ODD SQUAD GROUP CHATS

By Jiuen6194

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Exactly what the title says. Texting and such. Maybe some horribly written scenes if the plot calls for it. ... More

Meet The Characters
Olympia needs help...
Tickets and Band Merch
Favourite T-Shirts
Movie Night
Movie Night (Part 2)
A/N
THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN PUMPKINS SCREAM IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT
Blow it up - (Toddis Texting Shot)
A/N
Lost Without You - (Otive Texting Shot)
For Science - (Oscprah Texting Shot)
A/N
This is why we can't have nice things (aka. drunk texting)
Draw the (odd) Squad
A/N
Todd needs to stop
Mad
Trouble in Paradise
I N N U E N D O S
Battle of the Memes (Part I)
Swear Chart
Olymna
Battle of the Memes (Part II) + Important A/N

If you're going to piss off the love of your life, you might as well do it right

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Gay_Alien invited Gadget_LadyPanda_Bear,  The_Boss and π = 3.14159265359,  to 'Sup biatches

Panda_ Bear: um, Otis?

π = 3.14159265359: whoa, Otis you never swear

Gay_Alian changed their name to Hot_Stuff

Gadget_Lady: I beg to differ

Hot_Stuff: Excuse me, but we can all agree that I'm the hot one here

Hot_Stuff: With the exception of todd, of course

Panda_Bear: Otis are you okay?

π = 3.14159265359: are you drunk?

The_Boss: Todd, get off of Otis' phone

Hot_Stuff: nu

Hot_Stuff: hey look

Hot_Stuff uploaded cringymeme.jpg

Gadget_Lady: what is wrong with you?

Hot_Stuff:

Gadget_Lady: todd?

π = 3.14159265359: did he leave?

Hot_Stuff changed their name to Gay_Alian

Gay_Alian: hey guys I'm back

Gay_Alian: why was my name changed to 'hot stuff?

Gay_Alien: and why does it say I uploaded a cringy meme, bought the new gardening set xxx, and started a chat?

Panda_Bear: long version or short 

Gay_Alian: short

Panda_Bear: one word: todd

The_Boss: wow that was actually short

π = 3.14159265359: todd is a name, not a word

Gay_Alien:

The_Boss: otis?

Gay_Alien:

Gay_Alien: I have a boyfriend to kill

Gay_Alien has left this conversation

Gadget_Lady: well this should be interesting

π = 3.1415926535: i feel like someone should go help todd 

π = 3.1415926535: i don't know if i should be rooting for todd's life or otis' revenge 

Gadget_Lady: both!!!

Panda_Bear: how does that even work

Gadget_Lady: I honestly don't even know myself

The_Boss: hold on. this sort of situation deserves an audience

The_Boss added OliveOil, OttoT, Sherman, Mexican_Whale_Snake, #Orenisthebest, POTATOES, and PANS to this conversation

OliveOil: What's going on?

PANS: waht am I diong hree

The_Boss: wait for it

OttoT: I AM THE ONE THING IN LIFE I CAN CONTTROOOLLL

π = 3.1415926535: erm...

OttoT: I AM INIMITABLE I AM AN ORRIGINAAALLLLLL  

 #Orenisthebest: shut up, otto

Sherman: what are we waiting for?

Mexican_Whale_Snake: A jar of peanutbutter, basking in the great lagoon 

Panda_Bear: huh?

The_Boss: obfusco's right. be patient

Sherman: how long do we have to wait? my dinosaurs are hungry

The_Boss: any minute now...

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit has joined this converstion

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: GUYS HELP ME IM RUNNING BUT HES CATCHING UP ASDFHLKLDKJS

#Orenisthebest: ???

POTATOES: AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gadget_Lady: how are you running and texting at the same time?

OliveOil: what did you do now todd, and who are you running from

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: oh hey scribbles! i'm kinda occupied at the moment, but i'm sure olympia can fill you i-

OliveOil: Todd?

π = 3.1415926535: oh. Otis must have caught him

PANS: waht is giong on?

Gadget_Lady: Unimportant 

OttoT: THERES A MILLION THINGS I HAVEN'T DONE BUT JUST YOU WAAAAIIIIIIIIIITTT

#Orenisthebest: Olive tell your boyfriend to stfu

OliveOil: why don't you, oren?

  #Orenisthebest (blushing furiously): I'm not your boyfriend 

  OliveOil: no, I meant that you should shut up instead of otto

  #Orenisthebest has left this conversation

OliveOil: wow he actually listened

Panda_Bear: so basically, Todd stole Otis' phone, and Otis got mad, and now Todd is on the run

OliveOil: sooo the usual

The_Boss: pretty much

Mexican_Whale_Snake: A professor eating in the hockey rink with the president is like flip flops and blue cheese

Mexican_Whale_Snake has left this conversation

OBFUSCO

Panda_Bear: how does he do that...?

