When Paths Cross (Sarah Pauls...

By forlorn_tengu

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Sally Has Fun
Hypodermic Matchmaker
What's wrong with Sally?
The Announcement
A Glitch In The System?
The Profiles
What Is Going On?
Some Good News
Is It Gone?
Who Is Sarah Paulson?
Just Who Are You?
I'm Sorry
I'm A Medium!
Ally Saves Sally
Sally and Cordelia
Anonymous Returns
Sally Has Fun Part 2
Sallys Breakdown
Billie? What Happened?
Its Too Late
She's Gone
Don't Worry Dot
That's Not Billie
Sallys Body and Venables Fate
Contact
Bette And Dots Fate
Back To The Academy
The Twins Are Back
Two Realities Connecting
Sallys Confession
Sally Invites A Guest
Sarah... And Venable?!
What's That Noise?
WĖ·hĖķeĖĩrĖĩeĖļ ĖķAĖĩmĖĩ ĖļIĖķ?Ė·
Ascension Begins
The Final Showdown Part 1
The Final Showdown Part 2: The Aftermath
Cordelias Struggle
Sally's Back But Where Is Sarah?
Cordelia Explains Everything
2 Weeks Later, Rebuilding Our Lives
Sarah's Farewell (Final Chapter)

Calm Before The Storm

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*SallyThatGurl went online*

SallyThatGurl: Cordy just left

SallyThatGurl: I hate it when she leaves

SallyThatGurl: she's busy though so I get it

*LanaBanana69 and MsVenable went online*

LanaBanana69: what the fuck happened in the chat?!

MsVenable: VENNY G?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU JUNKIE?!

SallyThatGurl: I knew you'd like it 😁

MsVenable: go fuck yourself

SallyThatGurl: I love you too Venny 😘

LanaBanana69: AllysNo1PussFan?!

LanaBanana69: what's wrong with you?

SallyThatGurl: too much baby, too much

LanaBanana69: if nobody said anything you'd have just left them like that too wouldn't you?

SallyThatGurl: you bet your ass I would

MsVenable: you are unbelievable...

SallyThatGurl: Venny

SallyThatGurl: ?

MsVenable: lana how are you? I saw what Sarah said to you. It was quite lovely

SallyThatGurl: VENNY

LanaBanana69: I'm good thank you, how are you?

LanaBanana69: what Sarah said was really sweet, it really meant a lot to me

SallyThatGurl: WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME

MsVenable: yeah I'm okay, although I have an annoying pain in my ass right now

SallyThatGurl: you should get that checked...might be haemorrhoids

LanaBanana69: yeah we've all had one for a while

SYSTEM ERROR: username "MsVenable" cannot be changed to "BentBackLumpyButt".

SallyThatGurl: damnit

MsVenable: Sally...

SallyThatGurl: hey you're talking to me again! 😬

MsVenable: what's the Cortez address?

SallyThatGurl: why?

MsVenable: because I'm gonna send a priest around to exorcise you

SallyThatGurl: ooooh id much rather you come see me dressed as a priest ;)

MsVenable: CORDELIA COME GET YOUR WOMAN UNDER CONTROL

LanaBanana69: that was really mean Sally...

LanaBanana69: you know Venables back is a touchy subject. Same as you being stuck in the hotel...just don't joke about it

MsVenable: thank you lana

SallyThatGurl: 🙃

MsVenable: what's with that face?

SallyThatGurl: I miss Cordy 😔

LanaBanana69: didn't you say she just left?

SallyThatGurl: uh huh.

LanaBanana69: you miss her already huh?

SallyThatGurl: yeah...

SallyThatGurl: I hate it here

SallyThatGurl: Venny come visit me

SallyThatGurl: we can be miserable and uptight together

MsVenable: id rather die

SallyThatGurl: well come here and I can do that too

MsVenable: bite me

SallyThatGurl: I could do that too 😏

LanaBanana69: don't you think flirting and talking like that is disrespectful to Cordelia?

MsVenable: I agree

SallyThatGurl: meh

SallyThatGurl: she doesn't care

SallyThatGurl: it's me..why would she care?

MsVenable: god you're toxic

MsVenable: I feel bad for the supreme

SallyThatGurl: I feel bad for anyone who knows me

LanaBanana69: Sally don't start that again

LanaBanana69: Cordelia adores you

LanaBanana69: I'd say she's even falling for you

SallyThatGurl: HAHAHAHA

SallyThatGurl: please don't joke about that

MsVenable: oh I'm sorry, don't you like it when people hit you where it hurts(?!)

LanaBanana69: Venable don't be sarcastic

SallyThatGurl: ....

