Whats up my fellow dragons. Just to let you know if you want a one-shot for the special, please tell me what kind of one-shot you want. Anyways, enjoy the chapter!
Male Reader:
Name: Y/n
Hair Color: H/c
Bang Color: B/c
Eye Color: E/c
Personality: Kuudere(don't know look it up)
Thinking: Blah
At the Occult Research Club:
Currently Rias is trying to get information about Ryo from him, however, Ryo is just simply ignoring her. This exchange just has everyone looking at them
Rias: ANSWER ME!
Ryo: No
Rias: WHY NOT!
Ryo: Cause I don't want to tomato
Rias: STOP CALLING ME TOMATO!
Ryo: No
Issei: I've never seen president so frustrated
Akeno: This guy his really annoying her
Asia: Should we stop her
Akeno: I don't think it would be too wise
Timeskip 10 minutes later brought to you by chibi Rias and chibi Ryo arguing with the chibi peerage looking on:
Rias: *Calms down* It seems I won't be getting any information out of you for a while
Ryo: I don't believe so *now sitting down*
Rias: *Sighs* Fine. I guess we'll have to discuss this another time. Anyway *looks at her peerage* Issei, Asia, your time delivering fliers are over
Issei: Wait they are
Rias: Don't worry this isn't a punishment. You both did great work
Ryo: One of them at least
Issei: Thanks Ryo
Ryo: I was talking about Asia
Issei: Oh come on
Rias: *Ahem* Anyways, when you usually deliver fliers you use a familiar
Issei: Hell yeah. So what is this, some kind of promotion
Rias: Yes I guess you could look at it that way but for right now you two need familiars
Ryo: If Issei gets a familiar it would most likely express his perverted nature
Koneko: Most likely
Ryo: Sorry, definitely express his perverted nature
Issei: Why do you guys hate me
Ryo: I tolerate you
Koneko: I hate you
Issei: *Anime tears* You guys are so mean
Rias: *Shows bat familiar* This is my familiar Issei, I believe that you two met before
Issei: *Snaps out of trance* Huh
The bat then transforms into the girl who gave Issei the paper
Issei: Oh, so hot flier girl is your familiar
Akeno: And I got one too of course *shows familiar*
Issei: Woah, is that an imp
Koneko: This is Shiro *holds her cat*
Ryo: Cute familiar Koneko
Koneko: Thanks
Kiba: Mines badass
Issei: I don't care about your tiny dancer
Kiba: Why you gotta hate man
Ryo: I wanna see it
Kiba: At least you do *shows bird familiar*
Issei: So its a bird. Not cool at all *remembers something* Oh yeah Ryo
Ryo: Hn
Issei: Before i died, I saw you turn into a bunch of crows, was that your familiar
Ryo: No, I just mastered a technique that allows me to turn into crows
Issei: Now that's cool. Can you show me
Ryo: No
Rias: Can you please show us
Ryo: No
Koneko: Please
Ryo: Fine
Rias and Issei just look at Ryo with their mouths open
Issei: WHY IS IT THAT WHEN SHE ASKS YOU YOU DO IT!
