Three Idiots and a Ghost

By salkim03

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3 + 1 = 3 ... idiots and a ghost! Cooper Smith, the clueless one. Archer Lee, the awkward one. Skyler Rose, t... More

3I1G (3D1P #1) - Idiotic Introduction
When an idiot showered
When three idiots attacked
When a ghost said hi and received a f**k you
When a cat gave a piece of his mind and a ghost got a name
When a ghost fell asleep
When a ghost possessed an idiot
When an idiot danced
When an idiot got passionate about bananas
When a ghost said sorry and received a fart
When a ghost imagined a creepy idiot
When an idiot turned dumb
When a ghost snuck around and pissed off an idiot
When a ghost dreamed of an idiot
When two idiots were in class
When an idiot cried Ringu!
When someone never got a reply
When an idiot worried too much
When an idiot got violated
When an idiot and a ghost had a nice time
When an idiot kept himself busy in his room
When an idiot was utterly clueless and another idiot lost his manhood
When a ghost went undercover
When someone passed by
When an idiot went to a gay bar
When a ghost felt sorry
When a ghost finally learned something about herself
When an idiot failed again to remember a girl's name
When a ghost couldn't look in the mirror
When a ghost got two bad pictures and a passible one
When three idiots and a ghost celebrated
Miniseries: A Cat's Chagrin (Part 1 of 2)
When a ghost ran away
When an idiot didn't like someone
When three idiots got into character
When a ghost watched the news
When two idiots skipped class
When a ghost got a friend she could relate to
When a ghost couldn't do anything
When a ghost knew this was farewell
When an idiot couldn't be awkward
When a ghost didn't know
When an idiot's grandma came to visit
When a ghost went on a trip
When a ghost remembered
When a ghost found acceptance
When three idiots sort of kidnapped someone
When a ghost found forgiveness
When a ghost reached her last day
When three idiots and a ghost said goodbye
Miniseries: A Cat's Chagrin (Part 2 of 2)
When three idiots spent a day without a ghost
When three idiots, a ghost, and a cat got interviewed
When an idiot wrote a Pattwad story
3W1Z (3D1P #2) - Introduction (Because I've decided to move everything here)
Because breathing is pretty cool (Part 01)
Because breathing is pretty cool (Part 02)
Because breathing is pretty cool (Part 03)
Because there are no second chances in death (part 01)
Because there are no second chances in death (part 02)
Because there are no second chances in death (part 03)
Because you can let yourself be heard (Part 01)
Because you can let yourself be heard (Part 02)
Because you can let yourself be heard (Part 03)
Because you can better yourself (Part 01)
Because you can better yourself (Part 02)
Because you can better yourself (Part 03)
Because you will get to places (Part 01)
Because you will get to places (Part 02)
Because you will get to places (Part 03)
Because it opens you up to new things (Part 01)
Because it opens you up to new things (Part 02)
Because it opens you up to new things (Part 03)
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Because only live bodies feel warm (Part 01)
Because only live bodies feel warm (Part 02)
Because only live bodies feel warm (Part 03)
Because there's always another chance (Part 01)
Because there's always another chance (Part 02)
Because there's always another chance (Part 03)
Because ghosts don't have friends (Part 01)

When an idiot was possessed by evil spirits

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By salkim03

"Rags could go for some exorcise. She's all skin and bones! Ha! And another pun-point for Coops today." Cooper gave himself a high-five, which was essentially a clap over his head.

"You're not one to talk about weight, Coops," Skyler retorted, staring at his friend's own skinny frame. "And this isn't the time to be making jokes. Arch's grandma wants to get rid of Rags."

The grandmother wasted no time beginning a sacred chant in Korean. Rags immediately felt its effects. Her throat and chest constricted, making it hard to breathe. Her vision was blurring. She became overwhelmed by the fear of disappearing forever. "Guys—Do something!"

With no time to think, Archer lifted his grandma into his arms. "Grandma! Have you eaten breakfast yet? I don't think you have. Let's go get something to eat. Coops, get my wallet and keys from my room!"

Archer took his grandma out of the apartment and to a diner across the street. He learned she wouldn't be staying the night thankfully. His mom would come get her later that evening. He just needed to stall her until then. This meant he'd have to skip classes today as there was no way he'd let her stay alone at home with Rags. She was sure to perform some shaman exorcism on her as soon as she got the chance. Now Archer began to regret ever doubting his grandma's capabilities. She was the real deal after all.

"Junyoung, there is ghost in your apartment."

"I know, grandma."

"You know? Are you crazy? Why are you living with ghost?"

Archer took a deep breath, preparing himself for the out-of-ordinary conversation he was about to have. "I don't want you to exorcise that ghost. She's my friend."

"Friend?" his grandmother scoffed. "Ghosts and people cannot be friends."

"Yes, they can be. She is. She's helped me and my friends numerous times, and we're helping her too. She didn't know anything about herself when we first met her. We've been trying to help her get her memories back. I won't let you get rid of her after everything we've been through together."

Archer thought his grandma would become angrier by his response, but she loosened her tense expression. "A ghost and no memories. I see..."

"What do you mean?"

"That ghost is lost here. To have peace, she must remember."

"Are you saying she'll be able to peacefully move on if she gets her memories back?"

His grandmother nodded. Although Archer was happy to find out about this, he was also sad at the thought of Rags no longer being around. To be honest, he didn't completely want her to leave. That was, until his grandma stated, "But she doesn't have much time."

"There's a time limit?"

"Yes. If ghost stays here too long, it loses its chance to ever find peace. It then becomes evil spirit, like the ones that latch onto people and make them do bad things or turn homo."

Archer couldn't help getting offended by that last statement. "Grandma, I don't think that's how homosexuality works—"

"Of course, it is! Homos are unnatural things controlled by evil spirits. You must be very careful about them."

"Yeah, sure..." Archer had yet to come out to his grandma, and after this conversation, he was even more certain that he never would. But this talk wasn't about his sexual orientation. He asked, "So, do you know any way I can help this ghost remember her past before it's too late?"

To his relief, his grandma nodded. "I have friend who has what you need."

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