translated by Chaleuria
助理食用指南
The Complete Guide to the Use and Care of a Personal Assistant
Author: Why Radiance
Raws: http://huayu.baidu.com/book/359124.html
原著作者为纵横中文网【何必灿烂】"助理食用指南"
Synopsis:
A no-name writer becomes the personal assistant to a famous web novelist, and moves in with him amidst much bickering. He freeloads off the successful novelist, eats the novelist's food, lives in the novelist's house, and, eventually, even sleeps in the novelist's bed.
A certain no-name writer (flipping a table): "It was totally that bastard who forced me to—Mmph! Mmph! Mmph! Oi, Su Yuyang, why're you covering my mouth?"
The successful novelist (whispering into the no-name writer's ear): "Xiao Miao, I'm hungry."
Enjoy the simple pleasures of the everyday with an oddball novelist and his dumb cat.
some of chapter 1 to read all go to the link^^
"Damn."
The moment the door opened, a sigh sounded over Ji Linxi's head. He placed his laptop on the bed and laughed, "Dumb cat, didn't find a job again?"
"Oi, how many times do I have to tell you not to call me dumb cat?!" Ling Miao slapped the table and complained, "I'm actually very smart! But you all keep calling me dumb cat all the time, so even if I was smart at first, I've become stupid now."
Ji Linxi raised his eyes to look at Ling Miao's melancholy expression, and two words coldly slipped from his lips: "Dumb cat."
"Get outta here!" Struck by a sudden impulse, Ling Miao grabbed a cup off the table and threw it at Ji Linxi. Ji Linxi moved his head to the side and heard a 'thunk'—the cup had slammed into the ground behind him.
"So much anger. Did a relative come by or something?" Ji Linxi looked thoughtful.
Ling Miao glanced around. Damn, there's nothing else I can throw in reach. Ji Linxi placed his folded hands on his chest and quietly waited to see what Ling Miao would do next. Ling Miao slammed his hands down onto his laptop's keyboard and said indignantly, "This company was about to hire me! But then some woman, who isn't even as qualified as I am, came in and the recruiting person suddenly said, 'Sorry'."
As if a dam had burst, words poured out of Ling Miao as he told Ji Linxi what had happened at the job fair. The wrinkles in Ji Linxi's forehead grew deeper and deeper. Eventually, Ling Miao flipped the bird at the ceiling and said, "That stupid pig! It was like I wasn't even there. When he saw her, his drool almost fell to the ground. She wasn't even that beautiful, and the layer of makeup on her face could flatten a decent-sized crowd. And that nauseating, cheap perfume that she wore. She's not as qualified or as skilled as I am—her work isn't even as good as my first drafts! She just has better fortune in her career than I do! What's so good about that?! If it's curves, I have them, too!"
When Ling Miao finished ranting, Ji Linxi surreptitiously pulled at Ling Miao's shirt and used it to wipe his face. Then he said disgustedly, "Ling Miao, when you talk, can you not spray people with your spit?"
"Heh heh, I got upset." Ling Miao smiled in apology and handed him a tissue.
"So, in conclusion, you didn't find a job?"
Ling Miao nodded, then he suddenly looked at Ji Linxi with a heated gaze. Ji Linxi saw that familiar look and calmly said, "Don't look at me with that nauseating expression."
Ling Miao knew what Ji Linxi meant. He placed both hands against the wall and laid his head against them, then sighed. "Linxi, you've got really good luck. Even when you went to interviews, you had good luck with women—no, good luck with men! Regardless. Do you think you have a chance with that department manager of yours?"
ok that is just half of chapter 1 go to link to read it all^^
link-https://chaleuria.com/complete-guide-personal-assistant/