with… babysitting I'm babysitting my brother.
Numbuh 1: Uh… me to it's very important I'm there to.
Numbuh 86: (sighs) Ok fine how about you Numbuh 4?
Numbuh 4: I'm on it.
Numbuh 86: Now let's go out and find more recruits before it gets dark.
Numbuh 4 & 86 leave.
Numbuh 5: You're not actually babysitting are you.
Numbuh 2: Of course not but I can't handle 86 on an whole night mission.
Numbuh 1: Sames goes for me.
Numbuh 3: Can we have some popcorn?
Numbuh 5: Sure I'll get right on that.
Cut to Numbuh 86’s house at night.
Numbuh 86: So before we begin our mission let me introduce you to your fellow operatives. Numbuh 12, Numbuh 23, & Numbuh 4 who is as stupid as a boy to let you know but since she's a girl she has been permitted for this mission. Ok our mission is to have (gets a little embarrassed) a slumber party.
Numbuh 4: (slaps his face) A cruddy slumber party?! That's not even a mission!
Numbuh 86: I know it's unusual but my mom is forcing me to throw a slumber party and I had to invite someone.
Numbuh 23: And since you're so busy with the knd you don't really have the time to get to know other kids.
Numbuh 86: Yeah.
Numbuh 12: Don't worry Numbuh 86 I'll be your friend.
Numbuh 4: Yeah I guess I can understand when you get forced to do something you don't really want to do.
Numbuh 86 mom (N86M): (opens the door with camara) Hello ladies. Don't just stand there Fanny pants let me take your picture. (Takes their picture)
Numbuh 86: (embarrassed) Mom!
Numbuh 4: (finds it funny) Fanny!
N86M: Oh she may not like me to call her that now because she's a big girl. But even if she's a big Fanny now (the girls laugh) She'll always be little Fanny to me, but what are we all do out here standing in the cold like cuekoobirds? Let's get in here and uh… do whatever it is girls do at slumber parties.
Numbuh 86: But I don't know what you're supposed to do.
Numbuh 12: Don't worry I'll show you come on.
They all enter but Numbuh 4 tries to leave.
N86M: (grabs Numbuh 4) Oh no you get in there little missy. Heaven forbid you should miss the slumber party of the year.
Cut to 86 opening her door.
Numbuh 86: Well girls welcome to my room. (We see it's all rainbow monkey)
Numbuh 4: Rainbow monkeys! I would have never pegged you as a rainbow monkey fanatic.
Numbuh 86: Oh yeah you have a thing against them forgot about that. (Grabs Numbuh 4 jacket) But if you tell any of the boys I will kill ya! (Let's go of Numbuh 4 who falls to the ground) (happy singing) Rainbow monkeys, rainbow monkeys.
Cut to the girls in Pjs watching rainbow monkeys. They are all moving side to side except Numbuh 4. As the song ends Numbuhs 12 & 23 hug Numbuh 4. We see they are having a pillow fight. Numbuh 23 knocks Numbuh 4 down who gets up and hits 23 against a wall and into a pile of rainbow monkeys. Everyone looks concerned until 23 pops out laughing which causes the girls to laugh. We see the girls is messing with makeup and we see they put it on Numbuh 4 who has all her hair in pigtails now and is covered in makeup. She screams while they all laugh. Cut to them eating popcorn on the floor.
Numbuh 12: You throw a great slumber party Fanny.
Numbuh 86: Well I've couldn't have done it without you Numbuh 12
Numbuh 12: What are friends for?
Numbuh 86: Oh I was having so much fun, I forgot to check in with the kids next door moon base. I'll be right back.
Numbuh 12: Ok Numbuh 4 truth or dare.
Numbuh 4: Well I'm tired so truth. (Starts drinking a soda)
Numbuh 12: Ok. Do you like Numbuh 3? (They start laughing)
Numbuh 4: (chokes on the soda) Uh… well um… I… (blushes) (Numbuh 86 screams) That came from the kitchen come on!
They all run out and we see Numbuh 86 fighting with her mom over a communicator
N86M: I'm sorry Fanny, but I cannot allow you to contact moon base command
Numbuh 86: How did you know about the moon base… Wait a minute! You're not my mom!
N86M: Clever deduction. (Pushes her) For a bratty (turns into Chad wearing a bra) girl.
Numbuh 86: What have ye done with me mom!
Chad: Oh don't worry about her. She thinks she won a spa day at Shay Massage. I'd worry more about what's gonna happen to you!
The girls come in.
Numbuh 4: Chad?
Chad: Nice to see me?
Numbuh 23: Surprised to see you wearing a bra.
23 & 12 start laughing while Numbuh 4 is confused.