Ryo just ignores Issei and transforms into a bunch of crows, with one crow in the center. After a minute, he transforms back
Issei: That was cool. Wait a minute..where did your cloths go
Ryo: I honestly have no idea
Me:
Katy: What are you doing
Me: Rethinking life
Issei: Hey Ryo, can you teach me that
Ryo: What would you need it for
Issei: *Makes a perverted face* With that technique, I can sneak into women changing rooms with no one noticing. Even if they notice, I will just be a random bird
Ryo and Koneko: And you just described some form of sexual assault
Issei: *Anime depression*
Suddenly, there's a knock on the door
Akeno: Yeah
The door opens, revealing Sona and her peerage walking in
Sona: Sorry to interrupt
Issei: Woah, what the heck is she doing here
Asia: Issei who are these people
Issei: The one in the middle is Souna Shitori the student body president.The girl with the glasses right behind her is Tsubaki Shinra. It looks like they brought the rest of the council with them
Rias: Hello Sona what can I do for you
Sona: Nothing I just wanted to congratulate you on increasing the number of your servants
Issei: Hold on how does she know about that
Ryo: She's a devil. Her real names Sona Sitri the next head of the house of Sitri a big devil family
Issei: Are you saying there are other devils at our school
Ryo: There's four devils, and one ghoul in your school already so I would think so
Boy: Rias I'm hurt you didn't tell your little boyfriend about us, but I suppose if you don't trust him with inside info then he must not be worth much to you huh
Sona: Its considered bad form to get involved in the affairs of another household Saji, its only natural that Rias held us back
Issei: I know you your the guy from 2-C who was just elected student council clerk, right, I may have voted for this guy
Sona: Saji Genshirou, my pawn
Rias: This is my pawn Issei Hyoudou and my bishop Asia Argento
Issei: Oh your a pawn too dude, that totally makes us twinsies
Saji: Can it d-bag, you and your cackle of slutty sluts don't deserve to be in the same room as the distinguished devils such as the Sitri's
Ryo: Tch
Issei: You take that back
Saji: Aw he's mad. Not even gay prince charming or snowflake can protect you from me. I took up four pawn pieces bro
Ryo: *About to say something but stops* Snowflake, I like it *drinks coffee*
Koneko: Can I have some
Ryo: Sure *makes Koneko some coffee*
Koneko: Thanks
Sona: He took up eight pawn pieces. You better check your math before you make a fool out of yourself
Saji: No way, your freaking kidding right. How did this lame-ass butt-punch manage that
Issei: Shut up!
Sona: My apologizes, he's young. I hope you forgive him his youthful may overtake. Newbies don't always appreciate the finer points of civility do they
Saji: Oh right *goes to shake Asia's hand* my pleasure
Asia: *Grabs Saji's hand* No the pleasures all mine
Saji: *Grabs Asia's hand with both his hands* Are you pretty sure your not an angel cause you just fell down from heaven
Ryo: I don't think that an angel falling from heaven is a good thing
Koneko: I don't know what they are thinking when they use that pick up line
Issei: *Jumps in and grabs Saji's hand* Saji I just want you to know if you even think about putting the moves on Asia I'll slice off your nuts and feed to you through a tube
Saji: *Grips Issei's hand* Oh you think you got that shit on lockdown well you ain't the only bull in this rodeo dickface
Rias: This is embarrassing
Sona: I know isn't it
Ryo: Hey Issei want some coffee
Issei: No thanks
Saji: Oh who is this sonwflake, another piece for Rias
Rias: *Sighs* Unfortunately not , he refused
Saji: Hah! Then that makes me your superior!
Ryo then sits his coffee down and walk directly in front of Saji and begins to glare at him. This action nearly has Saji piss himself
Saji: *Bows* I'm very sorry wise one
Ryo: Seriously
Sona: Oh hi Ryo, I haven't seen you in a while
Ryo: Nice to see you too
Issei: Woah, you two know each other
Sona: Yes we do
Ryo: We bumped into each other twice. she invited me to play chess, and I beat her
Rias: *Shocked* Is this true Sona
Sona: *Blushes lightly* Yes it is
Rias: *Smirks* So this means he's smarter than you, am I right
Sona: Don't push it Rias
Ryo: Tomato are you gonna take Issei and Asia to get their familiars cause I'm starting to doubt it
Sona: Oh, is that your plan Rias
Rias: Yes, I was thinking about going next week actually
Sona: Well that's a bit of a problem for us since he only takes people once a month
Rias: Well in that case why don't we have a friendly little competition to sort this out
Sona: *Shocked* A contest
Rias: Whoever wins get the right to make their request first
Sona: Surely your not talking about a rating game
Rias: *Giggles* Oh no, we would never get permission to do something like that
Sona: Yes your right besides this isn't the time to draw attention to yourself is it
Rias: *Glares* Don't go there. *Smiles* I know, lets settle the old high school way, with sports!
