Based on a conversation between me and my friends on a discord chat. My idiotic ass is Sting btw.
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Sting [7:03 PM]
My cat tried to jump into my bubble bath
Goof
Minerva [7:03 PM]
haha
nice
Rogue [7:04 PM]
Let the cat take a bath
Sting [7:06 PM]
No
My bath
Sting [7:06]
#relaxin
Yukino [7:07 PM]
ohhh, there are candles and all!
Sting [7:07 PM]
Yup candles
fancu
Rufus [7:09 PM]
delightful, I enjoy candles
Sting [7:11 PM]
There's also an octopus candle
fabulous as fuck
Yukino [7:11 PM]
So extra
Sting [7:11 PM]
You know it ;D
Sting: [7:14 PM]
Ugh I'm holding the bubble bath between my knees, unscrewing the cap with my left hand and texting yall with the right
MULTI TASKING BITCHES
Sting [7:16 PM]
I swallowed soap! Pleh!
Orga [7:17 PM]
Hahaha
Minerva [7:18 PM]
Mmm soaaap xD
Sting [7:19 PM]
I wonder if I could burp bubbles?
Rogue [7:19 PM]
That's what you get for leaving your cat outside
Rufus [7:20 PM]
I bet that's not the snack you planned
Sting [7:20 PM]
if the cat was inside I would've drowned
Sting [7:22 PM]
I have discovered that I cannot burp bubbles
What a disappointment
Orga [7:23 PM]
Maybe you didn't have enough soap
Sting [7:24 PM]
Okay I'll just drink some more
Yukino [7:24 PM]
Don't drink soap!
Minerva [7:25 PM]
if sting dies I call guild master
Rogue [7:25 PM]
dw I have 911 on speed dial
Sting [7:26 PM]
Scientists need to have at least 3 test runs to be certain!!!
Orga [7:26 PM]
for science
Rufus [7:26 PM]
that's not advised
Sting [7:26 PM]
FOR SCIENCE
Yukino [7:28 PM]
He hasn't replied...
Orfus [7:29 PM]
Did sting just fucking die?
Minerva [7:29 PM]
choking on bubble bath what a way to go
Rufus [7:29 PM]
his legacy was short but bright
Minerva [7:30 PM]
so do I get to be guild master or...
Sting [7:31 PM]
I have thus deduced that I cannot in fact burp bubbles
Orga [7:31 PM]
HE LIVES
Minerva [7:31 PM]
dammit
Yukino [7:32 PM]
sorry sweets
Minerva [7:32 PM]
whatever
Sting [7:32 PM]
but I can throw up bubble bath
Minerva [7:33 PM]
ew
tmi
Yukino [7:34 PM]
Are... you okay Sting?
Do I need to get my sister to call cobra to come detox you?
Sting [7:35 PM]
I wouldn't mind getting "detoxed" by cobra
nudge nudge wink wink
Yukino [7:35 PM]
omg that's so bad xD
Rogue [7:35 PM]
I'm still here you know
Sting [7:36 PM]
Soap drinking is my legacy
Orga [7:37 PM]
I'm a total bad influence
I'm sorry
Rogue [7:38 PM]
this is actually in character for sting
never apologize
Sting [7:39 PM]
Parents used to get their kids to wash out their mouths with soap so this can't have too much of a negative consequence
I'm still kinda gagging and my mouth tastes weird but that's about it
Dobengal [7:41 PM]
You ate soap
?
Sting [7:42 PM]
More like drank
Dobengal [7:42 PM]
Why tho
Orga [7:43 PM]
I told him to drink more soap
Dobengal [7:43 PM]
ORGA
WHY
Orga [7:43 PM]
Because
SCIENCE
Dobengal [7:44 PM]
wow... WOW
Sting [7:45 PM]
I had the bubble bath in between my knees cuz I was texting y'all with my hands
then I kinda slipped and I swallowed some bubble bath
Dobengal [7:46 PM]
you guys are the weirdest people...
Orga [7:46 PM]
We wanted to know if he was able to burp bubbles
Dobengal [7:46 PM]
well could you?
Orga [7:47 PM]
Yukino told him not to do it
Yukino [7:48 PM]
I don't advise drinking soap
Dobengal [7:48 PM]
i don't think any sane person would lol
Sting [7:48 PM]
No I could not burp bubbles
Dobengal [7:49 PM]
a shame
Sting [7:49 PM]
But I can regurgitate bubble bath
Dobengal [7:50 PM]
sting why do you seem proud of that fact?
Orga [7:51 PM]
It was amazing
He is a scientist
Leave him alone
Minerva [7:52 PM]
wow the more you know
Sting [7:53 PM]
Leave me and my lavender bubble bath be!
Rufus [7:53 PM]
Something tells me you two should not be left alone together
Rogue [7:54 PM]
Does lavender taste any good?
Sting [7:54 PM]
No
Orga [7:55 PM]
Taste's like lavender
Probably
Sting [7:55 PM]
It tastes like fucking soap
Dobengal [7:56 PM]
lmao
Orga [7:56 PM]
Maybe it was the brand
He should have... control experiments
Dobengal [7:57 PM]
I won't say I haven't eaten soap, but got the people who haven't, what does soap even taste like
Minerva [7:58 PM]
what is soap like
Orga [7:58 PM]
Like soap
Duh
Sting [7:59 PM]
Idk how to describe
Orga [7:59 PM]
It is plastic
Rogue [8:00 PM]
Creamy?
