Hoes Unite [Bnha]

By trXsh_mammal

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[Reader x Various Characters] Crack fic ;) More

oh God-
welcome
mMTeA
Testing-
Well
Danki
UWU
Surprise motha-
Indecent piece of-
Fugdetards
On one fartful day
Bubble wrap {part 1}
BuBBle Wrap part2

Crack head

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By trXsh_mammal

Icyhot:Hey crackhead

I am aware that you hacked my phone to supply Chieko with pictures of me

May I know why you did it

You:Oh shit he caught me

Sorry boo but I can't tell you that

Icyhot:You will tell me or I will tell Aizawa you illegally hack as a hobby

You:Damn why are people out to get me these days smh

Icyhot:Karma for all the people you hacked

You:Shush you cold cold bean

My friend made a deal with me and now I have to keep up with it to get what I want


Icyhot:What did you need so much you had to make a deal??

You:That will forever remain a mystery Shouto

Icyhot:Please stick with my last name

Im still not comfortable with it

You: okay :')

HOEE SHIT

Icyhot:?!

You:IM FUCKING TRIPPING THIS SHIT IS THE BEST

Icyhot:I swear to god if you somehow got your hands on drugs

I will fucking expose you to all of 1-A

You:A SWEARING TODOROKI APPEARED

SUCH HOTNESS

SUCH COLDNESS

SUCH LIFE

Icyhot:I am very concerned

Please don't actually become a crackhead

You:YOURE CONCERENED ABOUT MEE!!?

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY COLD EDGELORD BEAN LAST YEAR

I HAVE TO THANK MIDORIYA FOR THIS

Icyhot:Im coming over

You:HOE WAIT UP IM JUST EATING A SHIT TOB IF SUGAR RIGHT KNOW

BUT I DONT MIND THE COMPANY UWU

Icyhot:Are you serious right in front of my salad?

You:YOU USED YOUR FIRST MEME

GJGKHFKHFIHIDFIAMTHEGREATESTINFLUENCETOYOUUOKLBOBIBOVO

SO FUCKING PROUD

LOVE YOU BEAN

Icyhot: EW

You: :<

....♡?

Icyhot:Fine

You: :)

Icyhot:never AgaiN

You: :))))))


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