why me?//phan

By dilhowelter07

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"why me?" "because i hear you're amazing ;)" More

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Author's Note
SEQUEL?!

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Dan: Why couldn't we just order pizza again ???

Phil: bc rn I'm a slut for McDonald's

Dan: lmao okay

Phil: *does sass wars drop*

Dan: wtf ?!?!?!

Phil: ...

Phil: Do you wanna play twenty-one questions ???

Dan: Wow

Dan: From a sass wars drop to a game

Phil: yes or no

Dan: ye

Phil: Okay

Phil: Have you ever put on your mum's clothes, jewelry, and makeup before ???

Dan: lmao, I only wore a bit of makeup for a play when I was younger ...


Dan: why ??? have you ???

Phil: maybe ....

Dan: I NEED TO SEE THIS

Phil: No

Dan: did you post it on YouTube ???

Phil: ummmm noooooooo

Dan: lies

Phil: guilty as charged

Dan: is it still posted on YouTube ???

Phil: yes (-_-')

Dan: IMMA LOOK IT UP RN

Phil: NO!!!!

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Double update bc I just told one of my best frens that I'm vvv depressed and suicidal and he said he doesn't care :)))))))

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