Pandora: Alright, next dare. Let's see... oh... hehe... um...
Jason: Ooh, let me see.
Pandora: No Jason, it'd be better if you just heard it. *She giggles*
Jason: Uh... okay?
Pandora: Daniel, get up here.
Daniel: Oooh!
Pandora: Don't 'ooh' just yet.
Daniel: Uh oh...
Pandora: Thomas dares you and Jason to spend seven minutes in heaven.
Jason: You heard the woman, Daniel. Come on in to the closet. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Daniel: What?!
Blaze: I think he's already in one. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Daniel: Wh-where did that come from!?
Dottie: Ooo~ sounds pretty suspicious ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Daniel: W-would you stop with the lenny faces!
Safari: *Runs in from the vortex* DON'T HURT MY BABY!!
Pandora: I'm sorry Safari, it's the dare.
Safari: He's gonna molest him! JASON YOU'RE A CHILD MOLESTER
Daniel: I'm 24 though
Safari: SHUSH CHILD, I WON'T ALLOW IT
Aphmau: My poor innocent Daniel baby ;-;
Jason: Oh, what do you think I am? A monster?
Silence.
Jason: Thanks. I really appreciate it.
Pandora: Okay, we need to get on with it.
Safari: Can we at least have a precaution?
Pandora: Like what?
Safari: Um... give Daniel a bell to ring if he gets uncomfortable.
Daniel: I'll be uncomfortable the whole time though ;w;
Safari: No, I mean if things get... physical... too physical...
Daniel: (O///O)
Jason: Is it really that big a deal?
Katelyn: Unlike you, Jason, physical contact actually means something to us.
Pandora: So are we doing this or not?
Daniel: I... I guess...
Lucinda: Oh, Daniel. You'll fit just fine.
Jason: LUCINDA!
Lucinda: Sorry! *she laughs* sorry!
Jason: Alright, come on, Daniel... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Blaze: Oh man, let's hope when he comes out of the closet, he's come out of the closet, eh? *He nudges Dottie with his elbow and she giggles*
Pandora: Should we have given him the bell?
Travis: Nah, he'll be fine.
Pandora: Whatever you say.
LE CLOSET
Jason shuts the door behind him. Daniel immediately goes to one side of the closet, trying to get as far away from Jason as possible.
Jason stares at Daniel and sighs.
Jason: Daniel, I'm not a rapist.
Daniel is silent, staring at the floor.
Jason: Look. I'm an asshole, no questions asked. I hate commitment. I've slept with so many people, I can't keep track anymore. Just because I do that doesn't mean I'm a dangerous individual.
Daniel: Wh-what are you?
Jason: Eh?
Daniel: You have the devil horns and tail... why? Are you some sort of demon?
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Jason: I... don't want to get into it. I'm a master of seduction, okay?
Daniel: And that, too. What could you do to people?
Jason: Um...
Daniel: That's just it, isn't it? You say you're not a rapist yet you seduce people into... doing it with you... with some sort of magic. Doesn't that count as rape?
Jason: I—
Daniel: I'm not finished. I don't know why it doesn't bother you.
Jason: You—
Daniel: Rape. Jason, it counts. Ra—
Jason: WILL YOU LET ME TALK.
Daniel closes his mouth.
Jason: I'll have you know I've never used this power to my advantage. You think I'm a monster? Sure, physically. Mentally? *he pauses* Well, you're not wrong. I'm a monster in the way of species. Do you really believe I think of human beings as objects? No. Here's the thing— love gets boring. Relationships get boring. Sex gets boring. It's like playing the Sims with cheats— infinite money, infinite furniture, no taxes, no needs, and all the time in the world to seduce as many people as you'd like. What's the point anymore? Play it naturally, get in relationships. Then that gets boring, too. Try everything. Try fetishes. Try new areas. It's all boring. *he pauses and realizes something* I... well, I've tried everything— that including r— *he swallows.* But those were dark times, okay?
Daniel: I'm sorry...
Jason: The point I'm trying to get to is that even though sex may mean nothing to me, I know it means something to other people.
Daniel: I... *he has nothing to say, so he shuts his mouth.*
Jason: Now, we have four minutes left. What do you say?
Daniel's eyes grow foggy with lust for a few seconds before going back to clear.
Daniel: D-did you just...
Jason: *Laughs nervously* I wasn't going to do it.
Daniel: You said you don't take advantage of people.
Jason: I didn't. I gave you a few seconds on what it feels like to be in love with me, then gave you your own free will to decide how you liked it.
Daniel: Uh... uhm...
Jason: Is that a yes I see on your face?
Daniel: I don't know. I don't know. Jason, you're still scary.
Jason: Daniel, I'm not a teddy bear.
Daniel's eyes grow foggy and fill with lust once again.
Daniel: Oh, Jason.
Jason shakes his head and clears Daniel's eyes again.
Jason: I can't do it.
Daniel: Do what?
Jason: Just because some people don't enjoy it doesn't mean... *he stares at his hands* am I seriously a rapist?
Daniel is wide-eyed.
Jason: No. It's not free will, but people can fight it. Right?
...
Try it, Daniel. Tell me if you can fight it.
Daniel's eyes for the third time grow foggy with lust.
Jason: Fight it, Daniel, fight it.
Daniel: Fight it? Let's fight. What about some wrestling? We can wrestle.
Jason: Oh, I'd wrestle y— I mean Daniel, fight it.
Daniel: None of that matters now. Let's fight.
Daniel quickly advances toward Jason, grabbing his shoulder and his waist. Just as he's about to stand on his toes to kiss him, Daniel's eyes clear.
Daniel: WHAT WAS THAT!?
Jason: Were you even trying?
Daniel: There's nothing I could do! I was just sitting there, my view on the world pink, and you were covered in pink.
Jason: So you have control, your mind is just distorted. It's not a completely different person.
Daniel: It's hard to explain.
Jason: Then try again.
Daniel: Wai— *his eyes once again are filled with lust.*
Jason: Fight it, Daniel.
Daniel: How am I over here when you're over there? Come on baby, let's get in close.
Daniel struts over to Jason and holds him. Jason's eyes are clearly confused, not knowing whether to continue with Daniel or to stop it.
Just as Daniel is about to plant his lips on Jason's, the closet door opens.
Pandora: Well, I see you two are hitting it off.