Okay this is honestly canon guys it really is.
Grell; Hmph.. Sebby loves cats more than he loves me..
No he doesn't right Sebas... Tian..?
Seb *was loving on a cat blushing and sparkling happily playing with its tail and paws* ahhh such soft plump paws~ so round and perfect~
You know what else are soft, plump round, and per- *Grell covers my mouth*
Grell: Poison I swear to God don't be gay for me right now don't you dare say what I know you were going to say!
*muffled sounds like kenny makes* I was gonna say your cheeks.
Grell: Oh.. *she removes her hand*
AND YOUR NICE FUCKING D CUP TITS!!
Grell *screams internally* WAKE ME UP INSIDE!!!!!!