a little disclaimer for this imagine: it was originally a fanfic that I wanted to write but saw no future with so I've now turned the first three chapters into this... you're basically texting whatever boy you want... onto the messages
him you
Unknown: Got the phone
Unknown: I don't have you saved on my phone and this isn't my area code so I'm guessing you have the wrong number.
Unknown: Edwin?
Unknown: Nope
Unknown: Then who is this?
Unknown: I'm not telling. You could be some creep for all I know
Creep: I'm not a creep
Unknown: sure you're not
Creep: I'm not
Unknown: How do I know that? You are just some stranger who decided to bug an innocent grill
Creep: Grill?
Unknown: Yes grill
Unknown: Do you have a problem with me being a grill?
Creep: No not at all
Grill: Great, now I have to go do grill things, ttyl
Creep: So we're going to talk later? I thought I was a creep
Grill: You are, but you intrigue me
Creep: I AM NOT A CREEP
LATER
Grill: I'm bored
Creep: hi bored
Bored: OMFG do not make those types of dad jokes
Creep: I guess you could call me daddy😏
Bored: MY EYES
Bored: WHY
Bored: YOU ARE A CREEP
Creep: HHAHAHAHAAHAHA I'm sorry, I just had to
Bored: don't ever do that again
Creep: yes ma'am
Bored: ew don't call me ma'am either. it makes me sound old and shit
Creep: Okay then tell me your name and I can call you that
Bored: no
Creep: why not?
Bored: I thought we established the fact that I don't know who you are
Bored: remember the line 'don't talk to strangers'
Creep: but we're not strangers
Bored: *raises eyebrow* really? I don't even know your name
Creep: (boy's name)
Creep: my name is (boy's name)
Creepy (boy's name): Now tell me your name
Bored: nope
Bored: bye Creep
LATER
Creepy (boy's name): how old are you?
Bored: why?
Creepy (boy's name): cause I want to get to know you better
Bored: (your age)
Creepy (boy's name): Cool, I'm older
Bored: ?
Creepy (boy's name): (his age)
Creepy (boy's name): are you a boy or a girl? I'm assuming girl because of autocorrect, but I mean don't assume gender
Bored: two things
Bored: I thought we established that I'm a grill, not a boy or girl
Bored: and do NOT resurrect a dead meme okay?
Creepy (boy's name): C'mon why can't you just tell me you're a girl
Bored: Cause you're a creep
Creepy (boy's name): whatever, can I continue this whole '21 questions' thing or are you going to keep calling me a creep?
Bored: I WISH THERE WAS A SITUATION TO BE MAD AT OR A PERSON I COULD BLAME I'VE GOT A LOUD MOUTH, I'M PALE WITH A GHOST OBSESSION BUT BEHIND THE SCENES WITH HER I'M PLAYING 21 QUESTIONS
Creepy (boy's name): ?
Bored: It's 21 questions by Waterparks. Have you never heard of them before? (if you don't like or know who waterparks are, just ignore this part)
Creepy (boy's name): No
Bored: you nEED to check them out I love them soooooo much
Bored: sorry I'm such a fangirl
Creepy (boy's name): So you are a girl
Bored: AAAAAAAAAAAAhHHHHHHHHH
Bored: you caught me
Bored: but seriously check out Waterparks. They have some bops
Creepy (boy's name): okay bored
Bored: (your name)
Creepy (boy's name): ?
Bored: my name eh jeff
Creepy (boy's name): If I can't resurrect dead memes you can't either
Bored: fine
Bored: but my name is (your name)
Creepy (boy's name): Nice to meet you (your name)
(your name): Nice to meet you too creepy (boy's name)
Creepy (boy's name): you are never going to give up the creep thing are you?
(your name): nope