todoroki: good morning, i broke up with her already. just thought you should know.
bakugo: i see.
todoroki: but i think i'm gay now.
bakugo: FOR WHO HA DON'T SAY YOURE GAY FOR ME JUST BECAUSE I COMFORTED YOU AND ALL BUT BUT IF YOURE GAY FOR ME WELL UM ACTUALLY I AM GAY FOR Y-- NO OKAY BUT WHO ARE YOU GAY FOR? IS IT ME?
todoroki: never. i'm gay for this guy.
bakugo: just stop.
todoroki: why?
bakugo: you have weird taste in people.
todoroki: wdym weird?
bakugo: what do you see in that guy?
todoroki: he's so handsome like justin bieber. i want to ask him out.
bakugo: you do what you want.
todoroki: yes, i'll ask him out later. i hope you find someone you like soon too, bakugo.
bakugo: i already have. too bad they will never like me back.
todoroki: i mean, you're a jerk- i kinda get why. no one will love you.
bakugo: tbh i don't know who's more jerk here, me or you. have a nice day and good luck, i guess.