When Paths Cross (Sarah Pauls...

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Sally Has Fun
What's wrong with Sally?
The Announcement
A Glitch In The System?
The Profiles
What Is Going On?
Some Good News
Is It Gone?
Who Is Sarah Paulson?
Just Who Are You?
I'm Sorry
I'm A Medium!
Ally Saves Sally
Sally and Cordelia
Anonymous Returns
Sally Has Fun Part 2
Calm Before The Storm
Sallys Breakdown
Billie? What Happened?
Its Too Late
She's Gone
Don't Worry Dot
That's Not Billie
Sallys Body and Venables Fate
Contact
Bette And Dots Fate
Back To The Academy
The Twins Are Back
Two Realities Connecting
Sallys Confession
Sally Invites A Guest
Sarah... And Venable?!
What's That Noise?
W̷h̶e̵r̵e̸ ̶A̵m̵ ̸I̶?̷
Ascension Begins
The Final Showdown Part 1
The Final Showdown Part 2: The Aftermath
Cordelias Struggle
Sally's Back But Where Is Sarah?
Cordelia Explains Everything
2 Weeks Later, Rebuilding Our Lives
Sarah's Farewell (Final Chapter)

Hypodermic Matchmaker

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By forlorn_tengu

*SallyThatGurl, Ally4Prez and MsVenable went online.*

Ally4Prez: hey guys!

SallyThatGurl: ally, did you read lanas last message before she logged off? ;)

Ally4Prez: no what did she say?

Ally4Prez: wait lemme check

SallyThatGurl: kay

Ally4Prez: oh goodness, I never thought Lana was that type of girl 😳

SallyThatGurl: you thought she was too uptight and proper to touch herself?

Ally4Prez: no, I just didn't think she would be as open to talk about it like you are

SallyThatGurl: the difference is that I don't care what I say, if I wanna talk about my vagina and what I do to it, I will

MsVenable: you're disgusting

SallyThatGurl: Lana on the other hand doesn't wanna embarrass herself in front of you

SallyThatGurl: Venny! Nice of you to finally pitch in

MsVenable: if you call me Venny again I will actually beat you

Ally4Prez: why would she be embarrassed to talk about that in front of me?

SallyThatGurl: oh please do Venny 😘💦

MsVenable: somebody please kill me

SallyThatGurl: Ally you seriously don't know that Lana has a thing for you? You must be blind or stupid

Ally4Prez: Wilhelmina, please ignore Sally's dirty talk, she only does to wind you up.

SallyThatGurl: I do not...okay maybe a little bit

MsVenable: noted, and please Ally, call me Venable.

Ally4Prez: you got it Venable. Sally, you know me and Lana are only friends

SallyThatGurl: HAHAHAHA are you fucking kidding me? All you do is flirt, sweetheart this, sweetie that. It's so cringey watching you both talk like that

MsVenable: and you talking about masturbating isn't? don't you think you're being a bit of an asshole Sally?

Ally4Prez: well I care about her so obviously I'm going to talk to her like that...

SallyThatGurl: really V? coming from the one who beat people for simply kissing?

MsVenable: well if Ally and Lana love each other...there's nothing wrong with them being together

SallyThatGurl: so I can't talk about touching myself but they can flirt?

Ally4Prez: to be fair Sally nobody wants to hear about what you do to yourself and me and Lana aren't in love, we're just friends!

*LanaBanana69 went online*

SallyThatGurl: well how about we ask her?

Ally4Prez: Sally don't you dare

SallyThatGurl: Lana do you love Ally?

LanaBanana69: is that a trick question?

Ally4Prez: she's just being an idiot, ignore her

LanaBanana69: well I mean...I don't not love her

SallyThatGurl: that wasn't the question

Ally4Prez: ...Lana...😨

LanaBanana69: I mean...I don't know

Ally4Prez: oh my god lana

LanaBanana69: well I do feel...attached...to her

SallyThatGurl: told ya al

Ally4Prez: lana...call me baby

SallyThatGurl: baby?!

MsVenable: this is sweet, I won't lie.

LanaBanana69: Ally..I.. I gotta go, we'll talk later

Ally4Prez: lana please

LanaBanana69: okay okay. I'll call you.

Ally4Prez: thank you

*LanaBanana69 and Ally4Prez went offline*

SallyThatGurl: you can now call me Sally the Matchmaker! 😁

MsVenable: nobody will call you that

SallyThatGurl: hypodermic matchmaker?

MsVenable: no

SallyThatGurl: have you always had a stick up your ass?

MsVenable: ....goodbye Sally

*MsVenable went offline*

SallyThatGurl: and she's gone...well then...

SallyThatGurl: all jokes aside if they end up together, It'd be kinda nice

*SallyThatGurl went offline*

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