IG// Smosh groupchat (bitch)

By KIBUMPUSSY

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It's literally just a dumb smosh gc... Honestly I just made this story for fun and because I want another smo... More

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co_mill: HI DUMB WHORES OLIVIA HAS HER PHONE TURNED OFF AND IS HELPING A FRESHMAN

lilisis: wow queen of directions

co_mill: ITS IMPORTANT CUZ LOOK


co_mill: this UGLY whore is in my 1st period

leakydraws: BITCH!!! WTF!!

shayneisbald: surprising olivia YAS

damienhaas: WE HAVE LIV AND COURTTTT OMGGGG
Bye why do you look like a middle aged man

atomicmari: that means iM THERE TOO

wesisamess: PURRID

lilisis: Wes you sound like a 90 year old trying to be cool

atomicmari: he's actually a 90 year old woman

wesisamess: babe pLEASE

atomicmari: 😘🤞🏼

wesisamess: You have betrayed me my love

Time skip brought to you by me not knowing what to do!!

co_mill: y'all liv liv came back and IMMEDIATELY spotted Shayne

co_mill: bITCH RAN AND STARTED HUGGING HIM

oliviasui: YEA THAT LOSER DIDNT HUG ME BACK

co_mill: YEA BUT HE COULDNT HOLD BACK HIS SMILE AWWWWW
Liv ur so cute please date me PLEWSE PLEASE PLE-

shayneisbald: but then we started bullying eachother

Shayneisbald: she's aCTUALLY insane like actually

leakydraws: ok and

damienhaas: liv he's too powerful already DONT GIVE HIM MORE POWER

shayneisbald: TOO LATE BITCH

lilisis: I'll cry

Lilisis: awwww...straight people so cute

leakydraws: You literally told me you hated them

leakydraws: i dont recall.
Im dead like actually dead a dead person cannot speak

Lilisis: can confirm

bigbossboze: he's just meditating gays

Damienhaas: Hi boats!!! how r you??

bigbossboze: hi Dami!!! I'm good!

damienhaas: ShehwahdhahdimfINE

shayneisbald: you're such a lOSER

damienhaas: shut up u WHORE

bigbossboze: I hate you two actually

shayne: I hate myself too bae

oliviasui: l  E A V E

wesisamess: andddd here we have liv telling  Shayne what we all want him to do

Wesisamess: and that concludes our tour! Have a nice day!!!

Time skip brought to you by Damien's gross beard

bigbossboze: LUNCHHSHSHSBFSBD

leakydraws: sorry she's malfunctioning

bigbossboze: SHUT UP AND TELL FLITZ AND JOVEN TO WAIT FOR ME MY TINY LEGS ARENT FUNCTIONING PROPERLY

atomicmari: I wanna see ur tiny legs in person :(

bigbossboze: I wanna see ur cute face in person :(

Wesisamess: omg stop flirting

bigbossboze: no u old woman I'm taking ur gf

wesisamess: OKAY.

akydraws: HA

shayneisbald: SKREJKWJRJWJF

shayneisbald: TARGET SPOTTED AND CURRENTLY MOVING

damienhaas: r u ok

shayneisbald: yes :)))))))))) Damien let's go for a walk teehhee

Damienhaas: ermmmm..

bigbossboze: boobs

oliviasui: true

damienhaas: if I don't make it back just know SHAYNE MURDERED ME

Shayneisbald: shhh just trust me and walk heehhehehrhr

oliviasui: Shayne and Dami left us I feel like shayne is either planning on murdering him or planning on murdering him
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shayneisbald: MISSION: ACCOMPLISHED

atomicmari: excuse me sir

co_mill: DID U MURDER DAMIEN????

shayneisbald: you'll see what I mean in
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bigbossboze: HI IM CURRENTLY HUGGING DAMIEN AND TEXTING

lilisis: OMGJDJSHDJSBFHSBS CAN CONFIRM MY HEART IS SO HAPPY

leakydraws: MY HEART HURTS

leakydraws: its been 5 minutes

leakydraws: flitz is wondering why boze has been hugging a random white man for 5 minutes straight

lilisis: LET IT HAPPEN

atomicmari: OMGJEJDHWJDHAJDHEHF

oliviasui: GET OVER HERE RN

co_mill: OUR WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

leakydraws: OK THEY FINALLY STOPPED WE'RE GOING

damienhaas: 😭😭😭

damienhaas: SHES LIKE A BELT??????? Short slay

co_mill:😭😭

wesisamess: I'm Scared

Lilisis: as u should be

bigbossboze: yeah i'm killing you damien

bigbossboze: anyways TEARS  TEARS

Lilisis: TEARS

Lilisis: IN MY EYES

shayneisbald: why am i literally amazing

shayneisbald: I really did do that

oliviasui: erm...

damienhaas: -__-❤️

Ew I was supposed to publish this shit weeks ago slay

UPDATE: REST IN PIECE TO THIS NEVER LOOKING AT IT AGAIN

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