Jokes

By angelinapopstar

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Title
Blonde
Yo mom
Cereal killer
Learning well
Little Jonny
Spider WEB
Who's phone
So confused?
Nun sex
Elephant and the camel
Fast food or slow food
Problem book
Fart machine
Drinking problem
Wishes for heaven
Not a trip
Little quiz
1 and no more
Hate it
Duh doing maths
Anna
Of course not
Natural Evidence
To far
Drunk men and the taxi driver
Pull and throw
3 times
Yeah get it right
Sexual intercourse?
Not the nun again
#1 #2 and #4
See-food diet
To mama
Magic cliff
Farmers rhymes
Little Jonny likes to gamble
Now we run
Shut up
Husband??
No brain and no god
Blood payment
Goodbye mother
note
note
Bunch of whores
The dishes
Typical Blonde
Who Would Of Known
Lobby
Wishing
Computer password
Pencils
Yo Mama
abc's
BATHTUB ANXIETIES
Annoying boy on bus
Cartwheeling for cash
A lesson in government
Quit bugging me
A lesson in morals
Children and cars
Sware words and the doctor
Little johnny.......baby talk
Princibles daughter
Bar......aligator
STANDING AND STUPID
Johnny Deeper
Maths
Yo mama Christmas photo
School
GUMMY BEAR
hey
TEACHER
A carpet of five please
Knife
Sneeze
DID YOU KNOW
Selling my stuf
Teachers pet
Teachers
Chickens learn
How to confuse a blond
Frog
Party
Dream
Headmaster office
Fail
Long distance realtionships
Life and lemons
Keep calm
Life hands you lemons 2
BAND
Ugly
Weddings and funnerals
I love you!
Mirror Mirror
100 steps
Seaecing for money
100th Chapter
Oldies
Boobie Trap
Homeless man
King
5 gay guys
Middle finger
4 in 5
92,935,700 miles
Acting
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD
IJK
Names
Beautiful
Joke
Roses are red
Who are you
Why did the knock knock
Autocorrect
knock knock
Yes i am mad!
Name That Animal
Bitting
Family Closets
Backseat Blonde
Blind, Bald and Ballsy
Bill
The Bar Exam
In The Groove
Drunk Ice Fishing
Coconut.
Pussy Cat
OHHHHH
Baby Talk
NOTE
New sister
I beieve i can fly
Public Restroom
police
Marry me?
Thanks Dad
Skipping school
Blueberry Hil
Kisses
Never To Old
April Fools!!
Hinde n seek
Devil
Doctor what is it?
Dog shit
Where do you live?
How to cuss a kid.
I believe i can fly!!!
It goes like this
Little jonny and the black sponge
Fat cow
Family generations
Husbands compliments
50ft
Black man
Sandwiches
Held aganist you
NOTE
Poor ken
Fault in our stars flirting
NOTE
Chiristmas Photo- Yo Momma
Halloween costume
Helpfull much?
You mama's hair
Spelling mistakes.
Aint that right
Top 4 lies
So difficult
Holes
Plane crash
Divorced Barbie
Twice as much as you
So much for a lovely marrage
What do i look like to you?
Winning the lottery
Stuffed up marrage
Yes i do not yes i will
Dont wake her back up
Hmm not that or that but this
Up goes the ugly Down comes the pretty
Dont wake her back up
HEY GUYS
Dirty Tiger
Beaver
Hehehe
Wedding Video
Fortune cookies
Ugly baby
Shh its a secret
HELLO
Unicorns for christmas
Peeta Mellark be like
Nothing in your head
Stuck in the desert
Sorry Guys
A puppy named May
PLEASE READ
Poop
Poop
China
Spanking
Robot For Sale
Easy Way To Get What You Want
Must Confess
Bread and Jam for the begger

Jack and Jill

59.7K 1.3K 154
By angelinapopstar

Jack and Jill went up a hill,

So Jack could lick her candy,

Well Jack got a shock and mouthful of cock,

'Cause Jill's real name was randy.

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