Timeskip to the end of the next day brought to you by chibi Rias and Akeno vs chibi Sona and Tsubaki in a tennis match:
Ryo: That was boring
Koneko: I agree
Issei: It wasn't boring at all
Ryo: Your only saying that because of how the girls breast and asses looked
Issei: You know me so well
Koneko: Well it was a draw *holds up two broken tennis brackets* So now their suggesting we play a team match
Issei: Are you serious
Kiba: Serious as a heart attack my friend, their all out their deciding what we should play
The door then opens, causing everyone to look Rias and Akeno who answered
Rias: We've chosen dodgeball as the game to play. We meet the Sitri's tomorrow night at the gym. So lets win this
Evryone minus Ryo: Right!
Ryo: ...
Rias: Can you at least show some enthusiasm
Ryo: Go team
Asia: Anyway, thanks for playing for us guys, for real
Issei: Yeah for real
Timeskip to the next night brought to you by chibi Ryo and Koneko playing dodgeball:
At the Gym:
Everybody was getting ready
Issei: I am totally like the worst at sports, I'm not sure if I even remember how to play
Rias: Oh you'll be fine, just aim the ball right at the Sitri team and hit them right in the face *throws ball at Kiba*
Kiba: *Catches ball* Asia picked it up in no time, I'm sure you can too
At this moment, Akeno is helping Asia stretch, which causes for Issei to look at her pervertetly. This causing Koneko to crack his legs very, very hard.Not soon after, both Ryo and Raynare appear
Asia: Oh Ryo *runs up to Ryo* what are you doing here
Ryo: Had nothing better to do tonight. So I might as well have come here
Rias: And why did you bring Raynare
Raynare: I follow my master everywhere. The kitchen, school, his bedroom, the bathroom
Ryo: It still amazes me how you got in there
Issei: What happened
Ryo: *Begins thinking*
Flashback(Lemon Lime Ahead):
At Ryo's House:
Ryo is currently taking a shower. He was getting tired and had wanted to read some manga and go to sleep
Ryo: Hmm, what should I read. Naruto, High Schoolof the Dead, Akame Ga Kill, Kill la Kill, or maybe- what is that feeling
Ryo looks down to see two hands massaging his stomach
Raynare: My~ My~ You are quite developed master~
Ryo: How the hell did you get in here, and why are you naked
Raynare: Does that really matter~
Ryo: Yes
Raynare: Well *turns Ryo around to face her* if you do one thing~
Ryo: What do you want
Raynare: *Pushes Ryo against the wall and begins to walk towards him with her hips swaying seductively* I want you to fuck me master~
Ryo: And why would I do that
Raynare: Simple *hands begins to massage Ryo's cock* I may have looked through some of your boxes of manga, but there was something in one that me aroused~
Ryo: What is that
Raynare: You. Want. A. Kid
Ryo: Why were you looking through my manga in the first place
Raynare: Once again, it doesn't matter~ Just let me help you with that request~ *Begins pumping Ryo's member*
Ryo: What makes you think I'll let you help me
Raynare: Because~ *gets on her knees in an instant* I'm the only one to help you right now~
Raynare then wraps her lips around around to head of Ryo's member and begins to go deeper up until she deepthroats him. Only one thing went through Ryo's mind during this
Ryo: I'm not getting raped today. Kamui
Ryo is then teleported away and Raynare falls onto the floor
Raynare: Oof! *Falls and gets back up and looks around* Damnit! I almost had him! He will fuck me one day!
For the rest of the day, Ryo barely got any sleep
Present time:
Ryo: I rather not talk about it
Issei: Understood. Oh yeah! *Takes out headbands* I made this for everybody, including you Ryo
Ryo: *Takes it* Thanks
Rias: Team headbands
Kiba: Nice!
