After being married for 30 years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for awhile and then said "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks "Well, what does that mean?"
He replies "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."
She smiled and said "Oh, that's so lovely. What about I, J, and K"
The husband goes "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is optimistic about saving his family jewels.