daddy luke stumbling upon his 16 year old daughter's diary while putting away her socks and, being the protective and curious father he is, reads it and finds out she has a crush on michael's 18 year old bad boy son which immediately worries him so he calls up michael:
"michael we have an issue"
"what?"
"my little girl has a crush on your jackass of a son"
"OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHA"
"This is no laughing matter, clifford"
"well, I can't say she has bad taste"
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omf I'M SITTING OVER HERE dYING
~Caitlin