~ Valentina / Hunter ~
"Ya know Josh is pretty cute."
"Nah you'll change your mind when you see me."
"Yeah right. He looks like a freakin' Abercrombie model."
"No he doesn't! He looks like a cow who had face planted on the ground and then got run over my a tractor."
"Woah..."
"I know right... Ohhh look I see a green jellybean on the sand!"
"NO! DUMBO YOU BETTER NOT TOUCH IT!"
"Too late I have touched the green jellybean."
"IDIOT IT'S BIRD POOP!"
"HOW WOULD YOU KNOW HUH?!"
"Why on earth will there be a random green jellybean in the sand?! Huh? Huh?!"
".....you were right."
"I'm always right. In fact you can call me Master Right."
"Kinky...I like.."
"Ew no. You sound like a pedophile when you say it that way. God, now I'm getting goosebumps. Stop laughing you nincompoop!"
"Now I know one of the many ways to creep you out. HA!"
"You're such a dumb jellybean. By the way, thanks for the smoothie. How did you know I'll like strawberry and banana?"
"Anytime. Eh, it was just a lucky guess but who won't like my smoothies. Everyone loves my smoothies."
"That sounds so wrong..."
"Smacks! Bad Tater Tot! Bad!"
"Ouchie... pouts."
"Stop."
"No. Eyes begin to water. Sniffs."
"No. I will not apologize."
"A lone tear slips down..."
"Ugh, fine! Takes back the smack and sends a virtual kiss on the boo boo."
"Thankies!"
"We're so weird."
"Weird is awesome. Being normal is overrated and basic."
"Woah.. that was so deep..."
"You're not helping again."
"STOP THINKING WRONG, WOMAN!"
"I'M TRYING NOT TO BUT YOU'RE NOT HELPING."
"TRY HARDER!"
"NO!"
"WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?!"
"I DON'T KNOW YOU STARTED IT!"
"Okay lets stop."
"Weirdo."
"We can be weirdos together."
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Hello everyone! How's school? I'm mentally exhausted and want to faceplate in my bed and sleep for eternity. That sounds nice.