Akeno: Were gonna look totally badass
Issei: Thanks I spent all night making them
Rias: You didn't sleep
Issei: I just wanted to make something cool to show it as a thanks for everything you guys are doing for us. I'm lucky to have friends as awesome as you. Plus I uck at sports so this'll remind me not to throw the ball at my own team
Ryo: What you'd know, Issei actually did something that contributed. Nice work
Rias: I think its perfect Issei, it was very wonderful for you to do that
Koneko: Your a pervert but your sweet
Rias: Now lets put these on and go kick some Sitri butt
Everyone minus Ryo: Yeah
Ryo: I ain't playing
Rias: Why not
Ryo: I rather play as a sub since this is a battle for you guys. So I'll probably come in if Issei get hit in the balls
Issei: Why me specifically
Ryo: Your the most likely
Raynare: I'll go be the ref
Akeno: Are you sure they'll let you do that
Ryo: I spoke to them earlier, they allowed it
Rias: Alright then, let's go kick there butts
The match then begins, magic is being used but no one cares. Multiple people gets taken out from Sona's peerage, and Koneko also gets taken out. But, the tragic moment of the battle happens when Issei is struck right in the nuts. Taking him out for the rest of the game
Issei: My dick, I think its squished
Ryo: You know when I said that Issei would get hit in the nuts I didn't mean it
Asia then begins to heal Issei
Rias: Well Ryo I guess your playing
Ryo: Sure
Rias: Come on guys, lets win this one for Issei
Akeno: Yeah, for his man bits
Kiba: For his one-eyed snake
Koenko: For his sack
Issei: Come on guys, now I'm embarrassed, you don't have to be this pumped, its just my dick
Ryo: For him to loose his virginity
Issei: *Gets pumped* NEVER MIND WHAT I JUST SAID SHOW THEM EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!
This causes everybody to get pumped, minus Koneko and Ryo and the game comences. After about a few minutes, a lot of Sona's peerage is taken out, minus Sona, Tsubaki and Saji versus all of Rias' peerage
Kiba: I never knew you were so good at dodgebal Ryo
Ryo: Thanks, me and my older sister used to play all the time
Akeno: You never mentioned you had a sister
Ryo: Was there a reason too *looks at Saji* Hey Saji
Saji: Yes
Ryo: Your the only boy on that team
Saji: Yeah so
Ryo: Since one of our guys got hit in the nuts, its only fair one of their also get hit
Saji: *Scared* Y-you don't mean
Ryo: *Lines up ball with lightning covering it* You beeter hope my aim is off
Saji: *Begins to run around looking for safety*
Ryo then launches the ball directly at Saji's nuts. Poor Saji couldn't escape in time and was hit directly. He was hit so hard that he didn't make a noise when he screamed. All you heard was his nuts cracking. This caused the girls to wince while the boys(minus Ryo) held their nuts
Issei: HOT DAMN! Anyone else feel that!
Koneko: Pretty sure my pity well is bottomed out
Saji: Meep *falls to the ground unconscious*
In the course of the next two minutes, only Ryo and Sona remain
Ryo: How in the hell did you guys get out
Rias: Sona hit me and Akeno, and Kiba and Tsubaki hit us at the same time
Ryo: How did I miss that
Koneko: You were reading your managa
Ryo: That reminds me, where is my manga
Rias: You can read your manga later just win the game
Ryo: Don't tell me what to do tomato
Sona: You should really pay attention *throws magic ball at Ryo*
Ryo: *Dodges* You shouldn't say your attack before you speak
Sona: *Shocked but regains composer* Well then *transfers all her magic into the one ball* Lets see you dodge this! *throws the ball*
Ryo: *Stands there*
The ball then hits Ryo directly. This causes both dirt and wind to go off around the gym so no one could see either of them
Issei: What the hell happened!
Tsubaki: I can't see anything!
Saji: Meep
Suddenly the dust is clear, and what they see shocks them... they see Sona looking down at a ball with Ryo having his hand extended
Sona: I-I can't beleive it
Ryo: I guess I win
Tsubaki: Sona what happened
Sona: Rias and her team wins, Ryo had hit me with the ball
This causes Rias's team to go into happiness with Koneko smiling a little
Issei and Asia: WE WON! WE WON!
Raynare: GOOD JOB MASTER!
