Ladies and gentleman! You could have been anywhere in the world tonight but you're here, reading a crappy song written by someone who doesn't write songs. Seriously, what are you doing here? Go do something better with your time.
Today we have two very special guests with us!
Kokichi...
VS...
Nagito!
BEGIN!
Nagito: oh God, why is such despair based on me?
It's quite clear Kokichi had no idea, you see
How to save Hope's Peak and end
DR
I mean, squishing yourself was the coolest death so far.
Kokichi: so you're flattering me and still hoping you'll win?
I mean, come on, dude, just get in the bin.
I mean, all you did was stab yourself and hope for the best.
At least I had a plan which was easy to digest.
You're a joke among the fandom,
So step aside, bro.
Honestly, who even cares about you
Anymore?
So find some potential
And character development
Your lack of skill is evidential
And witness my embellishment!
Nagito: oh my God, you're kidding, right?
You're literally the same as me, a shadow from my light.
I was the original, I was first,
Then Spike Chunsoft made you worse.
I mean, I could go on, but you're being all bark and no bite.
Kokichi, spoken: I mean, none of this matters since you're fiction anyway.
Nagito, spoken: wait, what?
Kokichi, spoken: oh yeah, Danganronpa is a TV show based on your games and anime.
Nagito, screeching: AAAAAAA—
WHO WON?!
WHO'S NEXT?!
WHY THE HELL DID I MAKE THIS?!
YOU DECIDE!
Epic Rap Battles of DR!
Word count - 267.