jimin
okay since we're finally friends, can i ask you something?
taehyung
since when did we become friends
jimin
do you let just anyone sleep in your room?
jimin
damn tae i didn't know you were that kind of dude
taehyung
well fuck
taehyung
i guess we are friends after all
jimin
you won't regret it
taehyung
i actually already do
taehyung
do you know how loud you fucking snore
jimin
no 'cause i don't listen to myself sleep
taehyung
has no one ever told you that?
jimin
i've only ever slept right next to my mom and that was more than a decade ago
taehyung
you never had a boyfriend/girlfriend?
jimin
nope
taehyung
you've never at least done sleepovers?
jimin
nope, i'm just like you
taehyung
excuse me but i have already slept with someone
jimin
slept slept or just slept?
taehyung
i'm still a virgin
taehyung
it was just a sleepover
jimin
damn
jimin
most people won't admit to being a virgin
taehyung
well i'm not like most people
taehyung
what were you gonna ask?
jimin
oh about that