Fine "IM GOING TO TAKE A GODDAMN SHOWER DONT RAPE ME" I screamed to Mat.
I took a shower and had a dandy time singing My humps. I got out of the shower to find Mat dead on the bed.
"Meh, fuck that." I said as I turned? around and walked out of the hotel room. I went to Preston's hotel room and fucked him all night long, not mentioning the death of Mat.
We lived happily ever after with our Poofless babies, while Mat's dead body rotted in the hotel room that I once took step in. That's the end of Noochless because we are now Nooch-less.
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A/N May the feels be with you. Sorry it's so short, the others won't be as short, I originally wrote this for a friend on kik but... yeah something happened and this came to be. she told me to post it and so I did. Hope you enjoyed.