Todd: What up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never (effing) learned how to read
Viola: That Is Not Correct
Davy: Do It for the Vine (I ain't gon' do it)
Mayor Prentiss: There is only one thing worse than a rapist... Boom. A Child.
Mistress Coyle: Honey, You've Got a Big Storm Coming
Ben: When Life Gives You Lemons
Cillian: Why You Always Lying?
Manchee: Dancing Doges
Aaron: The Power of Christ Compels You
Wilf: I Wanna be a Cowboy, Baby
Lee: I Was Too Busy Blocking Out the Haters
Bradley: Narrating People's Lives
Simone: Can I Get a Waffle?
The Return: Two Shots of Vodka