Ryo: Stop screaming
While Sona's peerage walks out(minus Saji who is being carried) Sona comes up to Rias
Rias: Since we beat you this means we get first pick at the familiars
Sona: As much as I hate to loose I have to admit that was still a lot of fun. Although if this had been a rating game and not just us fooloing around and you didn't have Ryo on your team there's no way you could've beat me
Rias: You really think so, well I guess we won't know for sure until we actually play the game. Not to mention one of these days Ryo might change his mind on joining my peerage
Ryo: It won't happen tomato
Rias: But I guess it'll be a while until we have to worry about that
Sona: Don't be so sure Rias, you never know what's coming up
Issei: Huh, what's a rating game
At the Clubhouse:
Everyone minus Ryo: Victory!
Rias: I want you to know I'm thankful to each and everyone of you for going out there and doing what was needed to be done to beat those devils. I hope you feel very proud
Raynare: I do! I got to help master!
Issei: All Idid ws get hit in the loves-buds
Kiba: Sure you got nailed in the nads but you also made these headbands! Their pretty rad man!
Akeno: Tots!
Asia: Yeah they really brought our team together
Koneko: *Nods*
Ryo: They were nice
Issei: Thanks guys that totally means a lot to me! Not to mention that two compliments from Ryo in one day so I'm pretty happy about that!
Ryo: Tch
Rias: I hate to break up the celebration but I thinnk its time we get these two a couple of familiars *makes the seal*
Ryo: I'm going with you guys, I want to see what familiar these two will get
Raynare: Can I come to
Ryo: No
Raynare: But why
Ryo: I'm not taking you with me
Raynare: Oh come on! Its my duty to follow my master evrywhere!
Ryo: I'll let you sleep with me
Raynare: Deal!
Ryo: *Looks at Rias* Tomato hurry this up
Rias: Aright then
Rias peerage then teleports to the land of familiars. After that Ryo then appears next to them
Issei: Uh where are we
Akeno: Duh, a magical forest where all the familiars live
Kiba: Don't be scared its where we came to get ours to
Koneko: *Nods*
Issei: Oh I'm cool besides for the fact that I just pissed myself
Asia: Yeah, it really freaky
???: Gotta catch them all!
Ryo: My second mortal enemy is here
Rias: Second, who's the first
???:
RYo: Ash Ketchum
???: I'm the master of the familiars the Toji
Ryo: It seems Ash finally got to be the very best that no one ever was
Toji: If you come to find familiars galore then you've come at the right time, that's for sure. The for morders out there to help you decide and I'll be the one to act as your guide!
Akeno: If you can't tell the Toji likes to speak in rhymes
Ryo: At least its not in third person
Toji: Now how can I help you, tell me all your wants and desires! A stronf, a fast one, a one that breaths fires!
Issei: Yeah cool, do you any familiars with hot tigos that's into nerdy white guys
Toji: This is why amatures always annoy, if your seeking something more than a toy utilize your other head my boy. Cause I'm the familiar who will be the best pick look for best personality don't look for best tit
Asia: Makes sense but I want but I want one to be really cute and fun to be around
Toji: Fun, dona and done
Asia: Oh thank you so much!
Issei: Ok no fair dude
They are now near a lake
Toji: This lake is awesome, righteous and right, at the bottom at the bottom you'll find magical sprouts
Issei: Yeah! Sprits are sexy we just hit the familiar jack pot *begins having fantasies while making a lewd face*
Ryo: This won't end well
Toji: Here we go
Issei: *Snaps out of trance*
Toji: Its looks like a sprite is about to show
Sprite: *Rises from the water and shows its manly face*
Toji: Take a look that's off the hook
Issei: But clearly not off the roids! What is it a competitive body builder!
Toji: Whodino well water sprites with mega wad power. A familiar like that would make your enemies cower
Issei: *Anime crying* Screw that! He looks like he could pick me up and break me in half!
