Being the great ninja I am, I am tagging along on a mission to rescue Gaara. He was kidnapped by the Akatsuki or something and... Oh... I was in the Akatsuki...
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... Crap..
"We're here" Kakashi told us
I didn't quite know where am I going but Hey I'm following Sakura!
Huh? As Sakura stopped walking I bumped into her back.. There was someone on a bed struggling with something that may or may not be Sasori's poison
Oh crap... I remember when he poisoned me for breaking his puppet *shivers*
"Let me see" Sakura says as she moved towards the bed
"No need" I say all coolly "it's Sasori of the red sands poison. A heavy metal one, I have the antidote"
I am acting cool now heh
"R-really? How? Are you working with him?" An old lady asked me
"I'm not working with him but I did some time ago, and he has poisoned me for breaking his puppet. *Nervous laughter* *shiver* No biggie"
"How can we know you're not working with him now?" The annoying old lady asked
"I worked with him for a mission, now do you want the antidote or not?" I asked annoyed
"Yes, we do"
"Alrighty!" I say as I go towards the bed and abstract the poison. Then I give the antidote
They started talking again but I wasn't listening since I was thinking about my days in the Akatsuki
Flashback
Loud yells could be heard from the Akatsuki's very own pyromaniac
"Where is my clay?! I know you have it!"
"*Giggle* I *giggle* don't have your *giggle* cl- *giggle* -ay!" I tried saying
BAM!
"Deidara!! You blew up my puppet!"
"My fucking room is on fire!"
"Why are you blowing them up for? *Loud laughing*"
"AKIRAA!!"
Flashback end
Oh those wonderful memories... Wait
Where am I?
Oh I'm following Sakura again.. Why am I following Sakura all the time? What's going on with m...
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...Is that Sasori?
Well I'm screwed don't ya think
I remember something that happened with Sasori
Flashback
"What is that?" I asked curiously
"A puppet"
"No, I mean what's it supposed to be?"
"A human puppet"
"Oh... Why?"
"Because it was a human and I turned it into a puppet"
"Does it have a name"
"*Sigh* get out of my room"
"Ok, ok, I won't ask questions anymore"
A few moments later
"Why do they call you Sasori of the red sand?"
"Do you want me to show you?"
"Of course I do!"
Flashback end
I ended up running away from a puppet that was shooting needles at me
It was not an amazing experienc..
Where did that kunai come from?
"Akira! Focus on the fight!"
"Huh? What figh.. Ohhhh. We're fighting"
I heard three sighs
"You haven't changed have you?"
"Not at all! And now I'm your enemy because I'm kind of... Stupid.. and....
Wait what am I saying?"
*Sigh*
*SiGH*
*SIGH*
"Well where were we? I'm ready to kick ass" I asked trying to be serious
"WE FINISHED THE FIGHT! We are now going to find Kakashi sensei and Naruto!"
"Why don't you go ahead and I'll catch up with you in a bit"
"Ok"
Well I won't call myself a criminal or something but I still like Sasori
Changing his heart thingie with the copy I tried to make I waited for him to wake up
And waited
And waited
And waited
Untill I fell asleep
I awoke to someone budging my shoulder
Sasori is awake!
I brought him back to life!
Wait it's Sakura
"We were looking for you! We thought you died or something!"
"Huh? What about Sasori?"
"When we came I saw him waking up a bit so I gave him a good crushing"
"Oh.. ok" I said calmly but in my mind...
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!
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Sorry for the short chapter
I hope you liked it, I tried making it funny but.. yeah
So sorry for not updating in awhile