Gay_Alien: has joined this conversation

Gay_Alian: so, I found him hiding in a dark ally

Gadget_Lady: ...and?

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: lets just say that there are a variety of ways for Otis' boyfriend to calm him down

π = 3.1415926535: TMITMITMITMITMI  

Gay_Alian: stfu, Todd Im still mad at you.

POTATOES: POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES

POTATOES has left this conversation

The_Boss: does ANYONE know what Olaf just said?

OliveOIl: something about the situation here being to intense and the atmosphere in potato land

PANS: hey guys i fuond the slotouin to our pobrelm 

PANS: we clal smenone to fix the blbube gum minhcae

Panda_Bear: what are you even talking about?

PANS: I dno't eevn konw aynorme

PANS: i'm giong too clal smenone to fix the blbube gum minhcae

PANS has left this conversation

Sherman: my dinosaurs are hungry

π = 3.1415926535: which ones? the toy ones, or the real-life ones in the basement?

π = 3.1415926535: 'cause if its the one's in the basement, we're all gonna die

Sherman: the ones in the basement

The_Boss: WHAT

OttoT: BUT THERES A SOUNDCHECK CONCERT TONIGHT

OliveOIl: wasn't there one last night...?

OttoT: THERES A CONCERT EVERY NIGHT

OttoT: aside from tuesdays, but THAT'S NOT THE POINT

Gay_Alian: then what is the point...?

OttoT: OLIVE, WE HAVE TO GO NOOOWWWW

OttoT: NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW

OttoT: except the engagement ring for you that I hid in my sock drawer, NOTHING ELSE IS MORE IMPORTANT

OttoT has left this conversation

OliveOil: you hid WHAT in your sock drawer?!

OliveOil has left this conversation

Gay_Alian: Olympia, stop writing Otive fanfiction

Panda_Bear: I wasn't!

Panda_Bear: Okay

Panda_Bear: fine I was... happy?

The_Boss: NO, I'M NOT HAPPY. OSCAR, OONA - GO SECURE THE DOORS. WE. ARE. NOT. GOING. TO. DIE.

The_Boss: I DID NOT LIVE THIS LONG TO BE EATEN BY A DINOSAUR

π = 3.1415926535: right'o Ms o

The_Boss: AND STOP CALLING ME MS O

π = 3.1415926535: sorry

π = 3.1415926535 has left this conversation

Gadget_Lady: I should go help him

Panda_Bear: stay safe. love you, oo

Gadget_Lady:  awwww I love you to, 'lympia

The_Boss:  I hate to break up this moment, but WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GO!

Gadget_Lady: sorry boss

Gadget_Lady has left this conversation

Sherman: why is everyone freaking out? the dino's aren't going to eat us

Panda_Bear: aren't they, like, hungry, all eating, 40ft tall dinos living in the hq basement?

Sherman: um, no? they're 5 inches!

The_Boss: what?

Gay_Alian: Orchid, did you put you're toy dinos in the basement?

Sherman: duh, Mr. Too-cool-for-school!

Gay_Alian: I NEVER SAID I WAS TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL!!??

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: AND MY LAST NAME IS KILIMNIK, NOT 'TOO-COOL-FOR-SCHOOL'

Gay_Alian: 

The_Boss:

Panda_Bear:

Sherman:

Tomatoes_are_a_fruit has left this conversation

The_Boss: Olympia, go call everyone and tell them its a false alarm

Panda_Bear: sure thing, ms o

Panda_Bear has left this conversation

Gay_Alian: I should go... talk to todd...

The_Boss:  good luck

Gay_Alian:  thanks ms o

Gay_Alian has left this conversation  

Sherman: well, I should go feed the wild hippos in the attic

The_Boss: the real ones, or your toy ones?

Sherman has left this conversation 

The_Boss: orchid?

The_Boss: ORCHID!

The_Boss has left this conversation

A/N: Wow, this was a long chapter. Next week's update may be a bit late, because I have anther case of writers block. Sorry. I trust that you guys were able to tell who the other charcters in this story were, without me having to give names. Btw, the meme sent by Todd is not meant to be of offense in any way, and I apologize if any of you were offended. I'm going to sleep now. *rolls out window Loki-style as Famous Last Wo plays mysteriously in the background* Byeeeee! Please remember to vote/comment/follow! Thank youuuu!!!

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