Toji: Not he sorry but this dudes a she
Issei: A she, I think I just threw up in my mouth
The group begins walking
Asia: That sprite back there, she had really kind eyes. Even though she's tough on the outside I can tell she has a good heart
Issei: Oh yeah, and pecks the size of my head
Toji: Oh my, look high
Everyone looks to see a miny blue dragon on a tree branch
Issei: Ok, what is that
Asia: Aww, its really cute
Toji: Cute but dangerous too, when they get angry they have the power to shoot lightning that's blue
Kiba: That type of dragons pretty rare isn't it
Rias: I think this is the first time I've ever seen one
Toji: Do it now if you want this one claimed, once these dragons grow up they can no longer be taimed
Akeno: Issei since you possess the power of the red dragon emperor that sprite might turn out to be a pretty good fit
Issei: Yeah that makes sense, right. Dragon, I choose-
Asia: *Screams*
Suddenly, a green slime falls onto Asia and all the other girls. Kiba attempts to defend himself but the slime gets on his face. Suddenly, the slime begins to burn the girls cloths off, all while Kiba tries to get the slime off of him
Issei: *Covers bloody nose* This is the best thing that has ever happened *gets punched*
Koneko: Suck on that pervert
The slime begins to demolish even more of their clothing
Akeno: Someone get this mess off us
Issei: Don't worry I'll save you but first I have to save this image for later Toji: This slime burns off your cloths
Issei: That's really all it does. That's mine, I want this familiar to be mine right now
Ryo: Issei get this slime off me
Issei then looks over to Ryo and sees that the slime is burning his cloths off of him as well, with his shirt gone and some parts of his pants are also gone
Issei: That effects you two!
Ryo: Get this off me, I can't use my hands and my crow magic and kamui won't work
Issei: Um, right! *Looks at the girls again*
Ryo: Pervert
The slime then strips the girls and leaves them only in their panties, while Issei looks on gleefully. While Ryo's pants are now gone and the slime is working on his boxers. In that moment, Rias destroys the slime, then Akeno shoots lightning at the slime, then Kiba slahes the slime, then Koneko punches the slime, and Ryo finally gets his hands free and begins to burn the slime, while Issei looks on in fear. After most of the slime is destroyed, Issei hugs Asia to preserve the last of the slime
Rias: Issei get away from the slime
Issei: No, I won't have to undress every single girl with my eyes anymore if I have slimy by my side
Ryo: You gave it a name
Issei: Yes I did, meeting slimy was my destiny
Asia: *Blushing* I can't believe that Issei is actually hugging me
Issei: Oh slimy, we were meant to be
Ryo and Koneko: You only want it because your a pervert
Suddenly, blue lightning strikes and hits both the slime and Issei
Issei: That sucked *falls*
Rias: Must've been the dragon
Issei: Slimy no, it's your fault *gets shocked again*
Asia: Are you alright
Dragon: *Lands on Asia's shoulder*
Koneko: That was dope
Ryo: Agreed
Toji: Sprite dragons don't usually attack unless they believe their loved ones are in trouble. Which means in the familiar world that the dragon and the lady should be together on the double
Kiba: Does that mean Asia and that thing are bonded now
Asia: So cute *begins to pet dragon*
Timeskip a few minutes brought to you by chibi Rias, Akeno, Koneko, and Ryo chasing chibi Issei:
Now that everybody has some cloths on, Asia begins to make the dragon her familiar
Asia: In the name of Asia Argento and devils everywhere, I command you to accept this pact t be my familiar forever
With those words, the dragon becomes Asia's familiar
Akeno: Well, it looks to me like you got a friend, I think you two will be very happy together
Dragon: *Flies into Asia's arms*
Asia: *Giggles* Hey, that tickles! Rosai stop it
Issei: Rosai
Asia: For some reason that name popped in my head. I love him and every time I hold him I'll think of you and Ryo
Issei: That's a really sweet thing to say Asia
Ryo: *Nods*
Issei: Well I guess its really nice to meet you Rosai
Rosai: *Shocks Issei*
Issei: *Falls*
Toji: Also it hates other males, that's just its feature
Rias: What a naughty boy Rosai is
Issei: Oh slimy! Why did you have to leave me! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!