HeLen wuz a littel grill hoo leik 2 sell shit on teh scewl pley groond. oNE Dey, Ken Boi think "o shit she b SmExY.
So He AskS heR "Oi CoMe 2 mEh HuSe ToNiTe"
"Would you like to buy a Car-by plush? we have a ultra rare flame thrower edition!" rEplied HeLlEn.
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AfTer ScHeWl hElLeN wEnT 2 KeN bOi HoUsE
"HeLl TheRe SoMthIN i Ned 2 teL u" SaYs ThE pErV.
"nUt So FaST" SayS a PeOplE.
GASP! IT B DA PRINCES KEN!
"I LuVEs HeR fIsRt" SiaD dA pRiNcEsS
"i LuVeS hER mOaR" SaY aNoThER peePol.
GASP TIMS 2! IT BE DA BATMAN RIPOFF!
"shEs MiNE!" SayS lE mYsTerI bOi.
"GASP! I FITE U!" SAYD LE kEn.
AnD sU dEy FiTe.
Um KeNy I tHiNK wAs HiGH sINcE he BE pRiNcEsS aNd MyStERi BoI.
"What the fuck is even going on here anymore?" sAyS hElLEn.
HeLeN LeAFt An BuRN d A hUse DoWN. She aCcidental CoMIts a dIE.
"oh shi-*DED*"
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Da VeR nExd DeY, Ken NuT B iN scHEwl. He B a DEpres Boi.
he Be RoLlIN doWN tHE sTrEet ThInKIng A boUt hER.
"Y diD shE dEd?" sAys Ken.
SUdEely He HeEr A vOIce. OWO WHATS DIS?
"Buy my stuff" saYs L e VoiCE
GaSP! IT BE hElL GrIL!
shE b A spOOPY gHoS.
"OMGAH HELl IN! u Be A spOOps!" SayS ken Ken.
"would you like some chinpokomon cards?" HeLlEN rEpLiEd.
"OMGha HeLL I Ned 2 tEllS u SOmethin" sAYS bLoNd Boi
"I LUVES U. waNt 2 dEAyt MeH?"
"Would you like to buy this limited edition red plumber with a knife plushy?" ShE rEplIEd.
AnD so dEy KiSs
"bOoM wAssUp mOtHer FuCKerZ! i Be DAeytIN kAhl NOa!" Says fatass.
"please kill me." sAYS kYel.
"bOoM cReEK iS in Da HouSE" SaYS mIddLE fINgeR ANd tWItcHY.
StAn i S foReVer AloNE bEcause He SUx AnD WeNdZ iS a BeTCH. FuK u STeN. FuK U WeNdZ.
aNS Su DeY all Ded.
tHe EnD
"seriously, is anyone gonna buy something?"
oh yeah, did i mention this was a CrackFic?