'Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow'
My Dearest Namjoon,
My name is...Jinnie. I am a Senior hopelessly in love with you.
I know you must have tons of girls throwing themselves at your feet but I promise you I'm way different. I'll make you feel things you have never felt before. I'll make you cum with just the words on this simple paper. And by the end of the school year, I'll make you mine.
Please consider this letter and reply as soon as possible. You can leave your letter at locker #433 in the north wing.
I'll be waiting..
With lots of love,
Your Jinnie.