SallyThatGurl: well Cordy left those episodes of that show Sarah is in, I'm gonna watch that Apocalypse one, I bet she looks fiiiiiiine in it 👌🏻😩💦

MsVenable: 😒

LanaBanana69: me and Ally are watching our seasons tonight. I'm quite scared to see it to be honest

SallyThatGurl: it's gonna be weird seeing Sarah play as my Cordy though

SallyThatGurl: given that they look nothing alike...

MsVenable: Sarah thinks we all look like her, a bit narcissistic if you ask me

LanaBanana69: yeah that's weird

MsVenable: I mean if I looked like Sally I'd be pretty miserable

LanaBanana69: I don't know, sally has nice eyes, I'd rather look like ally though

LanaBanana69: I'd have a lot of fun in my alone time if I looked like Ally

SallyThatGurl: OH HELL YEAH

SallyThatGurl: could I watch?

SallyThatGurl: oh my god

SallyThatGurl: if I looked like Cordy

SallyThatGurl: man i'd never my bed again 💦

MsVenable: you're both disgusting

LanaBanana69: come on V, you've never done a bit of self love?

MsVenable: no

SallyThatGurl: well that would explain why you have a stick up your ass

SallyThatGurl: never having an orgasm will make you one grumpy bitch

SallyThatGurl: wait...are you a virgin?!

MsVenable: I don't see how that is any of your damn business junkie!

LanaBanana69: you insulted her...

MsVenable: yeah so?

SallyThatGurl: meaning your hostile

MsVenable: if ciurse I'm hostile

SallyThatGurl: and you're making typos

LanaBanana69: if you weren't hiding something you'd be calmer

SallyThatGurl: 😮 you ARE a virgin!

MsVenable: I am not

LanaBanana69: Venable there's nothing to be ashamed of

MsVenable: Okay, you want me to be honest?!

SallyThatGurl: please do Venny

MsVenable: I've had sex, and I masturbate. Happy?

SallyThatGurl: oh very 😏💦

LanaBanana69: well thank you for sharing V

MsVenable: don't call me V lana

LanaBanana69: sorry Venable

SallyThatGurl: so with that image now in my head I'm gonna go

SallyThatGurl: maybe a cold shower

MsVenable: oh god you are just awful

SallyThatGurl: I'm joking

SallyThatGurl: Cordy is the only image Ill ever need 😍

SallyThatGurl: have you fucking seen this?!

SallyThatGurl:

SallyThatGurl: she's so fucking beautiful

SallyThatGurl: I'm gonna call her

SallyThatGurl: I miss her

*SallyThatGurl went offline*

LanaBanana69: they are so sweet together

MsVenable: she's so unstable

MsVenable: one minute she thinks Cordelia doesn't care and then the next she's totally in love with her...

LanaBanana69: this is the most stable relationship she's ever had. I don't blame her for feeling insecure

MsVenable: she's got some serious abandonment issues

LanaBanana69: wouldn't you if you were her?

MsVenable: yeah I guess you're right

MsVenable: someone must've really fucked her if she's THAT crazy

MsVenable: if I ever met them I'd destroy them 😠

LanaBanana69: anyway, I'll link you to the show so you can watch it

MsVenable: thank you

MsVenable: I'm curious to see what they got right

LanaBanana69: well they got your attitude right for sure, you do die though so they got that wrong

MsVenable: wow okay, it's gonna be fun seeing myself die

LanaBanana69: I'm kinda worried about sally watching that season though

MsVenable: why?

LanaBanana69: I can sense a storm coming

MsVenable: well that's ominous

LanaBanana69: lets just say Cordelia could potentially help sally but she's choosing not to

MsVenable: wait, what?

LanaBanana69: yeah...she has the magic but it's VERY BAD magic

MsVenable: Sally wouldn't care if it's the devils magic, if it works she'll use it

LanaBanana69: exactly. She won't care about the consequences Cordelia would face if she did it

MsVenable: shit.. well I better watch this season to see the damage

LanaBanana69: yeah, I'll send you the link now, I gotta go now, I promised Ally I'd cook for her when she got home.

LanaBanana69: We're having date night

MsVenable: aw

MsVenable: how are you both?

MsVenable: we spend so much time talking about Sally and Cordelia we hardly get the time to talk about you two.

LanaBanana69: we are GREAT

LanaBanana69: I think I wanna marry her 😍

LanaBanana69: she is my heaven

MsVenable: if I'm not invited to the wedding I will be hugely pissed off

LanaBanana69: are you kidding?! You'll be immediately VIP!

MsVenable: 😘

LanaBanana69: 😘 talk later Venable

MsVenable: bye !

*LanaBanana69 and MsVenable went offline*

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