Sting [8:00 PM]
It's like getting sunscreen or bug spray in your mouth
Orga [8:00 PM]
Kinda like licking a plastic
But fresher
Sting [8:01 PM]
That too
Orga have you done this before?
Orga [8:02 PM]
Not on purpose...
Minerva [8:03 PM]
HAHAHA
Dobengal [8:04 PM]
Spiders taste tangy
Yukino [8:05 PM]
spiders?
Sting [8:05 PM]
Wtf
Dobengal [8:05 PM]
Yes
Sting [8:06 PM]
Dobengal has eaten a spider but me drinking soap is a problem
OKAY
Dobengal [8:06 PM]
A spider?
You insult me
Yukino [8:06 PM]
I agree with that
Though people eat spiders
On some countries
Sting [8:07 PM]
Maybe in the country of Texas we drink soap
Minerva [8:07 PM]
me at this point listening to y'all *eats popcorn*
Dobengal [8:08 PM]
The spider was all natural
the soap might actually kill you
Orga [8:08 PM]
COUNTRY OF TEXAS
COUNTRY
Sting [8:08 PM]
It also tasted like when you get perfume in ur mouth
Rufus [8:09 PM]
Here down in the good ol country of Texas
Rogue [8:10 PM]
I don't eat perfume
Sting [8:11 PM]
I'm gonna try and brush my teeth
Let's see if that helps
Minerva [8:11PM]
But they're already clean
Yukino [8:11 PM]
I wouldn't even be surprised if texas considered itself a country anymore tbh
Orga [8:12PM]
The independent Republic of Texas must have its traditions
Dobengal [8:12 PM]
lol xD
Orga [8:12 PM]
and they should be respected
Sting [8:15 PM]
IT S SO MUCH WORSE
Yukino [8:15 PM]
STOP EATING IT THEN
Orga [8:16 PM]
HAHAHAHA
Sting [8:16 PM]
I'm not eating soap
it was toothpaste
Orga [8:16 PM]
Pfft
Sting [8:17 PM]
I REGRET
Dobengal [8:17 PM]
rip
Yukino [8:17 PM]
don't eat that either
Rogue [8:18 PM]
At least you finally brushed your teeth
Minerva [8:19 PM]
You got some regret baguettes?
Orga [8:19 PM]
sting try with orange juice
Rogue [8:20 PM]
That sounds worse
Yukino [8:21 PM]
it is worse
Don't do it
Just don't
Orga [8:21 PM]
It will be okay
Yukino [8:21 PM]
Don't make Sting eat anymore weird things
Cobra can only detox so much
Orga [8:22 PM]
sting, don't drink orange juice
Sting [8:24 PM]
I had ice cream
Minerva [8:25 PM]
nice
Sting [8:25 PM]
Then I spilled it on my crop top
Now I'm doing laundry
Minerva [8:26 PM]
what kind?
was it worth it?
Dobengal [8:26 PM]
ice cream is always worth it
unless its sherbert
Sting [8:26 PM]
What's wrong with sherbert?
Dobengal [8:27 PM]
I don't like it lol
my taste buds are weird and picky
Sting [8:27 PM]
Sherbert's not okay but spiders are fine apparently
Yukino [8:28 PM]
soap isn't good either
Sting [8:29 PM]
Quit judging me
Rogue [8:29 PM]
you ate fucking soap
of course we're judging you
Sting [8:29 PM]
MEAN
AND RUDE
Minerva [8:29 PM]
and true
Sting [8:30 PM]
yall are ganging up on me
I'm leaving
*sting has left chat*
Orga [8:32 PM]
he actually left lol
Yukino [8:33 PM]
I feel kinda bad
Rogue [8:33 PM]
don't be
sting's just an idiot
Minerva [8:34 PM]
we're so mean to him omg
Rogue [8:34 PM]
his own fault for eating bubble bath
Rufus [8:35 PM]
correction: he drank it
Rogue [8:36 PM]
whatever
I'm gonna go check on him to make sure he doesn't die or anything
peace ✌️
Yukino [8:37 PM]
bye
Rufus [8:37 PM]
farewell
Orga [8:38 PM]
don't choke heh
*Rogue has left chat*
Minerva [8:41 PM]
great now I'm bored
Orga [8:43 PM]
what you want someone else to almost die for your entertainment
Minerva [8:44 PM]
are you volunteering?
*Orga had left chat*
Yukino [8:45 PM]
pfft
Rufus [8:45 PM]
smart man
Minerva [8:46 PM]
coward
now who am I gonna mess with?
*Yukino and Rufus have left chat*
Minerva [8:47 PM]
ffs
I quit
*Minerva has left chat*
*Chat is now sad because it is empty and lonely*
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Probably won't be a sequel unless I do something this stupid again. Eating soap is a level of stupid that's hard to pass. Hope y'all enjoyed!