Should I be offended that he's holding a fidget spinner?
Brendon: HEEEEEY GURRL WHAT'S UP? WANNA GET OUR NAILZ DONE? *Smacks gum in mouth*
This is what we look like when we wake up
HAHAHAHA NO ITS NOT SATAN BOY IS FANCIER THEN YOU
*Judges your milk taste*
When the dentist holds you down so you won't become Satan and run away from the dentist
His tongue looks like a cows tongue
BRENDON YOU'RE SO LAZY
Dashing man Satan
AHHHHH STAWP HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD KILL ME WITH HIS LOOKS
But he is so.....
Damn Hawaiian satan Daddy
Brendon wants you to join the forehead cult
Me rethinking my whole life and saying to myself
"Why am I here?"
When he sees Ryan now
*Runs towards Ryan as Ryan runs back to Brendon*
*Brendon Sikes Ryan and runs towards Ryan's doggo*
Brendon: who's a good boy huh? *In doggy baby voice*
IM SCARED
ALEXA THIS IS SCARY PLAY DORA PORN NOISES ON REPEAT
When you notice you in one of your frens pic but you in the background and look like that
How I drink in front of Bois
Brendon: so yeah I'm turning in into Satan today
Brendon...
There's dry milk on your head Brendon: OH SHIT SORRY I FORGOT TO SHOWER LAST NIGHT
This is what appears to me in sleep paralysis
This appears to me when I'm IN MY 64 JACKING THE BITCH SLAPPING THE HOES