Requested by @KotaOwamina1. Battle of the bois! Let's go...
Shuchi...
Vs...
Fuyuhiko...
BEGIN!
Shuichi: As much as I want to destroy you now,
I know you can be super loud,
So maybe I'll wait until you've screamed your lungs out.
Shuichi: *brief pause*
Shuichi: Okay, nothing to say?
Well you better start to pray,
Because you're up against Shuichi
Who came and saved the day.
You survived until the end
And remained useless throughout?
I mean, how'd that even happen?
You're really making me doubt...
Fuyuhiko: okay, first of all,
What do you mean 'saved the day'?
I'd argue that was Kiibo and you're worse in every way.
Also 'useless'?
Ha!
Rich coming from you.
You were just an awkward detective to replace
The dead protag, Shu.
Shuichi: You were actually dumb enough to run into someone's deathtrap?
Honestly, dude, that was just so crap.
It wasn't heroic; it was dumb
To just go ahead and run
So it is you that I will shun
And it appears that I have won!
Fuyuhiko, spoken: At least I bothered to try and save Peko.
Shuichi, spoken: Oh yeah? What's that supposed to mean?
Fuyuhiko, spoken: You let Kaede die.
Both: *incoherent debating*
Who won?! Comment below!
Epic Rap Battles of Danganronpa!
Word count - 242.