Pairing : NamSeok
Genre : Crack
"Really lame."
- Jake Paul, stupidly famous YouTuber
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HOPEing2Yeet has invited you for a chat! Open new messages to reply.
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TODAY 12:15 am
HOPEing2Yeet
hey mama is the AC busted in here cuz im melting into a pool of mush
_JoonTheGoon_
What
HOPEing2Yeet
Ur hot
_JoonTheGoon_
Was that supposed to be the punchline?
HOPEing2Yeet
No
I mean
Yes
_JoonTheGoon_
Lol dude you suck at this no offense
HOPEing2Yeet
Dick
_JoonTheGoon_
Huh?
HOPEing2Yeet
Uh i mean i also suck dick aside from this
_JoonTheGoon_
Oh my god
Seriously
You need some serious help with your texting
HOPEing2Yeet
it aint that bad rite?
:0
_JoonTheGoon_
Well excluding your mediocre spelling skills
You just need a little tweaking on the pickup line department
Also don't use emojis if you're trying to flirt
It makes you look pretentious
HOPEing2Yeet
Ok sure mr im-so-good-at-texting-people-and-i-know-everything-you-dont
thenks 4 the advic3
;)
_JoonTheGoon_
Wow
Rude
You oughta lose the attitude too if you wanna get laid buddy
Another piece of tip to spare
HOPEing2Yeet
And u oughta lose that stick up ur ass if u wanna get some of this boi
Quit being a dweeb n fall for my charming choice of words alredy
>:(
_JoonTheGoon_
Not happening anytime soon
;)
HOPEing2Yeet
pfft hypokrit
U used an emoji too dumbass
_JoonTheGoon_
I'm using it in an ironic way to antagonize you
And also
*hypocrite
HOPEing2Yeet
jesus u are a dweeb huh
Just my luck the cute guys here are total nerds
I liked ur dimples
Loud sigh
_JoonTheGoon_
How'd you know what I look like anyway?
It's not like I posted a selfie here or anything..
And this is supposed to be a random chat thing?
HOPEing2Yeet
Uhhhh
Idk
I just do?
_JoonTheGoon_
Hmm very convincing
HOPEing2Yeet
True tho i dont know how it works
_JoonTheGoon_
right...
If you're not telling i'm just gonna assume you are a pervert/stalker/hacker
and block you for good okay ;)
HOPEing2Yeet
Fuck
okAY WAIT
WE GO TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER
6 YEARS AGO
SKKAJSJS
_JoonTheGoon_
High school? So we're friends?
HOPEing2Yeet
Not exactly
We werent actually knowing each other
But i knew u
_JoonTheGoon_
And?
HOPEing2Yeet
and what asshole
_JoonTheGoon_
*narrows eyes questioningly*
HOPEing2Yeet
fuck u
i migahta sorsta hadva crush inr yoh
_JoonTheGoon_
Come again?
HOPEing2Yeet
u dipshit i know u get what i typed
u were the schools top genius
Scored internationals for exams
U had tons of trophies from awards
n now ur telling me u cant decioher a simple text ???
_JoonTheGoon_
okay okay im sorry
Chill man
HOPEing2Yeet
I am : chill
but ur not making this easier for me kim namjoon
_JoonTheGoon_
Holy shit
You even remember my full name?
HOPEing2Yeet
Duh
Why else would i be here
I remember everyhting about u
U used to wear braces bcs ur front teeth were a bit loopy
for lunch u would sit by the apple tree on the courtyard alone but sometimes this other dude hangs around u too
_JoonTheGoon_
Yoongi?
HOPEing2Yeet
Yeah him whatever
Oh and i remember u always wear that grey shirt with a yellow bear on it
I think it was cute
although honestly i just missed seeing ur face
So
_JoonTheGoon_
And that somehow lead you to stalk me online?
HOPEing2Yeet
meh
_JoonTheGoon_
That's
Cute i guess
Also the fact that you knew all that is kind of sweet
HOPEing2Yeet
Oh baby im not sweet
Im dangerous >;)
_JoonTheGoon_
Damn your timing is shitty as balls
Way to ruin the mood
HOPEing2Yeet
Babe i dont have to ruin anyhting
I
Am
the mood
Wink wonk ;)
_JoonTheGoon_
God this is getting worse
Fin.
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Heyyo everyone! It's been a while i guess. I feel bad for not updating in some time so i whipped up some shitty crack text fic to hopefully make up for it -- but i guess not.
Sorry guys i really did try tho :')
Since i'm on currently on break i will probably update more :D
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_JoonTheGoon_
Anyway
What's your name?
HOPEing2Yeet
Jung
Jung Hoseok
But my friends call me RedBull
Cuz i'll keep u up all night sugar
;)
seen
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Oops