Chad: (embarrassed) It's not a bra! It's Battle-Ready-Armor! It's for disguises and stuff.
Numbuh 23: Whatever you say Chad-erella. (Laughs)
Chad: You shut up.
Numbuh 86: No you shut up! One lousy teen traitor is no match for four kids next door operatives. (They get in battle stance)
Chad: Maybe. (Open freezer) But I'm more than a match if I got a hostage.
The girls except Numbuh 4 gasp.
Numbuh 86: My perfect pajama party rainbow monkey!
Chad: That's right so just stay right where you are and you're beloved rainbow doofus might survive.
Numbuh 4: And you people call me dumb that's just a toy. (Starts walking towards Chad) And to be honest if you ever got to know any of us you would know I hate rainbow monkeys and the only thing I hate more than them (grab Chad) is cruddy traitors like you! (Punches him)
Numbuh 86 gasp as her rainbow monkey flies through the air and she catches it. Numbuhs 12 & 23 sigh with relief as the toy is safe.
Numbuh 86: (stands up) Are you out of your mind! When there's a rainbow monkey at stake you can't start jumping around like a stupid boy!
Numbuh 4: Oh I'm sorry for actually taking action to stop a threat against the knd which we are supposed to do no matter what cost! And it's just a stupid toy!
Numbuh 23: Guys if Chad was supposed to keep us here that means something is going down at kids next door moon base.
Cut to the moon base where they enter with both 44s looking at them then saluting them as they walk by. Numbuh 35 who is reading a magazine gasp.
Numbuh 35: Numbuh 86? I thought you were on an all night super secret mission.
Numbuh 86: Change of plans Numbuh 35. I need to check that the code module is safe. So we will need both our authorization codes.
They walk to the machine.
Numbuh 35: Authorization yipper.
Numbuh 86: Authorization rainbow monkeys hugs. (They head up and run to the module) Come on we have no time to lose.
Numbuh 35: (types a code and gasp as the group he is with is also in front of him) Hey wait a second. (Looks between them) How can you… But if you're… And those were… what's going on here!?
Numbuh 86: Nice bra teenager.
Cree as 86: Thanks. Battle-Ready-Armor makes such good disguises don't you think. (Gets rid of disguises to reveal Cree and 3 football players)
Numbuh 35: Holy cow. Cree. (He gets picked up and thrown and now is hanging off the edge)
Cree: You should have just stayed at your little slumber party kiddies.
Numbuh 4: We didn't want you cruddy teens to miss out on the pillow fight. (The girls pull out pillows)
Cree: Armor on. (She and the others are wearing armor)
Both teams charge at each other and enter battle. Cree being the only teen succeeding in the battle. While this is going on Numbuh 35 climbs back up. Two teens already failed off the edge when Numbuh 23 is swatting her pillow while a teen grabs it.
Numbuh 35: (taps his shoulder) Mind if I cut in. (Punches his face)
He falls off the edge.
Numbuh 86: It's over Cree. All your disguises, and double crosses can't change the fact that we kicked your but every time. Right team.
The kids all say right except Numbuh 12 who says wrong and is holding the code module.
Numbuh 12: I'm sorry Fanny. I really did have fun at your party.
Numbuh 4: She's got the code module!
Numbuh 86: Numbuh 12? Why?
Numbuh 12: Well I'm almost 13. I'm gonna have to work for the teens sooner or later. So I figured why not sooner.
Cree laughs grabs Numbuh 12 and all the teens fly off.
Numbuh 86: No. Numbuh 12. She was the closest thing to a friend I ever had.
Numbuh 4: Numbuh 86 no matter who feels what about each other all knd members are friends until they turn 13.
Numbuh 23: She's right you know.
Numbuh 86: So do you guys want to continue the sleepover.
Numbuh 23: I'm kinda tired 86 I'm going home. (Leaves)
Numbuh 35: Boy I'm leaving. (Leaves)
Numbuh 4: I got a thing at a place see ya.
Numbuh 86: I outta decommission you all.
Back at sector v treehouse where the team is watching tv.
Numbuh 4: (sits down) Hey guys. What we watching.
Numbuh 5: Weren't you supposed to be at a all night mission?
Numbuh 4: Wasn't what I expected.
Numbuh 2: Uh-huh is that why your hair is in pigtails and you're wearing makeup. Both which never happen.
Numbuh 4: Uh… it was part of the mission.
Numbuh 1: Oh really. Well I hope the slumber party was fun.
They all laugh
Numbuh 4: All right who told you.
Numbuh 2: Numbuh 35.
Numbuh 4: I'll kill him. (Gets up and leaves to head back to the moon base)
End transmission