Funny Statuses [Book One]

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Want a good laugh? Bored? Tired of the same old boring statuses on Facebook, Twitter, etc? Can't think of som... More

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Does anyone else ever hear their alarm go off in the morning and immediately start rationalizing quitting your job or dropping out of school in order to stay in bed?

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