Sprout
BRO SOMEONE AT SCHOOL ASKED ME OUT AND I'M SHOOK
Seagul boi
...
Seagul boi
Really?
Sprout
YEAH!
Seagul boi
Well, what'd you say
Sprout
"Why would you do that to yourself"
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Jungkook sighs in relief and slumps in his chair. He puts his phone down and holds his head in his hands
"Thank the lord" He whispers to himself
"Wait, why am I thankful for-" he stops realization hitting him
"Oh" he says "OH"
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Sprout
Yo
Sprout
You still there?
Seagul boi
Yeah, the hyungs wanted me for a second, sorry
Sprout
Sprout
This made me laugh to much istg
Seagul boi
I SHOWED THIS TO YOONGI HYUNG AND HE CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONEHDHS
Sprout
I fricked up your world
Seagul boi
Speaking of "your world"
Seagul boi
I got the CD's
Seagul boi
Everyone was concerned, until they saw it came from you
Sprout
Wait actually?
Seagul boi
Yeah! They were like "who tf would-" they checked the tag "oh"
Sprout
*bows*
Sprout
I'm glad I could be of service
Seagul boi
Sprout
THaNks mOm
Seagul boi
Sprout
Sprout
Seagul boi
Sprout
I refuse
Sprout
That is against everything I stand for and I wILL NOT TOLERATE ThIS aBUse
Seagul boi
Stop killing my brain cells
Sprout
What brain cells?
Seagul boi
Sprout
Do you wanna hear a funny story?
Seagul boi
Yes actually
Sprout
Okay so me and my fam were out eating and my little sister, my dad, and I were sharing a booth while my mom and little brother were at another spot. All of a sudden my mom comes over to our booth and tries to grab my food and I block her right? Well she says "fine, see if I ever give birth to you again" then sometime after me and my sister and dad got talking about fishing and hunting and we were using fluent sarcasm and my dad looks at mom and says "these are my girls!" And my little sister goes "hey! She's the one who carried us in her tummie!" Gesturing to our mom and I go " yeah? Well he's the one who put us in her tummie" and my dad started BAWLING.
Sprout
It was great
Sprout
Then my little brother asked what I ment and I got to see my mom struggle for a minute
Seagul boi
Wow
Sprout
Yeah
Sprout
I still gtg give Jimin a happy birthday
Sprout
Ttyl xoxo
Seagul boi
Bai xoxo
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You
Hello, is this Park Jimin?
PJ
Yes, hello, who is this?
You
Oh it's (y/n), I just wanted to wish you a happy late birthday
PJ
Oh! Thank you!
You
You're welcome
PJ
You
AKD JR BEJFJTJDHEYFJTUEBSHWJQJDNFPNEOFLSHRHDNSVVAHFJ
You
I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THAT
PJ
I csm't stip layghing
You
Are you okay?
PJ
Yeah I just couldn't see for a second there
You
I'M WHEEZING OML