Gay_Alien invited Gadget_Lady, Panda_Bear, The_Boss and π = 3.14159265359, to 'Sup biatches
Panda_ Bear: um, Otis?
π = 3.14159265359: whoa, Otis you never swear
Gay_Alian changed their name to Hot_Stuff
Gadget_Lady: I beg to differ
Hot_Stuff: Excuse me, but we can all agree that I'm the hot one here
Hot_Stuff: With the exception of todd, of course
Panda_Bear: Otis are you okay?
π = 3.14159265359: are you drunk?
The_Boss: Todd, get off of Otis' phone
Hot_Stuff: nu
Hot_Stuff: hey look
Hot_Stuff uploaded cringymeme.jpg
Gadget_Lady: what is wrong with you?
Hot_Stuff:
Gadget_Lady: todd?
π = 3.14159265359: did he leave?
Hot_Stuff changed their name to Gay_Alian
Gay_Alian: hey guys I'm back
Gay_Alian: why was my name changed to 'hot stuff?
Gay_Alien: and why does it say I uploaded a cringy meme, bought the new gardening set xxx, and started a chat?
Panda_Bear: long version or short
Gay_Alian: short
Panda_Bear: one word: todd
The_Boss: wow that was actually short
π = 3.14159265359: todd is a name, not a word
Gay_Alien:
The_Boss: otis?
Gay_Alien:
Gay_Alien: I have a boyfriend to kill
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Gadget_Lady: well this should be interesting
π = 3.1415926535: i feel like someone should go help todd
π = 3.1415926535: i don't know if i should be rooting for todd's life or otis' revenge
Gadget_Lady: both!!!
Panda_Bear: how does that even work
Gadget_Lady: I honestly don't even know myself
The_Boss: hold on. this sort of situation deserves an audience
The_Boss added OliveOil, OttoT, Sherman, Mexican_Whale_Snake, #Orenisthebest, POTATOES, and PANS to this conversation
OliveOil: What's going on?
PANS: waht am I diong hree
The_Boss: wait for it
OttoT: I AM THE ONE THING IN LIFE I CAN CONTTROOOLLL
π = 3.1415926535: erm...
OttoT: I AM INIMITABLE I AM AN ORRIGINAAALLLLLL
#Orenisthebest: shut up, otto
Sherman: what are we waiting for?
Mexican_Whale_Snake: A jar of peanutbutter, basking in the great lagoon
Panda_Bear: huh?
The_Boss: obfusco's right. be patient
Sherman: how long do we have to wait? my dinosaurs are hungry
The_Boss: any minute now...
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Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: GUYS HELP ME IM RUNNING BUT HES CATCHING UP ASDFHLKLDKJS
#Orenisthebest: ???
POTATOES: AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gadget_Lady: how are you running and texting at the same time?
OliveOil: what did you do now todd, and who are you running from
Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: oh hey scribbles! i'm kinda occupied at the moment, but i'm sure olympia can fill you i-
OliveOil: Todd?
π = 3.1415926535: oh. Otis must have caught him
PANS: waht is giong on?
Gadget_Lady: Unimportant
OttoT: THERES A MILLION THINGS I HAVEN'T DONE BUT JUST YOU WAAAAIIIIIIIIIITTT
#Orenisthebest: Olive tell your boyfriend to stfu
OliveOil: why don't you, oren?
#Orenisthebest (blushing furiously): I'm not your boyfriend
OliveOil: no, I meant that you should shut up instead of otto
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OliveOil: wow he actually listened
Panda_Bear: so basically, Todd stole Otis' phone, and Otis got mad, and now Todd is on the run
OliveOil: sooo the usual
The_Boss: pretty much
Mexican_Whale_Snake: A professor eating in the hockey rink with the president is like flip flops and blue cheese
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OBFUSCO
Panda_Bear: how does he do that...?
Gay_Alien: has joined this conversation
Gay_Alian: so, I found him hiding in a dark ally
Gadget_Lady: ...and?
Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: lets just say that there are a variety of ways for Otis' boyfriend to calm him down
π = 3.1415926535: TMITMITMITMITMI
Gay_Alian: stfu, Todd Im still mad at you.
POTATOES: POTATOES POTATOES POTATOES
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The_Boss: does ANYONE know what Olaf just said?
OliveOIl: something about the situation here being to intense and the atmosphere in potato land
PANS: hey guys i fuond the slotouin to our pobrelm
PANS: we clal smenone to fix the blbube gum minhcae
Panda_Bear: what are you even talking about?
PANS: I dno't eevn konw aynorme
PANS: i'm giong too clal smenone to fix the blbube gum minhcae
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Sherman: my dinosaurs are hungry
π = 3.1415926535: which ones? the toy ones, or the real-life ones in the basement?
π = 3.1415926535: 'cause if its the one's in the basement, we're all gonna die
Sherman: the ones in the basement
The_Boss: WHAT
OttoT: BUT THERES A SOUNDCHECK CONCERT TONIGHT
OliveOIl: wasn't there one last night...?
OttoT: THERES A CONCERT EVERY NIGHT
OttoT: aside from tuesdays, but THAT'S NOT THE POINT
Gay_Alian: then what is the point...?
OttoT: OLIVE, WE HAVE TO GO NOOOWWWW
OttoT: NOTHING IS MORE IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW
OttoT: except the engagement ring for you that I hid in my sock drawer, NOTHING ELSE IS MORE IMPORTANT
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OliveOil: you hid WHAT in your sock drawer?!
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Gay_Alian: Olympia, stop writing Otive fanfiction
Panda_Bear: I wasn't!
Panda_Bear: Okay
Panda_Bear: fine I was... happy?
The_Boss: NO, I'M NOT HAPPY. OSCAR, OONA - GO SECURE THE DOORS. WE. ARE. NOT. GOING. TO. DIE.
The_Boss: I DID NOT LIVE THIS LONG TO BE EATEN BY A DINOSAUR
π = 3.1415926535: right'o Ms o
The_Boss: AND STOP CALLING ME MS O
π = 3.1415926535: sorry
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Gadget_Lady: I should go help him
Panda_Bear: stay safe. love you, oo
Gadget_Lady: awwww I love you to, 'lympia
The_Boss: I hate to break up this moment, but WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GO!
Gadget_Lady: sorry boss
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Sherman: why is everyone freaking out? the dino's aren't going to eat us
Panda_Bear: aren't they, like, hungry, all eating, 40ft tall dinos living in the hq basement?
Sherman: um, no? they're 5 inches!
The_Boss: what?
Gay_Alian: Orchid, did you put you're toy dinos in the basement?
Sherman: duh, Mr. Too-cool-for-school!
Gay_Alian: I NEVER SAID I WAS TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL!!??
Tomatoes_are_a_fruit: AND MY LAST NAME IS KILIMNIK, NOT 'TOO-COOL-FOR-SCHOOL'
Gay_Alian:
The_Boss:
Panda_Bear:
Sherman:
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The_Boss: Olympia, go call everyone and tell them its a false alarm
Panda_Bear: sure thing, ms o
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Gay_Alian: I should go... talk to todd...
The_Boss: good luck
Gay_Alian: thanks ms o
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Sherman: well, I should go feed the wild hippos in the attic
The_Boss: the real ones, or your toy ones?
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The_Boss: orchid?
The_Boss: ORCHID!
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A/N: Wow, this was a long chapter. Next week's update may be a bit late, because I have anther case of writers block. Sorry. I trust that you guys were able to tell who the other charcters in this story were, without me having to give names. Btw, the meme sent by Todd is not meant to be of offense in any way, and I apologize if any of you were offended. I'm going to sleep now. *rolls out window Loki-style as Famous Last Wo plays mysteriously in the background* Byeeeee! Please remember to vote/comment/follow! Thank youuuu!!!