I wish it was Christmas so much— ALSO this can be taken as platonic or romantic lol enjoy my memeness. This is mostly a shitpost but I like it soooooo yeah 🖤 will do a halloween fic maybe soon hopefully probably.
Fic title: Happy Holidays!
Y/N's POV
Kokichi started this whole fiasco by putting on the radio. "I~ Don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I need!" He sung along to the music.
I slid across the hardwood floor in my socks. "I don't care about the presents."
Kiibo joined me. "Underneath the Christmas tree."
Kokichi came in last, though of course he had to be extra and spin around. "I just want you for my own."
Kiibo struck a random pose. "More than you could ever know."
I jumped up in the air and twirled around before standing in the centre of the two boys. "Make my wish come truuuuueeee..."
We all sung in unison, Kokichi being even more extra by taking my hands and spinning around. "All I want for Christmas... is—"
"—SHIT!"
Kokichi fell over and smacked his head on the edge of a table as he tumbled to the ground in a heap of tears. Of course me and Kiibo were laughing, even Kokichi was laughing with a red face from the floor, until we noticed the pool of pink blood around his head.
"Well this is a fantastic Christmas Eve." Kiibo commented sarcastically, helping Kokichi up as we went to go and clean his head.
"It's chill guys. It's cool. Sure, it's not an ice way to spend Christmas Eve, but..." Kokichi's admittedly brilliant puns were cut off as he passed out in my hands, and I felt panic consume me.
"I don't think he's dead." Was all I could muster.
However, this hardly calmed Kiibo. He picked Kokichi up bridal style and started trotting down the street at rapid speed to go to the hospital.
I followed behind him, slightly worried for Kokichi's wellbeing.
"Stupid memelord. One spin and suddenly you're half dead in the arms of your gay Roomba boyfriend."
Kokichi's POV
One minute I'm dancing to the best Christmas song on Earth and the next minute I'm walking out of the hospital with a bandage around my head.
Seemed like an average day of I, Kokichi Oma, the SHSL Supreme Leader.
Kiibo told me to rest up for the rest of the afternoon, despite the fact that I still had to shop for Y/N and Kiibo's present. I know, I know, guilty as charged.
I eventually found some things on Amazon for next day delivery, so I certainly dodged a bullet there.
Then, I came up with an idea.
Kiibo's POV
I woke up on Christmas day to Kokichi dangling at the top of the Christmas tree.
"Oma! Get down from there!"
Y/N must have heard the commotion and simply frowned. "Really Kokichi?"
The radio was on, and much to my disappointment it was not playing 'Rocking Around The Christmas Tree'.
It was playing 'All I Want For Christmas Is You'.
"Make my wish come true!" Kokichi practically screamed. "All I want for Christmas... is youuuuu~"
The second he finished the lyric he lost his grip and fell off.
"Damn it!" We all screamed in unison.
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